Memorable quotes

Verily

Nizaris said:

Vayne said:

(Newbie): Rhoan says, "Hey guys how do I ignore another player? This guy is driving me crazy."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "You may want to SNUB (HIM)."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Oh pardon, I mean IGNORE."

Uggh. Pretty sure he was talking about me. I was attempting to get a new player (named Vadz) to my house on the ball and tutored, and he was standing there at the Archway, and kept interrupting. Absolutely no vested interest in the situation. End result was that my newbie ended up ignoring me because Rhoan told Vadz how to do it, and got cast out of the Congregation and enemied, because, well, if Vadz is ignoring me, there's nothing I can do. If I attempt to have someone else speak with him and explain what's going on, that's shrubbable because I am "attempting to bypass ignore" and that's "harassment".

Sigh. Maybe I acted too prematurely, and should have talked to Romeo to clarify to the newbie the purpose of IGNORE, and also the purpose of an HoN, but in the heat of the moment, I was too afraid I'd lose my character.

I'm not sure you're going to be missing too much.

l vadz

He is a frog-like grook. Omgwtfbbq. He is wearing flowing black robes, and a canvas backpack.

Yen

You read what is written on a folded report:

You recognise the writing of this document to be Mhun.

Daily patrol report, Moghedu, Main Access Level:

Encountered a scout posted by great rock gate. Individual goes by the name of "Xith." Was not scheduled for duty. Inquired to his purpose. Claimed membership in an independent group of mhun: "Guardians of Moghedu." Am forwarding to Sir Temelin for further investigation.

Lyr

This dream always makes me double-take (and sometimes wake up to check my inventory):

A beautiful dove flies toward you and perches on your shoulder, dropping a white letter into your 

hands. You attempt to read the letter, but it appears to be written in an unknown language. The dove 

turns to you with a mocking look on its face before flying off into the distance.

Troll dove.

Cooper

You earned the 500 Likes badge.

You received 500 Likes. It ain't no fluke, you post great stuff and we're lucky to have you here. +50 points

Damn right you're lucky to have me here.

Shunsui

Indeed, the forums just wouldn't be the same without the Cooper fish-face picture

Aktillum

You read what is written on a small wooden sign:

                            Notice to Enemies

All offenders against our village who wish to resolve their enemy status must apply to the Astraeans, Order of the Goddess of Justice, for conflict resolution.

Amnesty is no longer in effect.

Message #1191       Sent by Achaea

11/11/1:45 A cold emptiness penetrates your soul as the the Divine Order of Miramar, the Even-handed is dissolved, following the loss of your Patron.

I totally forgot Caer Witrin even existed the whole time I was Shallamese.

Trilliana

@Aktillum What's amusing to me, is people would ask me about it since I was a Beloved "But Scarlatti gave Caer to Her!" would be their response to me saying we weren't in charge of it. I'd point out that sign and that'd be it. Now I wonder how people will get out of their being enemied there.

Kaden

Aktillum said:

You read what is written on a small wooden sign:

                            Notice to Enemies

All offenders against our village who wish to resolve their enemy status must apply to the Astraeans, Order of the Goddess of Justice, for conflict resolution.

Amnesty is no longer in effect.

Message #1191       Sent by Achaea

11/11/1:45 A cold emptiness penetrates your soul as the the Divine Order of Miramar, the Even-handed is dissolved, following the loss of your Patron.

I totally forgot Caer Witrin even existed the whole time I was Shallamese.

Scarlatti's Order has been handling that now too for a while now.

Favonius

Cub Elwood (male Satyr).

He is 25 years old, having been born on the 24th of Mayan, 587 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Freeman in Eleusis.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Shortly afterwards...

*** CHARACTER CREATION (Part 1 of 4): Name Selection ***

Pick your name with care! This is a fantasy world. All names must fit within 

the theme, and must not be taken from popular culture, such as films, books, or

movies. Compound names (Lordsmith, Littledwarf, etc) are not permitted. We 

reserve the right to change any name we deem unfit.

What is the name you wish to use? Jake

That name is not available.

DAMN YOU ACHAEA!

Kyriella

(Market): Gnaeus says, "Bored, hate your children, need a pet? Cuddle up with an armadillo!"

Daslin

(redacted): Melodie says, "Might be starting there then."

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:17.183-

Rain cascades down from the skies, drenching you and your environment.

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:17.987-

(redacted): Khairt says, "And c/ping."

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:18.638-

A Naga assassin hisses in pleasure as it sends an ormyrr priest to oblivion.

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:19.594-

(redacted): Athanei says, "Ohhhh shit."

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:27.388-clt here it goes.

(redacted): You say, "Here it goes."

4195h|106% 2679m|85% 95%e 100%w ex|dbk- -82%  19:00:27.519-

(redacted): Achilles says, "Oh."

We had JUST started talking about it.

Nellaundra

A carnivorous lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of a muscular ormyrr into its acidic
secretions.

Synbios

Wait wait. Let me look at this mathematically.

Lycopods > Novices

Adventurers > Lycopods

Ormyrr > Adventurers

Lycopods > Ormyrr

It's a frigging 

Daslin

@Synbios I wish there was a button for I laughed so hard my beer came out my nose.

Way to make me cause alcohol abuse!

