So I'm heading down to the toilet at work.. Open the door, turn on the light.. Look up, and there's this big huntsman sitting in the corner above and behind the toilet.
I didn't need to go anymore.
If he looks small in the photo, is say his leg span is easily the size of my hand. Not the biggest huntsman, but still. I'm semi-fine with huntsman spiders, just only when I can see them.
I give you my worst enemy, the Loxosceles Laeta or commonly known as "Corner Spider" a very common spider in my country. This little barstard likes to hide inside our houses and his venom is lethal, is called Corner Spider because she hides in corners and cracks, places with low light and hard access. If you get stung by one of these little shits you have 24 hours to get the antidote or you die, but that is if you are big and lucky enough. Once the venom is in the blood stream, you have around 60 minutes to get to the hospital, otherwise you go into anaphylactic shock and die. shes the reason i hate spiders with all my soul.
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http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/1020/Scientist-catches-spider-the-size-of-a-puppy
I didn't need to go anymore.
If he looks small in the photo, is say his leg span is easily the size of my hand. Not the biggest huntsman, but still. I'm semi-fine with huntsman spiders, just only when I can see them.
IT BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BIKE
I'd rather not have a big huntsman crawl out while I'm out riding my bike home or something. STAY OUT OF MY HELMET TOO
I have no idea what kind of spider this one is.
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This little barstard likes to hide inside our houses and his venom is lethal, is called Corner Spider because she hides in corners and cracks, places with low light and hard access. If you get stung by one of these little shits you have 24 hours to get the antidote or you die, but that is if you are big and lucky enough. Once the venom is in the blood stream, you have around 60 minutes to get to the hospital, otherwise you go into anaphylactic shock and die. shes the reason i hate spiders with all my soul.
gawd i hate spiders so much.
Imagining myself lying down on the floor in there, getting flashbacks to Fear Factor. Better keep your mouth closed.
Stole from Reddit obv.
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