Memorable quotes

Wysteria

Tvistor said:

Don't post logs of me in your bed.

And the plot thickens. *badum tish*

Xenomorph

____Mhaldorian Punishment______ You say in a gruff voice, "I am disappointed in you, Archbishop Quei. You have operated outside of your duty description while employed as a private aide." You say in a gruff voice, "I will not tolerate this type of behavior. My mind is clear, I have not an emotion, as it always is. I will bring you pain now, as you are a friend of Mhaldor, and a servant of the Lord of Evil." You say in a gruff voice, "Do not fail me again." Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. Quei bows her head humbly. You cease wielding Sartan's Fang in your left hand. You cease wielding Sartan's Fang in your right hand. You begin to wield a Logosian Battleaxe in your left hand. You begin to wield a Logosian Battleaxe in your right hand. You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. You strike the left leg of Quei with a mighty blow. You have recovered balance on all limbs. 12427h, 8549m, ce- You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the left leg of Quei with a mighty blow. Quei's left leg has been beaten into uselessness. You have recovered balance on all limbs. 12427h, 8549m, ce- You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the right leg of Quei with a mighty blow. You have recovered balance on all limbs. You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the right leg of Quei with a mighty blow. Quei's right leg has been beaten into uselessness. You have recovered balance on all limbs. You say in a gruff voice, "I am too merciful a leader to my citizens." You say in a gruff voice, "It is a weakness I must purge." Groukar, a grizzled old orc inspects the heavy wooden pillory, making sure that it is prepared for further use. You say in a gruff voice, "Because of this fault of mine, I spare your hands. So you can work on your admin tasks but you'll bear the pain instead, in your hindquarters." Quei bows her head in acceptance of her fate. ---------------------------------------------- dramatizaton, may not have happened Sorry about spacing. iPhone post

Sherazad

Tyrannus giving grief through posts. :<

Tesha

( @Tirac gets like 6 kills)

(Party): @Ada says, "What did Tirac do there."

(Party): @Synbios says, "Vengeance bomb."

(Party): You say, "Vengeance bomb, counter with cleavage."

(Party): You say, "...counter with cleave."

(Party): Ada says, "Hehe what's on your mind Tesha."

(Party): @Silas says, "Yes, counter with cleavage."

(Party): @Achilles says, "Countering with Cleavage doesn't work.. or does it."

It definitely works. I do not think I have ever died to vengeance bomb. B-)

Asmodron

Thus, upon the seventeenth of Daedalan, six hundred and nineteen years
after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire, did the Ancient Circle of
Druids unite with the village of Eleusis, with whom they have long
shared purpose, and now share a home.



Only took 500 years, but better late than never.


P.S: Walking Trees OP.

Trevize

Don't worry. In 500 more years, Eleusis will call itself a city.

... neah.

Antidas

Tasleus said:

Deep cavern within the magma.

A small book adorned with an intricate symbol lies here. Blasts of heat blow out from the immense 

suit of armour containing Jeramun, the Flame of the World, bathing him in an eerie orange glow.

I wanna know what's in that book...

ne;take book;sw;run for the hills

Tvistor

stand;ne;take book;sw*

Kyrra

An outraged squeal is all you hear before a dropbear lands on your head midway through your
harvesting motion. It quickly scampers back up the nearest tree.

Mishgul

Sog's dropbear is hilarious

Trevize

Kyrra said:

An outraged squeal is all you hear before a dropbear lands on your head midway through your
harvesting motion. It quickly scampers back up the nearest tree.

Oooold. Still love it.

Xenomorph

anyways, reminds me of rick james. when eddie and charlie murphy beat his legs lol

Tasleus

Antidas said:

Tasleus said:

Deep cavern within the magma.

A small book adorned with an intricate symbol lies here. Blasts of heat blow out from the immense 

suit of armour containing Jeramun, the Flame of the World, bathing him in an eerie orange glow.

I wanna know what's in that book...

ne;take book;sw;run for the hills

Urm. I tried. And he kinda hit me twice, REALLY fast. And yeah, I died. I gotta get that book. 

I GOTTA KNOW. @Bonko, come be a distraction so I can get it!

Dunn

Xenomorph said:

anyways, reminds me of rick james. when eddie and charlie murphy beat his legs lol

You are cold as ice, @Xenomorph

Jules

No way.  Tyrone Biggums all the way.  Give that man some crack :P

Antidas

@Tasleus if I remember correctly, there's nothing actually written on it. I'm not sure what its for

Tasleus

@Antidas, I wanted to WTF that, but it feels like I'm detracting you for a bad answer or something.

Seems like the book holds something secretive. Wonder what it goes tooooooo. QUEST CALLS TO ME.

