Memorable quotes

Jonathin

Erasariel said:

Remember, if Mosr ends up not logging on or posting on the forums tomorrow, you know what happened to him.

I'm not going to sleep tonight now. gdi

Favonius

(Market): Katia says, "Looking to hire tiny pigs."

Trey

(Mhaldor): Halios says, "Fuck you all."

Halios

Trey said:

(Mhaldor): Halios says, "Fuck you all."

That truly was one of the dumbest series of events I've ever been connected with.

So the remedy to getting fucked over by someone stronger than you is that you get to duel them, and if you refuse, then someone else kills you.

Makes sense.

Chord

DUELING?! IN MY ACHAEA?!

Sherazad

Chord said:

DUELING?! IN MY ACHAEA?! MHALDOR?!!

Just going with what was posted.

Aepas

Yeah, I like how Halios said fuck all of us, as though we all went and fucked him over. I remember this kid in elementary school once that just blamed everyone when he got mad.

I thought that stuff stopped around third grade, guess it sticks around sometimes.

Manifest

Aepas said:

Yeah, I like how Halios said fuck all of us, as though we all went and fucked him over. I remember this kid in elementary school once that just blamed everyone when he got mad.

I thought that stuff stopped around third grade, guess it sticks around sometimes.

Cool story bro.

Trey

1. (The Midnight Crew) You say, "Cain Cullen, Sparkly's Hammer."
2.  
3. Cain tells you, "Fuck you."
4. 3540h, 3894m, 17810e, 16600w cek|0/0|0/0|0/0|8-  (0:10:21:421)
5.  
6. You tell Cain Cullen, Sparkly's Hammer, "?"
7. 3540h, 3894m, 17805e, 16600w cek|0/0|0/0|0/0|8-  (0:10:25:968)
8.  
9. You tell Cain Cullen, Sparkly's Hammer, "Hahahahahahaahahhaha."
10. 3540h, 3894m, 17805e, 16600w cek|0/0|0/0|0/0|8-  (0:10:30:437)
     
11. Khalaz has been slain by the might of Cain Cullen, Sparkly's Hammer.
12. 3540h, 3874m, 17815e, 16600w cexk|0/0|0/0|0/0|8-  (0:12:1:500)
13.  
14. (Mhaldor): Vetis says, "Um.. that doesn't seem very evil to me."
15. 3540h, 3874m, 17815e, 16600w cexk|0/0|0/0|0/0|8-  (0:12:17:718)

Tvistor

I think it suits him.

Arlanda

Tvistor said:

I think it suits him.

He is just angry that there are no more embers

Nizaris

Jhui said:

world shattering might have killed it and not aggro'd the rest.  Then you would have successfully griefed me

Jhui said:

btw.  eat hawthorn.  I feel bad making you kick them all the time, but you are easy to eliminate and you are too good on offense to let you stick around so easily.

@Jhui: Heh. Thanks for the compliment, I guess. On hawthorn, yeah, ran out. Mhaldor defense RP makes it feel ... odd ... to run back in the city for curatives, but I ended up doing just that, anyway.

Tvistor

Wait, I missed all the Halios stuff.

Regale us with the tale, Mhaldorian friends! We will gather around the campfire.

Kresslack

You just received message #7723 from Antidas.

rmsg 7723

Message #7723       Sent by Antidas

12/08/7:04 OOC: jesus christ, appraising you is a nightmare.

lol'd

Tvistor

Lesson one in anti-theft: Buy like 1,000 arrows.

Make sure your items appears someone in between them on appraise.

Lesson end.

Sherazad

I buy 231231 orb sigils and 1 shimmering orb in between. When I remember.

Kresslack

I have a combined variety of about 5k+ ship ammo on hand.

Kresslack

Also...there seems to be such a thing as a true novice:

(Fledglings): Scarmiglione says, "How can I take this item out of a chest i've found? whenever i 

reach into it i cant find the thing, but i'm looking right at it!"

(Fledglings): Vrass says, "Get thing from chest?"

(Fledglings): Scarmiglione says, "That did it Vrass! Thanks so much."

AND....

Priorities...this kid has them:

(Ashtan): Cawb says, "Wheres a good place to gather bacon?"

Wysteria

:-O

Kresslack

* GRAVEHANDS (Necromancy) have been cut off at the elbow, no longer 
affecting flying adventurers. 

Idelisa

* Adventurers can now OFFER CORPSES to offer all corpses at once. This
can be further delineated with OFFER [PLAYER|DENIZEN] CORPSES. 

THIS IS THE BEST EVER.  No more my offer-all script arguing with SVO on selfishness!         

Chord

As you slip in the gold sovereigns into the small box attached to the telescope, you hear a sharp click and press your eye against the lens.

You see a high snow-capped peak of the Vashnar Mountains. Gentle snowflakes are falling down onto the cliff as the white snow accumulates. Nothing else is visible.

A blurred figure steps into the scene as you continue to watch the snow-filled peak through the ornate bronze telescope. The outline of the strange figure is dark as it walks across the snow, leaving large footprints behind as it moves. Another form takes shape from the opposite direction and both creatures begin to approach each other.

Squinting and blinking a few times, it is now clear that the small figure is a dwarf with a bear-fur cloak draped around his shoulders. The dwarf trots across the snow and pauses as he watches the other form getting closer and closer...

The other shadowy figure appears to be a mighty grizzly bear! Without hesitation, the dwarf swings his axe out and charges at the roaring bear. You watch the ensuing fight through the telescope for a few minutes before the dwarf triumphs over his adversary. The small man begins a little stomping dance, impressing himself with a playful flexing of his muscles, not realising that he is being watched!


