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  • ShadizarShadizar
    image
    But yeah, I love my own dog. Even when she nudges open the shoe closet and then destroys all of our shoes.

  • TeshaTesha
    If I had a dog like that I might become a dog person.

     i'm a rebel

  • NakariNakari
    Synbios said:
    Say what you will about Internet Explorer and its myriad flaws, humans - they at least finally made an ad that I like:

    I feel like the moral of this story is that microsoft needs to stop making web browsers and start making anime.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Achimrst said:
    I want to see this movie.

    image

    Exclusive footage from the new Thor movie:

    image

    Females watching this, control yourselves please.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Eld said:
    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days?

    @Eld: The url was like that when I saw it. Also, don't ask me if it's the boys-love or the incest between two diametrically-opposed brother-personalities that lures in the human female fangirls. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM, EH?

  • EldEld
    Synbios said:


    Eld said:

    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days?


    @Eld: The url was like that when I saw it. Also, don't ask me if it's the boys-love or the incest between two diametrically-opposed brother-personalities that lures in the human female fangirls. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM, EH?


    I didn't mean to imply that you had mangled the url, i was just hoping you could point to where it had come from.
  • BereneneBerenene
    edited November 2013
    Eld said:
    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days? Actually, disregard that last, remembered Supernatural fanfic.
    Actually, if you remember the first movie, they're not really brothers.  Loki is just some random baby that Odin pulled a Madonna on and raised as his own. So no actual incest.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Berenene said:
    Eld said:
    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days? Actually, disregard that last, remembered Supernatural fanfic.
    Actually, if you remember the first movie, they're not really brothers.  Loki is just some random baby that Odin pulled a Madonna on and raised as his own. So no actual incest.
    How appropriate of me to point out this trope.

  • EldEld
    edited November 2013
    Berenene said:


    Eld said:

    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days?

    Actually, disregard that last, remembered Supernatural fanfic.
    Actually, if you remember the first movie, they're not really brothers.  Loki is just some random baby that Odin pulled a Madonna on and raised as his own. So no actual incest.
    My recollection had been (ignoring the movies because whatever) that Loki was Odin's son by a frost giant, but I've since been reminded that he was unrelated and just Odin's blood brother or something similar. So really it's more like Thor making out with his godfather. So i guess that's cool?

  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Norse mythology is slightly different.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • BereneneBerenene
    Eld said:
    Eld said:
    @Synbios, image credit is nice,but it's even better when the url is readable. Also, is incest really that mainstream of a fetish these days? Actually, disregard that last, remembered Supernatural fanfic.
    Actually, if you remember the first movie, they're not really brothers.  Loki is just some random baby that Odin pulled a Madonna on and raised as his own. So no actual incest.
    My recollection had been (ignoring the movies because whatever) that Loki was Odin's son by a frost giant, but I've since been reminded that he was unrelated and just Odin's blood brother or something similar. So really it's more like Thor making out with his godfather. So i guess that's cool?
    Yeah, I was just using the movie as the basis because the poster was for the second movie.

    I'm aware of the difference between it and actual norse myth
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • ArditiArditi
    @Fitz

    Sadly, the only part that's an edit is the addition of "Dignity".

    The whole thing is an episode of hilarity and military stupidity only rivaled by the Battle of Karansebes.

    The army of Austria, approximately 100,000 strong, was setting up camp around the town of Karánsebes (now Caransebeş, in modern Romania). The army's vanguard, a contingent of hussars, crossed the Timiş River nearby to scout for the presence of the Ottoman Turks. There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of gypsies, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink.

    Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.

    Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Italians from Lombardy, Slavs from the Balkans, and Austrians, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!".

    As the cavalry ran through the camps, a corps commander reasoned that it was a cavalry charge by the Ottoman army, and ordered artillery fire. Meanwhile, the entire camp awoke to the sound of battle and, rather than waiting to see what the situation was, everyone fled. The troops fired at every shadow, thinking the Ottomans were everywhere; in reality they were shooting fellow Austrian soldiers. The incident escalated to the point where the whole army retreated from the imaginary enemy, and Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II was pushed off his horse into a small creek.

    Two days later, the Ottoman army arrived. They discovered 10,000 dead and wounded soldiers and easily took Caransebeş.


  • CidusiiCidusii


    Weirdly enough he sounds South African *eyeshift*
  • TrillianaTrilliana
    Fitz said:
    image

    Obligatory 
    Except that's Thor, not Odin :3
    meh


  • FitzFitz Fire and Spice
    It says Thor in the image macro.





  • SynbiosSynbios
    Fitz said:
    image

    Obligatory 

    He missed one.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Curiously, how do you humans post imgur galleries?

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