Memorable quotes

Katzchen

Wynedere said:

I could never get my 'goto' power to work. The mapper kept overriding it even when I deactivated the script, aliases, and triggers.

 

Also, you can't turn off the gods channel!

*pause button on client* *goto <target>* *unpause*

Wynedere

Oops?

Cahin

Target tar = Penwize.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:09:946

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:10:165

You are not the member of any party.

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Kelandra pulls down her pants and moons the world.

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Kelandra takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.

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Kelandra blinks.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:10:397cast stormhammer at Penwize

Your pitiful attack is frozen in its tracks by Penwize.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:10:526

Kelandra eats a bloodroot leaf.

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"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" Kelandra moans, holding her head.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:11:356

Kelandra prowls out to the north, moving like a jaguar.

Exploding into flames, the Baalzadeen disappears from view.

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Penwize begins to wield a swirling shield of feathers in his left hand.

A mass of eagle feathers coalesces into a shield in Penwize's hand.

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Aeolithon takes a drink from an oaken vial.

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Penwize begins to wield a thin marble dirk in his right hand.

With a deft manoeuvre, Penwize produces a thin marble dirk from his sleeve.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:12:319

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Proficy.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31753w cexkdb-[R]19:48:12:537

Aeolithon prowls out to the north, moving like a jaguar.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31765w cexkdb-[R]19:48:13:496sigh penwize

You give Penwize a pained sigh.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31765w cexkdb-[R]19:48:13:941

Azuhi arrives from the north.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31765w cexkdb-[R]19:48:14:287

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Penwize.

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31765w cexkdb-[R]19:48:14:824n

(Mudlet Clan): Cesarina says, "Got powers fading in rank, gonna be excited when they are gone..."

6620h, 6502m, 32000e, 31765w cexkdb-[R]19:48:15:046

The gates of Mhaldor.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been 

scrawled here. It reads, "Suffering is key to strength and greatness." A runic totem is planted 

solidly in the ground. A countless number of contorted faces, twisted limbs, and surging torsos have 

been captured here in a massive bloodsteel shrine dedicated to Sartan. An enormous slab of volcanic 

obsidian towers over this area, the regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An occupied iron 

gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of long, soft 

leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian 

towers over this area, the laws of Mhaldor etched upon its face. There are 3 monolith sigils in 3 

groups here. There are 2 daemonic onyx vials here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Hands clenched 

before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. 

There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. There are 2 ominous liches here. There are 2 baby rats 

here. A grizzled old rat sits here, fearlessly. A giant tortoise sits here like a rock. Twitching 

its wings, a charcoal black hippogriff majestically stands here. The shining figure of a guardian 

angel floats in the air here. A Baalzadeen demon towers over you, filling you with dread.  A huge 

statue of the Scimitar of Yen-Sorte stands here, thrusting skywards. Blade Aspirant Tennent Fol'ia, 

Sentry of Mhaldor is here, shrouded. He wields a gleaming scimitar in each hand. Deacon Quei Xanatov 

is here, hidden. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She wields a darkbow in both 

hands. Deacon Xer is here. Grunt Aeolithon is here, hidden. He wields an ornate steel rapier in each 

hand. Kelandra Lichlord is here, hidden. She wields a Shield of Absorption in her left hand and an 

elemental staff in her right.

You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.6620h, 6502m, 31998e, 31765w cexkdb-

Kelandra stumbles and pokes herself in the eye.

minus 5 points from Eagledor!

Katzchen

Scrolling back over the event.

(Gods): Deucalion says, "Shoutsoff."

Mistells. So much more embarassing when you're supposed to be acting Divine.

Kyrra

You are bringing a known criminal into the city and must suffer the consequences of your actions.
You are hereby immediately branded as an enemy of Ashtan.
You bow your head and pray for the deliverance of Lord Templar Achilles, Knight of Shallam.
9641h, 8973m, 40820e, 34370w cxkdb-11:01:58:422
Achilles takes a drink from a purple heartwood vial.
9641h, 8973m, 40820e, 34370w cxkdb-
Achilles eats a hawthorn berry.
9641h, 8973m, 40820e, 34370w cxkdb-11:01:58:726
Achilles eats some bayberry bark.
9641h, 8973m, 40820e, 34370w cxkdb-11:02:00:109
Achilles plummets to the earth below!

