Memorable quotes

Bonko

Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Mhaldorian Stratigos (male Grook).

You tell a Stymphalian bird, "Tell cain All hail the mighty Mhaldorian Stratigos!"

You tell a Stymphalian bird, "Tell cain Just kidding, you couldn't stormhammer your way out of a thundercloud."

Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Mhaldorian Stratigos shouts, "Come say that to my face, Bird."

You tell a Stymphalian bird, "Tell cain Where are you, worm brain?"

You tell a Stymphalian bird, "Tell cain I'm waiting. I can't hear you unless you put on your big boy voice again."

Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Mhaldorian Stratigos shouts, "I am at the gates of Mhaldor, if you dare to say that again to me, Bird."

Sorry Cain, you know I love you. (Also, I'm not sure if the gif is inappropriate or not, but if it is then naturally please remove it.)

Cain

I thought it was someone elses, i didnt know you had a bird pet, what a wuss

Rugnar

Saturday, I got the killing blow off on Kastalia's shade. Yesterday I went for a new blade, this is what I got:

Murad exclaims, "I give you Sleeping River!"

Didn't realise until Bhayn noticed it, but it's a pretty cool coincidence

Favonius

Rolling snow into a small ball and setting another, smaller orb atop it, you build the featureless figure of a snowman.

Rolling a small, featureless snowman across the snow, you build up an even bigger ball for its body.

Rolling a medium, featureless snowman across the snow, you build up an even bigger ball for its body.

Rolling a large, featureless snowman across the snow, you build up an even bigger ball for its body.

Clods of snow break away as you work to embiggen a tremendous, featureless snowman, and you quickly realise that at its almighty size, the risk of collapse is imminent.

Shifting and moulding a tremendous, featureless snowman, you impress the look of a Dala'myrr upon its frozen features.

Shaped into a Dala'myrr, a tremendous snowman looms over the area like a frosty behemoth.

Penwize

Favonius said:

embiggen

...is that an actual quote from the game? Because if so ....
embiggen
Not even a real word, just a throwback to the Simpsons.

Favonius

Penwize said:

Favonius said:

embiggen

...is that an actual quote from the game? Because if so ....
embiggen
Not even a real word, just a throwback to the Simpsons.

Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

Cain

(Market): Jack says, "Looking for one of those nearly extinct cute little baby foxes? Ad 63."

You tell General Jack Moonflair, Mischief's Samurai, "You have gone from the terror of Shallams
gates, to selling baby foxes : (."

Jack tells you, "And you're old enough to remember that."

Jack tells you, "But, that was just the first stage of my plan. Eventually I caused a chain of
events that led to the utter annihilation of Shallam."


Jack tells you, "And then hunted foxes to near extinction to sell their babies."

You tell General Jack Moonflair, Mischief's Samurai, "Haha."


I Lol'd

Skye

(House Demaxx): Kinilan says, "Your mother called. She said you have to let me sink your ship."

>_>

Dresden

Skye said:

http://www.achaea.com/chronological-order

It's in the Achaean history page. Dresden replaced the dawnie leader. Whoever that is.

I do believe the person was referencing the fact that stating guildmaster of a guild is a bit redundant. That said, it was quite an interesting time to be sure.

Skye

Holy crap I summoned a Dresden. SUMMONING PROFICIENCY UP

Lyr

(paraphrasing because I forgot to grab it at the time)

(Refugees of Shallam): Dresden says, "Why is my city destroyed?"

*cue my staring at my screen, thinking "Really? Dresden? City destruction? Too soon."*

Triak

Voc arrives, following Verrucht.
Moving awkwardly, as though manipulated by invisible strings, a diminutive homunculus
resembling Kead scuttles in from the northeast.
Kead arrives, following Verrucht.
Syth arrives, following Verrucht.
Kenway arrives, following Verrucht.
Sykes arrives, following Verrucht.
Moving awkwardly, as though manipulated by invisible strings, a diminutive homunculus
resembling Sable scuttles in from the northeast.
Sable arrives, following Verrucht.
Nim arrives, following Verrucht.
Saidie arrives, following Verrucht.
Fendo arrives, following Verrucht.
Inara arrives, following Verrucht.
Melodie arrives, following Verrucht.
Kohinoor arrives, following Verrucht.
Keelase arrives, following Verrucht.
Yungfu arrives, following Verrucht.
The Dragon Verrucht thunders in from the northeast.

Silas arrives, following Sothantos.
Trayu arrives, following Sothantos.
Caladbolg arrives, following Sothantos.
Garis arrives, following Sothantos.
Sothantos arrives from the south.

