Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Exelethril

How this month's promotion feels like so far.

Wilhelmina

I've seen this in many places today.

Achimrst

Berenene

Awkwardly placed stickers:

Achimrst

Berenene

  

Arillis

Lyndee said:

The Internet, ladies and gentlemen:

Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypse

Just what Arillis needs! Since Chaos surely is going to end the world, and Mhaldor and Targossas bite each others tail without end, the world needs some delicious rainbowy goodness enthralling everyone to save the world and get to world peace!

Achimrst

Achimrst

Synbios

Achimrst said:

@Achimrst: Bond paper? Crudely drawn pentacle(and upright at that)? No mathematically-harmonious inscriptions of warding, binding and abjuration? Lack of wormwood incense and unhallowed oils? No marshmallows?! You'll be lucky if a Spawnling of Putrescence even considers the offering with its mewling feelers. 

-1.61803398875/10  would not answer summons.

Achimrst

My response @Synbios‌

Achimrst

Tohran

Achimrst said:

Pentacle needs to be bigger. Upright works, so long as you're trying to summon a well balanced boy with no outstanding qualities, be they physical, spiritual, emotional, or mental. Waitaminute...

DO NOT SUMMON GREYFACE! No good can come from the Greyface.

(My religion is partially Discordian, look it up, funny stuff.)

Exelethril

Dat bend yesterday

Synbios

Tohran said:

Pentacle needs to be bigger. Upright works, so long as you're trying to summon a well balanced boy with no outstanding qualities, be they physical, spiritual, emotional, or mental. Waitaminute...

DO NOT SUMMON GREYFACE! No good can come from the Greyface.

(My religion is partially Discordian, look it up, funny stuff.)

@Tohran: Tilting an upright pentacle will provide varying hues of emotional spectra. Thusly, with repeated summonings, performing miniscule deviations from the upright pentacle, you too can have your very own 50 shades of greyface.

Just...make sure you have that wormwood incense and unhallowed oils. Summoning is an artscience. Respect the rote and ritual.

Cynlael

Too many people in Achaea that this applies to.

Synbios

The second panel depicts a voice playback of a passionate scene between either(take your pick):
1. A male and a female
2. A male and a male
3. A female and a female
4. An eldritch abomination andActually, eldritch abominations are beyond such carnal pursuits

Kerria

Got Spoiler:

Achimrst

So, I play this game called Nation States for lolz and it's actually really funny. My current state is!!!

The Theocracy of Achimrst is a small, devout nation, notable for its enforced nudity. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 45 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achimrst's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Yarg.

I love being a dictator  

Amanu

Achimrst

Not such an innocent story now is it!

Berenene

Achimrst said:

So, I play this game called Nation States for lolz and it's actually really funny. My current state is!!!

The Theocracy of Achimrst is a small, devout nation, notable for its enforced nudity. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 45 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achimrst's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Yarg.

I love being a dictator  

I used to play that game. It was fun.

Achimrst

Berenene said:

Achimrst said:

So, I play this game called Nation States for lolz and it's actually really funny. My current state is!!!

The Theocracy of Achimrst is a small, devout nation, notable for its enforced nudity. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 45 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achimrst's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Yarg.

I love being a dictator  

I used to play that game. It was fun.

Update: Following new legislation in Achimrst, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.

Trilliana

Doh, was supposed to be a rave... lemme find amusement!

such a satisfying .gif

Cynlael

Kresslack

How I feel about the World Cup:

Kerria

@Kresslack‌  too late, I already posted that  

Jozlyn

I'd give him a chance.

Achimrst

Achimrst

Jozlyn said:

I'd give him a chance.

I would totally get nailed in the backseat of his car upon picking me up and we can skip the family event.

Because yes.