Achilles tells you, "That's a bitch move."

Achilles tells you, "You'll pay for it."

^_^

Aerek

Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, Sohl brings his scimitar crashing straight down on your
head. Blackness fills your vision and the screams of pain exploding in your head find no outlet as
your entire body is clove asunder.
You have been slain by Sohl.

(p) H:0, M:11560, ex-  0/0|2/0|0/0|10 (-10675 Health, +75 Mana)
Melodie has been slain by Sohl. (Bloodsworn Pact)

(p) H:0, M:11410, ex-  0/0|2/0|0/0|10 ql
Approaching the gates to the Plane of Chaos.
Xenophage, keeper of the chaos gate casts a haughty eye over you from a seat nearby. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Vital fluids ooze from the cracked carapace
of a slain dala'myrr. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. A bloodroot
leaf lies here. A piece of dried-out kelp has been left here. Some irid moss has been left here. The
twisted remains of Maximillian lie here.  Amunet Viatrix Eruu'Yul is here. She wields a lustrous
black shield in her right hand. Lianca, Occult Taskmaster is here. She wields a Shield of Absorption
in her right hand. The soul of Maximillian roams the land, bodiless. Legatus Sohl Vallah, Herald of
Ruin is here.
You see a single exit leading south.

Clearly, I was not the first one to think, "Holy Hell! We should Bloodswear and go bash the Chaos Plane!"

Also

The heavens shiver with foul portent as the rumbling voice of Babel resounds, "You seek to strike at
the roots of Chaos? Permit Me to oblige."

An ominous vibration shakes the earth. The very air around you grows brittle and strained, an eerie
and painful radiance shining through the cracks. Strange voices whisper in your ear, and a chill
wind teases at your skin. Abruptly, powerful forces rend open the very air, creating a window to the
uttermost Void. You are picked up and dragged inexorably through the breach, flailing your arms
helplessly.

Swallowed by the uttermost Void.
The all-consuming emptiness of the Void surrounds your frail mortal form. There is a brief moment of
serene calm, and then you are violently ripped in multiple directions. Your limbs vanish, dissolved
by the corrosive power of the Void, and agony sings along your nerves for but a single moment. The
abyss consumes your torso and your head. Your final, unprompted thought is bliss at the release from
pain, and then your consciousness slips away into the dark.

Badass.

Halos

In Cyrene:

Angel        Loyalty        Power

---------------------------------

Angel445974  Sivartes       1500

Angel447141  Arkailus       1500

Angel447021  Maethros       1500

Angel443784  Thundarsa      1500

Angel446540  Trilliana      4700

Angel350064  Daklore        1500

Angel446980  Sheetaa        1500

Angel446624  Alexius        1500

Angel278740  Jhaeli         1500

Angel444565  Salindera      1500

Angel447156  Perl           2500

Angel447375  Vincenzio      2500

Angel326330  Aerek          2500

Angel93799   Melodie        4930

Angel347091  Nim            1500

Angel443646  Xae            1500

Angel446971  Eilethil       1500

Angel343981  Aktillum       2500

Angel444147  Xeran          1500

Angel445957  Ephram         1455

Angel291178  Oujia          1450

All of these closet clerics congregating at Centre Crossing. 

Tanris

Pretty sure Achaea probably had a goto command before any achaea mapper did.

Daklore

Wait wait... I had an angel? When? I never summoned one...

Sherazad

I just aliased goto to gt, in Achaea.

Wysteria

I had 40 of these.

POINT MADE, ACHAEA.

Tecton

Sorry! They're all gone for everyone now!

Wysteria

Tecton said:

Sorry! They're all gone for everyone now!

Thanks Tecton! Just thought it strange the messages would send every 15 mins and after you log out. I didn't think it would be like a never-ending waning Divine Truefavour (when you get the release message that it's faded with that xp gain).

When I first saw the number in my inbox I was thinking, "Holy crap something big must be happening…" but found out otherwise. Eh.