Kinilan

You are 314 years old, having been born on the 24th of Chronos, 299 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

Today is the 24th of Chronos, 613 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

These boxers are made of white cotton with a stretchy waist and a front
buttoned crotch. The cut is simple and clean, designed for comfort and
functionality. Time has been taken to carefully paint the image of an
elephant on the garment. The rear end is almost dominated by the large
grey behind with a length of thick string sewn on the end to emulate an
elephant's tail while the front features a wide face with beady black
button eyes and ears that flair out to occupy most of the boxer's legs.
Unusually enough, while the shape clearly depicts an elephant, the
painted creature lacks its characteristic trunk.
It has 97 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Skye.

Trilliana

@Kinilan  Mine are better >.>

Katzchen

@Tvistor @Antidas @Jiraishin What exactly are you teaching your novices?

Swain tells you in Mhaldorian, "I am at your service, Master. I seek a buckler. What duties can these two hands perform, so that I may earn the honour of having such an item forged by your own hands?"

Katzchen

I'm now wondering if he treats a Squire like this, what does the Tyrannus get? Exaggerated bowing, followed by kissing of the feet?

Tvistor

I absolve myself of blame. It was all Jurixe's fault.

Katzchen

Tvistor said:

I absolve myself of blame. It was all Jurixe's fault.

Is this the naga way of jumping up and down and saying 'I'm innocent, I'm innocent, I SWEAR, it was HIM!'?

Katzchen

Not to imply Jurixe is a him, of course. I'm not suicidal. Just a generic example.

Skye

The mangled carcass of a bandit is here.
He weighs about 218 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

You cease to wield a black ironwood quarterstaff.

You begin to wield a butchering cleaver in your right hand.

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a sneaky bandit, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and preparing a tender cut of meat.


:-&

Tvistor

Katzchen said:

Not to imply Jurixe is a him, of course. I'm not suicidal. Just a generic example.

No but seriously, I've never spoken to the guy. Let's just blame Jurixe/Antidas/Jiraishin.

Xer

Problem already solved <.< He's out of Mhaldor already

Tvistor

This is what happens when people do not interact with me. They rageQQ.

Chryenth

Tvistor said:

This is what happens to people. They rageQQ.

ftfy

Katzchen

Don't look at me. All I did was tell him to stop being pathetic.

Katzchen

And I even made him the buckler.

Tvistor

lmao

+100 Evil points.

Seldin

I almost cried.

Icraa arrives from the east.

Icraa says with a rough, Xorani accent, "Bleh all i found was some skintight ones."

You give a pair of tailored black pinstriped dress trousers to Icraa.

Icraa gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Icraa says with a rough, Xorani accent, "How is this any better?"

You say, "They're stylish."

You say, "And better than nothing."

You say, "Much better."

Icraa says to you with a rough, Xorani accent, "You like cross dressers huh?!?"

You say, "Uh, what?"

You say, "They are dress trousers."

You say, "Pinstriped dress trousers."

You say, "Y'know, the pants you'd wear with a pinstripe suit?"

Icraa says to you with a rough, Xorani accent, "Last time i checked a dress is something that women wear."

You cringe and drop your face into your palms with a shake of your head.

You say, "Have you even looked at them?"

Icraa says with a rough, Xorani accent, "Nope i just assume."

You say, "Assumptions tend to lead to people making fools of themselves."

Icraa puts on a pair of tailored black pinstriped dress trousers.

You say, "Dress trousers. Trousers."

You say, "Dress as in formal."

Icraa says with a rough, Xorani accent, "Whatever."

Icraa says with a rough, Xorani accent, "It covers up."

With a beautiful sheen and platinum pin striping, these trousers are a product of masterful 

tailoring. Flat-fronted and without cuffs, these trousers have two seam pockets in the front and one 

pocket in the back. Tailored with precision for a perfect fit, these trousers are a reflection of 

the wearer's attention to style.

Wysteria

Skye said:

The mangled carcass of a bandit is here.
He weighs about 218 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

You cease to wield a black ironwood quarterstaff.

You begin to wield a butchering cleaver in your right hand.

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a sneaky bandit, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and preparing a tender cut of meat.


:-&

I used to do that to the 17 Petran vagrants all the time back in my pre-level 40 days Then sold the 2500 meat I managed to gather all at once to someone.

Jurixe

@Antidas tried to get me to mentor him but I was at work. And then I come back and he's out already. So not my fault, it was Antidas!