Memorable quotes

Hanley

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

Melodie

Tahquil said:

Laurette's point of veiw:

Your charge quickly clambers up into the rigging and you quickly follow.

Your foot slips on the slick ropes and you fall back to the deck with a "THUMP".

You say "F--k."

Jumping up to grab a hold of a part of the rigging, you haul yourself up into the mess of ropes above.

You begin to follow Melodie.

You hum innocently to yourself.

Bahahaha. Now I don't even want to submit the bug!

Synbios

Hanley said:

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

With the strength of shin burst, you're actually Krillin.

Hanley

Synbios said:

Hanley said:

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

With the strength of shin burst, you're actually Krillin.

Yeah, I guess you are right... either way I still feel like I belong in a Dragon Ball video game...

Cooper

Proficy killed me in Annwyn due to me noobing out pretty hard, then we fought again at clouds. Quad broke him, he numbed and tok three straight BBTs and didn't die when numb whore off, then I noticed that he was wearing all of Cain's level 3 arties and had a truefavour so I left and we said we'd fight later after the TF wore off. Then Cain starts some mad shit talk and I ignore it then ask him to fight:

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Id be sleeping, one eye open, be able to

make cooper suck his own dick."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "And then made you suck your own dick."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "I remember when I used to fight and 

actually stay."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Used to be when i wasnt a fxxxxt."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Should write a book called I ran away."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Should write a book, i couldnt make it 

in mhaldor so i ran to shallam and kept running."

You move in towards Cain for the backbreaker.

You lift Cain triumphantly into the air, then yank him down into your raised 

knee with back breaking force.

With a sickening crunch and cry of pure agony, Cain's head lolls aimlessly far 

too far to one side. Cain collapses into such an undignified sprawl that you 

realise that the throw did indeed snap the spine like a dry twig.

You have slain Cain.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Cain in red light.

How embarrassing.

Cahin

Are you going to write the book?

Eld

Hanley said:

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

And here I was thinking if I ever found a reason to use Burst regularly, I'd have to alias it to yell "Hadouken!!!" every time....

Daslin

Eld said:

Hanley said:

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

And here I was thinking if I ever found a reason to use Burst regularly, I'd have to alias it to yell "Hadouken!!!" every time....

Heh, Ask Finchy about our random Street Fighter time in Cyrene's sewers.

Kybrae

Eld said:

Rakon said:

Hhaos said:

Zaeel says, "That's alright nobody here can lock me."

SNIP

http://pastebin.com/dzp48dbL

there, now he'll shut up, maybe

You say, "Now true then."

 No impatience, still not a true lock.

Strictly speaking, no, but I'm pretty sure Zaeel doesn't have focus yet, so same effect.

muahahaha I remember that, didn't somebody have to cure him out of it?

Cooper

Cahin said:

Are you going to write the book?

We'd have to change the title.

"I made it in Mhaldor in pretty much every way possible, got bored and left, then 1v1'd people from Mhaldor while double tdf'd and winning"

Did hide while I was a maggot tho.

Peak

Cooper said:

Cahin said:

Are you going to write the book?

We'd have to change the title.

"I made it in Mhaldor in pretty much every way possible, got bored and left, then 1v1'd people from Mhaldor while double tdf'd and winning"

Did hide while I was a maggot tho.

@Tagg & @Sabiru stay winning.

Daklore

Hanley said:

Synbios said:

Hanley said:

You unleash a burst of Shin energy at an old rat, rupturing his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for an old rat, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

I feel as if I am going to get shot for saying this, but when ever I do that I kinda feel like Goku >.>

With the strength of shin burst, you're actually Krillin.

Yeah, I guess you are right... either way I still feel like I belong in a Dragon Ball video game...

This, is of course, obligatory to this train of thought:

Wysteria

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Phaestus, are You complaining about the dinner again?"

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Next time I am sticking a fork in the side of a cow and serving it in the barn!"

The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "Now You're getting the idea."