Selira

Melodie says with a flowing, cultured accent, "I'm afraid after my one experience of their drinks, 

I'll never have a taste for any of it."

Yilkon Anwyl, Master of Miscellany says, "There is a story here."

Melodie says scathingly with a flowing, cultured accent, "Certainly doesn't help we insist 

on stocking that very drink in the Cyrenian Order shop."

You say to Melodie in a calm voice, "Is -that- what made you so fat?"

You say in a calm voice, "..."

You say in a calm voice, "I mean, you were always beautiful."

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes 

Yilkon. His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Crimson fire erupts out of his eye 

sockets and mouth and his charred body crumples to the ground.

Yilkon has been slain by Scarlatti.

---

THE TIMING.

Melodie

That's what you get for perpetuating the fat jokes, you Godless heathen of science! >:P

Ephram

Tecton said:

Sorry! They're all gone for everyone now!

I was so confused, because I didn't remember deleting those messages from the website... Good to know I didn't lose my mind so much after all.

Katzchen

Empowered by Maya's sacrifice, she battled as a Demigod to help defeat Bal'met.
She slew the vampiress, Belladona.
She has helped Auntie Maim bring her nephew back from the dead.
She succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.

While looking over honours from the new event, it reminded me about this horrible line Katz earned as a young bard. I wish we could choose to remove lines. Ugh. (singular lines, permanently, not the trait which hides them all) Not particularly fond of the Maim one either.

Synbios

Your divine essence falters within your chest, crumbling apart and leaving you a puny mortal once 

more.

Good night, sweet prince.

Kresslack

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Warlock Convert Kresslack De'Verres, the Black Wolf (male Demigod)

You are a mighty Demigod with 100000 essence.

Health: 6462/6462  Mana: 7365/7365

Endurance: 31188/31210  Willpower: 32362/32380

Strength: 25  Dexterity: 25  Constitution: 25  Intelligence: 26

You are 140 years old, having been born on the 9th of Daedalan, 473 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

[OMG I CAN GO DIVING BY MYSELF AND NOT GET INSTAKILLED!!]

[This is gonna be Great!]

= S--@h++,H++,CE100%,W<-SE@9kts,C/S->WSW@0,III,T->W

The ship completes her turn and now faces west.

= S--@h++,H++,CE100%,W<-SE@9kts,C/S->W@0,III

say cast off

You say in a deep, strong voice, "Cast off."

You call out to your ship's crew to begin casting off from the harbour.

The executive officer says, "Casting off, Captain!"

The exec shouts to the crew, "Cast off! Smartly on the hawsers!"

= S--@h++,H++,CE100%,W<-SE@9kts,C/S->W@0,III

[Here we go, this is really happening! This is Awesome!]

Your divine essence falters within your chest, crumbling apart and leaving you a puny mortal once 

more.

Your race is now that of Mhun.

Katzchen

(Grunts): Intermalus says, "COULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ON WHAT I SHOULD DO."

Always a great sign...

Tvistor

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT SHOULD HE DO?

Katzchen

Tvistor said:

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT SHOULD HE DO?

As tempting as it is to say 'QUIT MHALDOR'. I settled with repeating 'Read HHELP NOVICE" Almost all our novices are relatively competant. I've grown so used to just throwing them to the wolves, and letting them work things out for themselves. No free gear. No step by step instruction on how to learn skills, just read this file, a short lecture on how to treat superiors respectfully, and off you go. Oh and don't speak on CT. :P

Synbios

The unmarked head and abdomen of this whisper spider are covered in soft dark grey fur that 

gradually darkens as it extends down over the creature's eight long multi-segmented legs. A pair of 

needle-like fangs descend from the arachnid's mouth, pointed downwards as they twitch reflexively. 

The black ocelei resting upon the crown of the whisper spider's head are lined up in two slightly-

curving rows, with six eyes on top and two affixed below. The flexible, soft fur-covered body of the 

creature is easily flattened to match the contour and shape of whatever terrain it finds itself 

traversing, moving in total silence and a wariness only exhibited by the most fearsome of predators.

 A whisper spider does not even register your presence as a threat.

He weighs about 168 pounds.

A collar of Lupus encircles his neck.

