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  • OzmatiahOzmatiah Posts: 51Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited December 6
    A scorched shield of vermilion dragon scale grows hot, its building power growing ever greater.

    A scorched shield of vermilion dragon scale begins to hum with tightly leashed power, ready to strike out against your enemies.

    Fire lashes out from a scorched shield of vermilion dragon scale, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a Vertani guard with its insatiable fury.

    Seared Glyph on my custom shield makes me giddy. And ironically its how I realized the shield had a spelling error.

    AsmodronHalos
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyPosts: 4,385Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That glyph looks awesome.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • AtalkezAtalkez Posts: 4,135Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    How much damage does it do?


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    AsmodronKayleHalosElipise
  • SolnirSolnir Posts: 430Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    @Atalkez asking the real questions.
    Elipise
  • ZulahZulah Posts: 690Member @ - Epic Achaean

    5710h, 6253m, 25390e, 23860w cexdb-

    Spinning quickly on his heel, a murderous thug extends his arm and slams the butt end of his dagger into your nose.

    Your paragon completely absorbs the damage.

    Fire lashes out from a suit of cloth armour, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a murderous thug with its insatiable fury.

    A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

    The death of the corpse of a murderous thug fuels the fires that rage within an armoured charge tank.

    6012h, 6263m, 25390e, 23860w cexdb-

    So if I fall asleep bashing and it kills itself attacking me, am I afk bashing? 
    NyneveDochitha
  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 351Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Zulah said:

    5710h, 6253m, 25390e, 23860w cexdb-

    Spinning quickly on his heel, a murderous thug extends his arm and slams the butt end of his dagger into your nose.

    Your paragon completely absorbs the damage.

    Fire lashes out from a suit of cloth armour, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a murderous thug with its insatiable fury.

    A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

    The death of the corpse of a murderous thug fuels the fires that rage within an armoured charge tank.

    6012h, 6263m, 25390e, 23860w cexdb-

    So if I fall asleep bashing and it kills itself attacking me, am I afk bashing? 
    Nah, you still at your keyboard. :)
    Caelan
  • CooperCooper IowaPosts: 4,178Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Atalkez said:
    How much damage does it do?
    7257h, 6757m, 27297e, 27310w zombie15639 93%(-134h, 1.6%) 
    A decaying zombie lashes out at you with a rotting arm, smashing into your gut.
    Your shield completely absorbs the damage.
    Fire lashes out from a Shield of Absorption, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a decaying zombie 
    with its insatiable fury.
    7257h, 6597m, 27297e, 27274w zombie15639 90%

    Dochitha
  • AntoniusAntonius Posts: 4,244Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That's a bit disappointing for something that's valued at 850 credits. Can the procs crit?
  • CooperCooper IowaPosts: 4,178Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I didn't think so at first, so I mentioned it to Mak. He said it could crit. A few hits later it did crit.

  • PuxiPuxi Posts: 268Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Does that mean it does 5% instead of 3% on reactive?
  • CooperCooper IowaPosts: 4,178Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Mhaldor gonna go broke from all the recent dragons, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    MelodieZayneSyndra
  • SerinSerin Posts: 49Member ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Thought you were blind to new dragons Coop, can't even see them when they are right next to you :lol:

  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 602Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Applied for Prophet of Enlightenment in Targossas.
    I'm a weird mixture of excited and terrified right now :D



    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    ShirszaeNyneveUtianima
  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,148Member @ - Epic Achaean
    edited December 7
    You say to Captain Korlosh, "...Are we going to do this again? You could just splatter for me?"
    Captain Korlosh exclaims, "Hah!"
    You smile impishly and say, "Too much to ask?"
    Captain Korlosh says, "You're still too cowardly to face the Tiger and the Iron Rock head on,
    Minifie."
    You say, "You are correct, I have to do so with measured tactics!"

    Whomever did this... You have my absolute thanks and praise, I love these little interactions, and why I do say things at stronger denizens I fight, hoping for these little tidbits.

    As far as Korlosh is concerned: Consider my next fight with Clynalia and Shale to be a 2v1, I'll either kill them or die trying!

    P.S. Sorry for killing you though... I wanted you to deflect a while longer and get a longer spar out of it verbally! Next time, Delosian Troll! 
    KyrraShirszaeUtianima
  • SobriquetSobriquet Posts: 1,706Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Cain is back it seems.

    You are about to quit the Clan of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Enter AGREE if you are sure that 
    you wish to do this.
    6007h, 5024m, 27105e, 20565w cexkdb-9.1- 09:52:48.827 0 0-0 0 0-0 [  ]
    You have quit the clan of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

    There, much better.
    image
    AsmodronSiduri
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,142Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Sobriquet said:
    Cain is back it seems.