Kresslack

Xenomorph said:

____Mhaldorian Punishment______ You say in a gruff voice, "I am disappointed in you, Archbishop Quei. You have operated outside of your duty description while employed as a private aide." You say in a gruff voice, "I will not tolerate this type of behavior. My mind is clear, I have not an emotion, as it always is. I will bring you pain now, as you are a friend of Mhaldor, and a servant of the Lord of Evil." You say in a gruff voice, "Do not fail me again." Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. Quei bows her head humbly. You cease wielding Sartan's Fang in your left hand. You cease wielding Sartan's Fang in your right hand. You begin to wield a Logosian Battleaxe in your left hand. You begin to wield a Logosian Battleaxe in your right hand. You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. You strike the left leg of Quei with a mighty blow. You have recovered balance on all limbs. 12427h, 8549m, ce- You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the left leg of Quei with a mighty blow. Quei's left leg has been beaten into uselessness. You have recovered balance on all limbs. 12427h, 8549m, ce- You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the right leg of Quei with a mighty blow. You have recovered balance on all limbs. You slowly pull back a Logosian Battleaxe, readying yourself for a devastating strike. You strike the right leg of Quei with a mighty blow. Quei's right leg has been beaten into uselessness. You have recovered balance on all limbs. You say in a gruff voice, "I am too merciful a leader to my citizens." You say in a gruff voice, "It is a weakness I must purge." Groukar, a grizzled old orc inspects the heavy wooden pillory, making sure that it is prepared for further use. You say in a gruff voice, "Because of this fault of mine, I spare your hands. So you can work on your admin tasks but you'll bear the pain instead, in your hindquarters." Quei bows her head in acceptance of her fate. ---------------------------------------------- dramatizaton, may not have happened Sorry about spacing. iPhone post

You leave Quei alone. And on a side note, thank you for sparing her hands. 

Trevize

Tasleus said:

Antidas said:

Tasleus said:

Deep cavern within the magma.

A small book adorned with an intricate symbol lies here. Blasts of heat blow out from the immense 

suit of armour containing Jeramun, the Flame of the World, bathing him in an eerie orange glow.

I wanna know what's in that book...

ne;take book;sw;run for the hills

Urm. I tried. And he kinda hit me twice, REALLY fast. And yeah, I died. I gotta get that book. 

I GOTTA KNOW. @Bonko, come be a distraction so I can get it!

Get a reflection.

Or a knight with a falcon.

Mizik

Dropbear...like some Australian chupacabra?

Delphinus

Neg, that would be the bunyip. Dropbear is more like a jackalope.

Trevize

Delphinus said:

Neg, that would be the bunyip. Dropbear is more like a jackalope.

All koalas are evil. Dropbears are real!

Cahin

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

(Mhaldor): Carmain says, "Nay."

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

(Whiners Anonymous): Carmain says, "I'ma horse."

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-outr bisemutum;eat bisemutum

You remove 1 bisemutum, bringing the total in the Rift to 87.

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

You eat a bisemutum chip.

As you swallow the bisemutum, you feel your mind begin to race. New avenues of mental exploration 

open up to you and you can feel your mind processing information as never before.

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

(Mhaldor): Carmain says, "I nay at people."

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

Phaidra has requested that you share some of your knowledge of Evileye with her. 'OK' to commence 

the lesson.

ok

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

You rake a malevolent glare across Phaidra and begin her tutelage in the art of the Evil Eye.

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

You first describe the various effects one can evoke with this dread power, "You can lock your 

opponent's limbs, instil primal fear, and even break their feeble will with your gaze. The 

possibilities are immense."

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

(Mhaldor): Carmain says, "Disregard."

4052h, 3420m, 18570e, 16200w cexkdb-

Mathonwy

Babel is so awesome, even in what I'd term the 'exit interview.' Excerpt from a much larger whole:

Mordanyconus bends close, his face nearly touching yours.

Mordanyconus says, "Let me tell you something, Mathonwy, and consider it a word of advice from someone you perhaps thought of as something close."

Mordanyconus says, "It will never be broken, even when He has lost interest in you."

Mordanyconus says, "You will awaken one day in the ripeness of old age, warm in your bed and with your grandchildren laughing in the next room, and you will see Him standing there."

Mordanyconus says, "Perhaps you will try to forget. But you will not."

Mordanyconus straightens, a faint smile on his eerily youthful face.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight!

Darklyre

Mathonwy said:

Babel is so awesome, even in what I'd term the 'exit interview.' Excerpt from a much larger whole:

Mordanyconus bends close, his face nearly touching yours.

Mordanyconus says, "Let me tell you something, Mathonwy, and consider it a word of advice from someone you perhaps thought of as something close."

Mordanyconus says, "It will never be broken, even when He has lost interest in you."

Mordanyconus says, "You will awaken one day in the ripeness of old age, warm in your bed and with your grandchildren laughing in the next room, and you will see Him standing there."

Mordanyconus says, "Perhaps you will try to forget. But you will not."

Mordanyconus straightens, a faint smile on his eerily youthful face.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight!

On the plus side - hey, grandkids!

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "I am playing uncharted 3 for some reason."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "I so bored."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I have that, it's not bad."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Yep."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Beat it?"

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Not yet."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "No one wants to beat it, beaaat ittt."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "What chapter thingy you on."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Or what part."

Averi has been slain in Ainghaeal's Nest by Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Champion of Phaestus.

[spoiler]

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I don't even remember. Was after the desert shootout thing, where you 

have to take out the tanks/trunks or whatever, and it's just you and the old guy."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Wtf."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Been a while since I've played it."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "I'm directly before that part asshole."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Thanks for spoiling."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "You asked."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Im in the desert but I didn't find the old guy yet."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Kill yourself."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "D:."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Oh, and he dies, the old guy."

[/spoiler]

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "ERJHIoklfp."

Tvistor

SPOILERS YOU BASTARD.

Katzchen

@Kresslack liked just for trolling Ayoxele.

Vaehl

Just blew up the tanks and stuff. Man this machine gunner pissing me off.

Kresslack

Shortly after a fuzzle started...

A little gnome boy shouts, "I found a box!"