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Fine. Here is a napkin. You can wipe its rear end before you chow down!"

The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "A what?"

Oh my...

Tagg

Peak said:

Cooper said:

Cahin said:

Are you going to write the book?

We'd have to change the title.

"I made it in Mhaldor in pretty much every way possible, got bored and left, then 1v1'd people from Mhaldor while double tdf'd and winning"

Did hide while I was a maggot tho.

@Tagg & @Sabiru stay winning.

shoot, Sabiru and I killed people while maggoted and TDF'd.

Sabiru killed more though. Still a little mad about that.

Peak

Tagg said:

Peak said:

Cooper said:

Cahin said:

Are you going to write the book?

We'd have to change the title.

"I made it in Mhaldor in pretty much every way possible, got bored and left, then 1v1'd people from Mhaldor while double tdf'd and winning"

Did hide while I was a maggot tho.

@Tagg & @Sabiru stay winning.

shoot, Sabiru and I killed people while maggoted and TDF'd.

Sabiru killed more though. Still a little mad about that.

Obvious solution is to delete ships.

Cooper

Tagg said:

Peak said:

Cooper said:

Cahin said:

Are you going to write the book?

We'd have to change the title.

"I made it in Mhaldor in pretty much every way possible, got bored and left, then 1v1'd people from Mhaldor while double tdf'd and winning"

Did hide while I was a maggot tho.

@Tagg & @Sabiru stay winning.

shoot, Sabiru and I killed people while maggoted and TDF'd.

Sabiru killed more though. Still a little mad about that.

I didn't quit Mhaldor and start raiding with the opposite faction about same day, though. I, you know, did some roleplay and waited a bit before doing the 180

Cardan

This thread is for quotes and not pissing competitions. Get it back on track please.

Darklyre

Nieelensars viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Xhumei.
The final blow proves too much for Xhumei, who falls to the floor a broken,
bloody mess.
Xhumei has been slain by Nieelensars.
The corpse of a water weird falls from Xhumei's corpse.

The soul of Xhumei says, "Whats that for?"

(Ashtan): Lianca says, "He firewalled Central Market again?"

In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Xhumei is now considered an enemy of the
City of Ashtan, you are ordered to kill him on sight!"

(Ashtan): You say, "Yup."

The soul of Xhumei says, "What was the death for?"

The soul of Xhumei says, "What did i do?"

Daimyo Nemutaur Rousseau says, "Firewalls again."

The soul of Xhumei says, "Not me."

Daimyo Nemutaur Rousseau says, "Nice try."

The soul of Xhumei says, "I don't have anything to do it with."

Daimyo Nemutaur Rousseau says, "You're not welcome in Ashtan any longer, be gone."

A small 'clink' is heard as Xhumei's ring drops from its explosion of over use.

A firewall-inscribed ring descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Nieelensars blinks.

Nieelensars says in a wispy, sing-song voice, "What the hell."

The soul of Xhumei says, "Oh."

You blink.

The soul of Xhumei says, "Um."

Daimyo Nemutaur Rousseau says, "Looks like the Divine think you did."

Kierra rolls on the floor, laughing.

Nieelensars attempts to stifle her amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

Nieelensars picks up a firewall-inscribed ring.

The soul of Xhumei says, "Yeah... i'm gonna pray now."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Xhumei begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.

You see Eternal Warlock Convert Nieelensars, Dragon Snack yell, "I love you who
ever you are."

Nieelensars says to a War Witch in a wispy, sing-song voice, "What is your take
on the situation?"

A War Witch says, "Idiots."

A War Witch shrugs helplessly.

Kierra

Dortheron says in a deep, almost purring voice, "Someone kai me up?"

Nemutaur crushes Dortheron between his massive jaws, jerking him back and forth
like a rag doll.

Drawing an enormous breath, Nemutaur exhales, expelling a gale of wind with such
force that Dortheron is knocked over.

Daimyo Nemutaur Rousseau says, "Tell me when you have enough."