Rajan

Payne has left the area.
 [Payne]  (19:27:12.650)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to Before two towering mountains." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:12.754)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:12.985)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.258)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to The gates of Mhaldor." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.425)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.634)-
Payne has left the area.
4557h (100%), 3620m (99%), 97%e, 99%w 89% s db|ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.641)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to Before two towering mountains." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.735)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:13.997)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.008)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.137)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to The gates of Mhaldor." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.398)-
Payne has left the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.657)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to Before two towering mountains." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.669)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:14.754)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.006)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to The gates of Mhaldor." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.018)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.104)-
Payne has left the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.511)-
(Party): Dontarion says, "Payne moved to Before two towering mountains." 
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.595)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:15.843)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:17.326)-(-10 Mana)
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:17.421)-
Payne has left the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:17.896)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:17.978)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:18.238)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:18.319)-
Payne has left the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:18.852)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) LEFT Mhaldor."
ex [Payne]  (19:27:18.935)-
Payne has entered the area.
ex [Payne]  (19:27:19.273)-
(Party): You say, "Payne (1) ENTERED Mhaldor."

Why do people think doing kiddy-shit like this is ok?

Nakari

ugh, I can't believe it took me so long to get him out of astral form. I'm terrible at these things still

Alynna

At the beginning of the event, this happened, and I thought it was really funny.

Archdeacon Maljer yells, "Cease your heathen supplications, you overgrown lizards. Lord Sartan is master here, not Bal'met!"

Rain cascades down from the skies, drenching you and your environment.

(Whiners Anonymous): Quei says, "Hell was that."

Xenomorph, riding a blood steed, leaves to the west.

(Whiners Anonymous): Dontarion says, "This isnt going to end well for us."

The door leading west closes abruptly.

I guess he wanted to avoid the mess?

Tvistor

	Num	Date		From	Text
	13133	12/13/3:35		Lyr	// OH SNAP. You said this would happen, though.<--( I don't remember talking to you. Oh, you're that random priest that was defiling then doing that Niravana dealie )
	13132	12/13/3:35		Daslin	Bad luck, bro... Sorry. <--( Brofist. )
	13131	12/13/3:34		Selira	... oh hell I didn't think it actually would be. Sorry, man. )).<--( Too late )
	13130	12/13/3:34		Achaea	A cold emptiness penetrates your soul as the Divine Order of Keresis, Godde... <--(SHE'S DEAD, JIM)
	13129	12/13/3:05		Selira	Hope you like being orderless )). <-- ( Cold. )

Trilliana

You give an empty mug to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii abruptly turns pale as snow. Stomping his feet and wailing with discomfort, the humgii drops an empty mug to the ground.

o.o

Katzchen

Trilliana said:

You give an empty mug to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii abruptly turns pale as snow. Stomping his feet and wailing with discomfort, the humgii drops an empty mug to the ground.

o.o

Perhaps all those corpses have been going straight into the void... of humgii stomachs, and now they're actually full somehow?

Nizaris

Trilliana said:

You give an empty mug to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii abruptly turns pale as snow. Stomping his feet and wailing with discomfort, the humgii drops an empty mug to the ground.

o.o

This omen does not bode well.

Lyr

@Tvistor, you know my alt, wink wink.

Xenomorph

Alynna said:

At the beginning of the event, this happened, and I thought it was really funny.

Archdeacon Maljer yells, "Cease your heathen supplications, you overgrown lizards. Lord Sartan is master here, not Bal'met!"

Rain cascades down from the skies, drenching you and your environment.

(Whiners Anonymous): Quei says, "Hell was that."

Xenomorph, riding a blood steed, leaves to the west.

(Whiners Anonymous): Dontarion says, "This isnt going to end well for us."

The door leading west closes abruptly.

I guess he wanted to avoid the mess?

Heh, to be fair I'm always holing myself up in there. I used to hole up at "a filthy toilet" but someone took the time to take away the filthy toilet

Lyr

4548h(100%) 3660m(100%) 100%e 99%w exkdb- 42.6% 02:38:27.845 clhelp ttt

This clan does not seem to have written a summary.

The Nuncio of The Te'Serran Alliance is Tecton, the Terraformer.

How do I know if I'm killing innocents now?! *grump*

Lucine

Trilliana said:

You give an empty mug to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii abruptly turns pale as snow. Stomping his feet and wailing with discomfort, the humgii drops an empty mug to the ground.

o.o

We now have actual proof that the humgii stomach is connected to the void.  Poor dears have tummy aches because the void is disturbed.  The science that comes from this will be legendary. 

Exelethril

Lyr said:

4548h(100%) 3660m(100%) 100%e 99%w exkdb- 42.6% 02:38:27.845 clhelp ttt

This clan does not seem to have written a summary.

The Nuncio of The Te'Serran Alliance is Tecton, the Terraformer.

How do I know if I'm killing innocents now?! *grump*

Pretty sure that's a valid excuse for, "You don't." 

Or.. you could just ask your city clan mates.

Vayne

Lucine said:

Trilliana said:

You give an empty mug to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii abruptly turns pale as snow. Stomping his feet and wailing with discomfort, the humgii drops an empty mug to the ground.

o.o

We now have actual proof that the humgii stomach is connected to the void.  Poor dears have tummy aches because the void is disturbed.  The science that comes from this will be legendary. 

My guess would be they are connected to the all consuming Fire.

Sothantos

Time to declare all humgiis agents of Chaos/Babel and cleanse them in righteous fire.

Ruth

Ruthless in their slaughter, the party marched from shore to shore, trampling all who stood in their path.


They were not Ruth-less. I was there!

Kresslack

2012/12/12 23:26:03 - Dunn declared Kilalli to be a formal enemy. Reason: Public indeceny. Asked many times to clothe herself or remove herself from the public eye. Refused every time.