He is mountable as a legendary steed.

He is loyal to Yen.

You see nothing in it.

That is a beautiful thing.

Veldrin

Katzchen said:

Empowered by Maya's sacrifice, she battled as a Demigod to help defeat Bal'met.
She slew the vampiress, Belladona.
She has helped Auntie Maim bring her nephew back from the dead.
She succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.

While looking over honours from the new event, it reminded me about this horrible line Katz earned as a young bard. I wish we could choose to remove lines. Ugh. (singular lines, permanently, not the trait which hides them all) Not particularly fond of the Maim one either.

For Maim you can at least just slay her to remove the other one as one replaces the other.

Katzchen

Veldrin said:

Katzchen said:

Empowered by Maya's sacrifice, she battled as a Demigod to help defeat Bal'met.
She slew the vampiress, Belladona.
She has helped Auntie Maim bring her nephew back from the dead.
She succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.

While looking over honours from the new event, it reminded me about this horrible line Katz earned as a young bard. I wish we could choose to remove lines. Ugh. (singular lines, permanently, not the trait which hides them all) Not particularly fond of the Maim one either.

For Maim you can at least just slay her to remove the other one as one replaces the other.

Hmm, was wondering if that was the one that was one or the other. Might give that a shot, though she was buffed a while back, wasn't she? Killed her before in a small group, but didn't get the kill.

Rispok

Veldrin said:

Katzchen said:

Empowered by Maya's sacrifice, she battled as a Demigod to help defeat Bal'met.
She slew the vampiress, Belladona.
She has helped Auntie Maim bring her nephew back from the dead.
She succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.

While looking over honours from the new event, it reminded me about this horrible line Katz earned as a young bard. I wish we could choose to remove lines. Ugh. (singular lines, permanently, not the trait which hides them all) Not particularly fond of the Maim one either.

For Maim you can at least just slay her to remove the other one as one replaces the other.

Asara Eslofe, the Prophet of Neraeos

She has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings.

She has banished the daemonic serpent Yuthka, freeing the Oracle of Prin.

She tied for 3rd-5th places in the Year 500 Championship Games.

She prevailed in the Year 500 Tumble Races.

She did decipher the mechanisms of Clockwork Isle.

For over a century, she has served faithfully as the Prophet of Neraeos.

She overcame the increscent power of Lavarin, Shah of Morindar.

She brought light back to Unsidhe Court by slaying Fafnir, Lord of the Dark Court.

She is the Bane of the Magisterion, having slaughtered the Magisters Dominar, Jor'keth, and 

Pryla'ket.

She evidenced incredible strength in slaying the five Underworld Ur'Vampires: Gerzson, Asztrik, 

Tizane, Prioska, and Zigana.

She has shown great wit in completing three of the Lady Lorielan's mazes.

She has been accoladed a champion of Caer Witrin.

She has attained the first rank in the Fellowship of Explorers.

She restored the staff of the jaguar spirit in Shala-Khulia.

She has been ranked #1 in experience.

She shook the foundations of the Underworld by slaying Lord Ugrach, King of the Undead.

She slew Lord Kemnast, mightiest of the Death Knights.

She brought death to Lord Taug.

She did slay the dragon of Polyargos, Yudhishthira.

She slew the vampiress, Belladona.

She slew the vampire lord, Zsarachnor.

She summoned Sh'Fah, the Kx'Khrah warrior.

She summoned Lord Taug in lost Kasmarkin.

She slew Auntie Maim, stopping a nefarious experiment.

She succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.

She renewed the Chieftess of Aran'riod.

She has helped Auntie Maim bring her nephew back from the dead.

Skye

That's how it was originally. It was later changed so the ones who obtained lines can no longer perform the quests or risk losing one line. And Asara was all about the lines

Eld

Same with Fafnir and Oberion, and summoning and killing Taug.

Delphinus

Fafnir and Oberion cancelled each other out from the start, though.

Synbios

Along the Prelatorian Highway (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The glint of a bar of gold 

draws your eye downwards.

Deeply rutted highway (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The glint of a bar of gold 

draws your eye downwards.

You can see no further.

We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Ashtan!