Not amusing or entertaining at all, but just saw this headline and couldn't help but be reminded of Melodie's wedding, although it's the husband gone bad in this case.
Kastuni (Céline Joëlle Tran) is a really, really pretty actress. But I won't go further down the road with my comments or I'll sound creepier than I already am.
Kastuni (Céline Joëlle Tran) is a really, really pretty actress. But I won't go further down the road with my comments or I'll sound creepier than I already am.
I'll have to do some, um, research when I get home from work.
(I find it delightfully ironic that I'm working on safe-search documentation right now)
edit: (she totally does look like a realdoll in that particular picture tho)
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Not amusing or entertaining at all, but just saw this headline and couldn't help but be reminded of Melodie's wedding, although it's the husband gone bad in this case.
(I find it delightfully ironic that I'm working on safe-search documentation right now)
edit: (she totally does look like a realdoll in that particular picture tho)
It's like MMA fights. Or... maMMAl-- no wait, they're MMArsupials.
Seriously though, those muscles. That's what the Australian military consists of, right?
2. "First, hoist the front of the dress up past your knees. This will give you mobility
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
(I am a book seller in a large book-store chain. A woman is standing in front of the new release table and is looking frustrated.)
Me: “Can I help you, miss?”
Customer: “I’m looking for a new book. Oprah said it just came out. You should keep more new releases in stock! Especially if it’s a book by Oprah!”
Me: “Okay, well, maybe it’s somewhere else in the store. I can check for you. Do you know the title?”
Customer: “It’s called Anna Karenina.”
Me: *pause* “Oh, that should be in our literature section, under Tolstoy.”
Customer: “Why is it not in the new releases? Oprah said it was just published!”
Me: “Well, actually it was written in the 1870s.”
Customer: “No, it wasn’t! Oprah said it was new! Oprah doesn’t lie! She’s Oprah!”
Me: “Okay. Do you want to get the book?”
Customer: “Of course! Oprah said I have to read it. Oprah!”
(My coworkers spent the rest of the day randomly shouting ‘Oprah!’ over the headsets.)
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