    You are about to quit the Clan of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Enter AGREE if you are sure that 
    you wish to do this.
    6007h, 5024m, 27105e, 20565w cexkdb-9.1- 09:52:48.827 0 0-0 0 0-0 [  ]
    You have quit the clan of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

    There, much better.
    I was a member of this clan for about 2 minutes before I muted it. Quit it about a week later.
    SobriquetAsmodronSiduri
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaPosts: 2,274Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Wow, you couldn't even let @Zulah be the newest Elder Dragon for just one day.
    (Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."
    TysandrUtianima
  • DochithaDochitha Posts: 1,128Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Cooper said:
    Atalkez said:
    How much damage does it do?
    7257h, 6757m, 27297e, 27310w zombie15639 93%(-134h, 1.6%) 
    A decaying zombie lashes out at you with a rotting arm, smashing into your gut.
    Your shield completely absorbs the damage.
    Fire lashes out from a Shield of Absorption, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a decaying zombie 
    with its insatiable fury.
    7257h, 6597m, 27297e, 27274w zombie15639 90%
    Worth it. Especially when you are rushing during great hunt. Every bit of damage helps pushing hunting speed forward, all these stacks. I WANT IT! But I don't get enough play time to meet people who actually have the pieces I need...weep.
    OzmatiahUtianima
  • BronislavBronislav MarylandPosts: 326Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Dochitha said:
    Cooper said:
    Atalkez said:
    How much damage does it do?
    7257h, 6757m, 27297e, 27310w zombie15639 93%(-134h, 1.6%) 
    A decaying zombie lashes out at you with a rotting arm, smashing into your gut.
    Your shield completely absorbs the damage.
    Fire lashes out from a Shield of Absorption, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a decaying zombie 
    with its insatiable fury.
    7257h, 6597m, 27297e, 27274w zombie15639 90%
    Worth it. Especially when you are rushing during great hunt. Every bit of damage helps pushing hunting speed forward, all these stacks. I WANT IT! But I don't get enough play time to meet people who actually have the pieces I need...weep.
    I wish I knew that. I've sold, like, 4 glyph pieces. :frown: Still need sweet, delicious harness straps, though.



  • ZulahZulah Posts: 690Member @ - Epic Achaean
    edited December 9
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    You viciously jab a Soulpiercer into a throng of swarming horax.
    The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.
    Surging towards you suddenly, a throng of swarming horax pierces you repeatedly with their long, curved mandibles.
    Your paragon completely absorbs the damage.
    Fire lashes out from a suit of cloth armour, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a throng of swarming horax with its insatiable fury.
    PLANE-RAZING CRITICAL
    A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
    The death of the corpse of a throng of swarming horax fuels the fires that rage within an armoured charge tank.
    You feel a surge of energy course through your body as a sycophantic shoulder cape feeds upon the lifeforce of your fallen foe.
    8569h, 5876m, 26902e, 22330w, 32R cekdb-
    Ok time to start gag/subbing some lines, bashing getting spamy.

    Dochitha
  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 351Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Zulah said:
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    You viciously jab a Soulpiercer into a throng of swarming horax.
    The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.
    Surging towards you suddenly, a throng of swarming horax pierces you repeatedly with their long, curved mandibles.
    Your paragon completely absorbs the damage.
    Fire lashes out from a suit of cloth armour, ravaging the unsuspecting form of a throng of swarming horax with its insatiable fury.
    PLANE-RAZING CRITICAL
    A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
    The death of the corpse of a throng of swarming horax fuels the fires that rage within an armoured charge tank.
    You feel a surge of energy course through your body as a sycophantic shoulder cape feeds upon the lifeforce of your fallen foe.
    8569h, 5876m, 26902e, 22330w, 32R cekdb-
    Ok time to start gag/subbing some lines, bashing getting spamy.

    Now you just go back to Stick monk, so you can have 20 lines in between prompts.
  • WicellaWicella Posts: 98Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    @Minifie and I had a friendly debate back and forth. Being at 4am for me, this was both hilarious and probably the weirdest part of my day.
    MinifieSherazadUtianima
  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,148Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Wicella said:
    @Minifie and I had a friendly debate back and forth. Being at 4am for me, this was both hilarious and probably the weirdest part of my day.
    and it didn't even cost me 2gp/bloodroot either! I am the master negotiator!
  • WicellaWicella Posts: 98Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Not yet it didn't!
  • ZbacoZbaco Posts: 96Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Exploring Qerstead, run into the king of the prarie. Try everything I can think of to get out of the room, but nothing works. Eventually, after trying speaking to and emoting at him, I get bored...and perhaps a little obnoxious:

    You sing to the king of the prairie with a slight forestal accent, "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiight."
    You sing to the king of the prairie with a slight forestal accent, "In the juuuungle, the miiiighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiight."
    You sing to the king of the prairie with a slight forestal accent, "Oh WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, da dee da dee dee da dee bum bum balay..."

    (several seconds pass)

    The king of the prairie roars in sorrow and fury before turning his gaze upon you.
     
    The king of the prairie roars out a call for aid. With no response from his pride, he snarls in maddened fury as he redoubles his attack.

    (multiple lionesses appear, death follows shortly thereafter)

    Apparently he doesn't like singing :(
    ZackeryElipiseBlujixapugUtianima
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormPosts: 2,633Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    One word: fly.

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
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