I love this telescope, haha.

Synbios

HOUSEDISFAVOUR CHORD Voyeurism is unknightly.

You are not in a House.

Seriously, that's a pretty cool toy.

Melodie

I adore that telescope. I need to actually get up there again, its likely been changed since I looked years and years ago.

Also, my own quote!

So, we're sitting at the Ornate Shrine after a small memorial service, people are mostly just chatting, and suddenly this:

A black crow flaps in with a raucous shriek, wild fury in its piercing eyes. It disdainfully drops a letter into Velyse's hands before wheeling to soar away.

You peer at Velyse unscrupulously.

Velyse blinks.

You say to Velyse with a flowing, cultured accent, "Letters from the North, hm?"

Velyse gives an elegant white letter the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

Velyse Dawyn, Ephebe of Neraeos says in a throaty contralto voice, "Apparently so."

Velyse takes a cookie with a slip of paper inside from an elegant white letter.

Velyse Dawyn, Ephebe of Neraeos says in a throaty contralto voice, "Be prepared to resurrect me."

Velyse ponders a cookie with a slip of paper inside with a contemplative expression.

You have emoted: Melodie cracks her knuckles.

Velyse puts a cookie in her mouth, whole, and bites the centre. She chews and swallows the cookie before spitting the fortune into her hand and reading aloud, "You're starting to get a bit fat. Put down the cookies."

Velyse creases her brow in a frown.

Velyse Dawyn, Ephebe of Neraeos says in a throaty contralto voice, "ASHTAAAAN!"

Velyse shakes her fist in the air defiantly.

You have emoted: Melodie snorts in amusement.

Griefed by Ashtan... with baked goods. :-O

Aktillum

(Fools): Sillias says, "What are we all up to?"

-20s of silence-

(Fools): You say, "Apparently we're all meditating."

(Fools): Miyuki says, "Aaoowmmmmm."

(Fools): You say, "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

(Fools): Shista says, "Ommmm."

(Fools): Sillias says, "Oooom nom nom nommmmmmm."

(Fools): Shista says, "...Did that really just happen?"

(Fools): You say, "It was great, I really felt the holistic vibes there."

(Fools): You say, "Your aura is purple, Shista."

(Fools): Shista says, "Colour of royalty, ya know."

I freaking love this house.

Manifest

All of these tells...with maybe one response from me:

You recall that Kaie told you:

"Resign from the mark, you're inept."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"Okay, I'll do that. I hope you enjoy living life as possibly the worst mark out there. I thought I 

was gonna be the worst but, you take the cake sir. I applaud you at being the best in something."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"I'll try to catch up with you sometime when you're not surrounded by your friends. How does it feel 

to live like that? Knowing you're a member of an assassin organization and Tanris, Tagg, Roroan, 

Dunn, Sohl, all of them have to carry your weight."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"I'm not the one running from me or bringing an entourage. If you were infact better, you'd have me 

dead to rights alone."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"Are you by chance related to Thrud or Roroan?"

You recall that Kaie told you:

"You guys seem to share similar intelligence levels."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"Hahahaha."

You recall that Kaie told you:

"Similar tactics too. Fight, and run.. I atleast come back when I run. I do so out of necessity to 

survive which is the point since i'm not a burst damage class. However it doesn't seem all of us 

come back. At least not alone. So, are you seriously going to sit there and tell me that you're 

better than me by leaps and bounds?"

Kaie tells you, "I can't be mad at you sir."

Kaie tells you, "I understand why you are how you are."

You tell Kaie Shayan'Kor, "Oh, you're still going."

At least I understand what he sees in Bluef, now. (Himself)

Nellaundra

You grasp a long branch hanging off a tree and give it a hard tug, the rotting wood coming away in
your hands. Suddenly, the tree begins to move violently and you realise you have just disturbed a
swamp dryad!
You are not fallen or kneeling.
| 5248hp | 4455mp(100%) | 18627e| 16000wex- Target: dryad- 16%,cexkdb- 04:55:59.027
You swing a shining steel longsword at a swamp dryad with all your might.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!
The final blow proves too much for a swamp dryad, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a swamp dryad, retrieving the corpse.
A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.



yesssss

Shahai

tell mother greetings
Whom do you wish to tell to?

tell Boosteya greetings, mother
You tell Discipulus Boosteya Ze'Dekiah, "Greetings, mother."

Rispok

Issue me blah blah blah, should I fish in dragon with 21str or lesser with 17/19?

Message #6555       Sent by Anytus

12/10/13:56 Greetings! Regarding issue #64558: The Angler trait would be more advantageous than the extra strength for fishing purposes. Please message me if you have additional questions!

You sent the following message to Anytus: Thanks deuteronomy.

The Divine voice of Anytus echoes in your head, "Deuteronomy? That's a new nickname!"

You tell Administrator Anytus, "The most awesome nickname ever!"

The Divine voice of Anytus echoes in your head, "Hmm not sure about that."

The Divine voice of Anytus echoes in your head, "Deletus was pretty good. I've been jealous of Meletus about that one for a while now!"

You tell Administrator Anytus, "Yeah... We're still thinking Deletus will absolve Bal'move'met."

The Divine voice of Anytus echoes in your head, "Impossible- Bal'met doesn't have a forum account so He is immine to Deletus' ban powers."

The Divine voice of Anytus echoes in your head, "Immune, rather."

Chord

Synbios said:

HOUSEDISFAVOUR CHORD Voyeurism is unknightly.

You are not in a House.

Seriously, that's a pretty cool toy.

Brb, joining the Naga then. Isn't @Tvistor the person I see for this?