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"Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man."
I get the humour! It's being able to interpret 'knife block' as either a wooden block that stores knives or 'knife block' as the act of blocking knives, which this sculpture of a Greek? Spartan? Roman? looks like its doing.
I would like a knife sharpener shaped like the head of Jar-Jar so to sharpen your knife you stab him repeatedly. Could make a fortune, make it customizable to look like Jack Thompson, Alex Jones or your Ex.
I would like a knife sharpener shaped like the head of Jar-Jar so to sharpen your knife you stab him repeatedly. Could make a fortune, make it customizable to look like Jack Thompson, Alex Jones or your Ex.
Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Stephenie Meyers...
Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
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"Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man."