Bioarchaeologist/Digital Archaeologist (this means I don't really do field work any more and my ongoing research projects have moved away from skeletal remains as a physical lab-based study and to a lot of work on ethics and things like representation of archaeology in video games).
(Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Melodie says, "Get rekt scrubbbbb."
(Mhaldor's Next Top Model): You say, "Scrubbbssss."
(Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Trey says, "Austere was hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, apparently."
College Secretary and Executive Assistant for a Christian College. They teach years 7-12.
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
Forensic Analyst for the State Police (coming soon: also for the State's probation program) but I got here because @Maran got me into it when we were stationed together in the Marines as mechanics.
Professional hitman for the CIA/NSA/FBI. Fluent in 30 languages, black belt in karate and can hold my breath underwater for 10 minutes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the
top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes
of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of spies across the USA and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The
storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you
in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to
the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it
to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t,
you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead,
kiddo.
Law enforcement. Turns out being a Marine grunt with combat experience doesn't really open up a lot of job opportunities. Also working on a bachelor's with the goal of becoming a CPA and eventually working for the FBI. But for now, just a simple cop. I drive fast and catch bad guys.
Genetics PhD dropout turned lab manager for two (big) biophysics labs. I have a billion students and know the struggle, so I help however I can and keep the budget in line. And I get to do some research too. Best decision I ever made.
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My girlfriend teaches special ed in the same age group, albeit in a more suburban setting. Props, I know how hard the job can be.
My job title is: maintenance.
My job description is: fix all the shit.
Side job is small package pickup & delivery.
May go back for my MSN whenever I get bored.
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Working full time at a gas station right now, oh so fun.
But do you sell blinker fluid? Where in New England? I'm in CT near UConn.
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