Dortheron nods his head emphatically.

Nemutaur crushes Dortheron between his massive jaws, jerking him back and forth
like a rag doll.

-- SNIP ATTACK SPAM--

Dortheron says in a deep, almost purring voice, "Okay, I'm good."

Luhar leaves to the northeast.
The eyes of a War Witch linger upon Luhar as he walks away.

Dortheron takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.

Nemutaur nods his head emphatically.

Nieelensars tilts her head curiously at Dortheron.

Dortheron takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.

Dortheron tilts his head to one side while looking at nothing in particular,
rubs his chin, and thoughtfully mumbles "Hrm."

Nieelensars says in a wispy, sing-song voice, "Whatcha gunna do with it?"

You grin mischievously at Nieelensars.

Dortheron waves his palm towards Nieelensars, who abruptly vanishes from
existence.

Dortheron hums a happy tune.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Nieelensars appears before you out of thin air, wearing a relieved expression.

Nieelensars says in a wispy, sing-song voice, "I hate you all."

Nieelensars crosses her arms and sulks wildly.

Delphinus

@Darklyre: The first response to a ring exploding is LMAO THE DIVINE xD I<3U GODS.

I agree with the War Witch.

Crathen

I really didn't like that I'm trying to decide which of "what the hell", the yell, and the rofl/lol emotes were the least appropriate for the situation as it occurred IC.

I'm also wondering who the divine behind the War Witch was thinking of, when she said "idiots", especially considering, you know, there was only one bad guy.

Katzchen

A firewall-inscribed ring descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

That is what would imply to me that Divine were involved, but yeah, the response was rather cringe worthy.

Kresslack

(Ashtan): Roseria says, "Who is this Babel?"

honours roseria

Roseria (female Siren).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 10th of Ero, 588 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Nizaris

Took you guys long enough. That kid walked into Mhaldor, puts up a firewall, and then gusts a brand-new (just citizened five seconds prior) Mhaldorian novice through it. Unprovoked. So, we enemy him, he portals away, and then I track him down at Outside the Cave. I kill him, and he pulls the same thing that he pulled with you guys and tries to lie about it. Within the next hour, I see two more deathsights where he kills two more novices. I sent the second one an OOC tell to issue him, but he declined. Xhumei needs shrubbed badly.

Kresslack

It's really sad when people have nothing better to do than make a throwaway alt because they're pissed someone kicked them out, didn't give them enough attention, etc. 

Vasool

I won't lie. During Mhaldor's first RL year, I made a throwaway Mhaldorian alt to troll a few people. To be fair, it was done out of love, for laughs, not hate though.

Disclaimer, no novices or ponies were harmed in the process.

Blujixapug

I can totally see the appeal in making a character in a game and using it to kill people. Murder life breh. Shame the only people who'd die are newbies themselves.

Katzchen

Vasool said:

I won't lie. During Mhaldor's first RL year, I made a throwaway Mhaldorian alt to troll a few people. To be fair, it was done out of love, for laughs, not hate though.

Disclaimer, no novices or ponies were harmed in the process.

My first character was maldaathi, and I was kicked out of Mhaldor and told to go join Ashtan after I logged onto my IRL friend's character, and fondled people at the gates. Wasn't trolling, was just 15 IRL, and noob. :P

Cinya

This is the extent of my affectionate-troll-alting, quoted by a neutral observer on the old forums: 

Blugyll has been Reborn in the Flame!

Flowndur has been Reborn in the Flame!

Tunah has been Reborn in the Flame!

Hering has been reborn in the Flame!

(Newbie): Tunah says, "Hail, my friends. I seek the one named Samon."

...after which we proceeded to run to Samon and 'flop around on the ground at his feet', or whatever the emote is when you try to SWIM on land.

Usually I'm not a fan of troll-alting, but this one was too hilarious to pass up. No regrets. 

Orklanishkal

This thread just witnessed Ashtani RP at its finest. Second only to Hashani RP.