Memorable quotes

Vayne · December 2012

Talonia said:

Teneb was a denizen loyal to Twilight who resided in the library of the Obelisk in the Mhojave Desert (which was subsequently destroyed by Astraeans, if I remember correctly). You could turn in books about planar physics (which would pop up around the realms and often be mistaken for karma) to him.

Right, he was a expert on interplanar travel.

Mishgul · December 2012

Xenomorph said:

Cooper said:

Before a small village.
A towheaded boy crouches in the sand, digging a hole with his hands.
You see exits leading east, south, and northwest.
The world chaotically unravels as you move, the fabric of reality splitting into
polychromatic ribbons that leave you stranded elsewhere.
Before the Temple of the Logos. (Oops, we're lost) (Saoghal Valley)
Astigmatic Ophidian Sayuri Van Helsing is here, hidden. Her face is partially
concealed beneath a raised hood.
You see exits leading east, southwest, west, and in.

If I wasn't a dragon I'd be pissed.

Thought it said towel headed boy at first

He's onto us, stop planting the bombs boy. WE NEED TO RELOCATE NOW.

Melodie · December 2012

Exelethril said:

Lyr said:

4548h(100%) 3660m(100%) 100%e 99%w exkdb- 42.6% 02:38:27.845 clhelp ttt
This clan does not seem to have written a summary.

The Nuncio of The Te'Serran Alliance is Tecton, the Terraformer.

How do I know if I'm killing innocents now?! *grump*

Pretty sure that's a valid excuse for, "You don't."

Or.. you could just ask your city clan mates.

--

(Ordine Vashnar Lumeni): Sykes says, "Since CLHELP TTT seems to be empty, where can I read about which denizens I should make a point to avoid in new areas?"

(Insert five minute silence here, due to the fact I got distracted and didn't answer.)

(Ordine Vashnar Lumeni): Graf Stonecutter says, "We stand, I believe, at the cusp of a new dawn; what the faithful must ask themselves is no longer "What am I allowed to slay?" but "What must I slay?""

This... could get very interesting.

Edit: Damn screwy quotes.

Blujixapug · December 2012

have my beard-babies phaestus

Synbios · December 2012

A beam of humming azure fire arcs in a blaze across the skies.

|4265hp(89%)|3555mp(93%) | (100%)e|(100%)w,ex|cbk-47.8%xp [Gour|stance:mir|shin:]-

The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms,

"No, you."

Xae · December 2012

(Black Widow Hourglass): Korthos says, "Mom, tell your fiance to stop impregnating me."

Favonius · December 2012

This is what happens when @Carmain can't play Achaea.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11954932

PRAY YOU HAVE NOT DOOMED US ALL

Shunsui · December 2012

Lightning-quick, you jab Cain with an ornate steel rapier.
You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Cain.
H: 4978 (92%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:44.480 |-
You must regain balance first.
H: 4978 (92%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:44.569 |-dsl Cain
You must regain balance first.
A circle of vibrating energy appears on the ground, taking your health.
H: 4726 (88%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:44.939 |-(-252h, 4.7%)
Sothantos takes a drink from a gold-engraved palladium vial.
H: 4726 (88%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:44.952 |-dsl Cain
You must regain balance first.
H: 4726 (88%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:45.175 |-
Cain says in a growling voice, "Duanatharan."
H: 4726 (88%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:45.186 |-
A series of palpitations of your heart leaves you drained.
H: 4306 (80%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:45.198 |-(sip health)(-420h, 7.8%) dsl Cain
You must regain balance first.
H: 4306 (80%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:45.327 |-
Cain takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
H: 4306 (80%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w ecbk 12.1- 06:39:45.341 |-
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.873s)
H: 4306 (80%), M: 3464 (86%), 24434e, 18825w excbk 12.1- 06:39:45.352 |-

maybe this whacky balance thing isn't so bad :>

EDIT: Ugh, these smilies are so turrible

Vayne · December 2012

Cinya Ravensong says firmly, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Cinya raises her opposite hand, two fingers pointing clearly upwards.

Vayne's displaced eyes try to focus, lolling about independently.

Daslin · December 2012

Mannimar said:

Synbios said:

Rain cascades down from the skies, drenching you and your environment.
|4750hp(100%)|3600mp(94%) | (100%)e|(100%)w,ex|cb-47.2%xp [Undead|stance:mir|shin:]-
The cloud cover clears, and sun fills the skies.

Weather, make up your mind!

Welcome to Texas

You mean Ohio. Then again, said log doesn't contain fall and winter as well...

Jhui · December 2012

2012/12/15 00:28:02 - Delphinus declared Aeolithon to be a formal enemy. Reason: assisting exterminations, turncoating, betrayal, murder, suckling at the vinegary teat of the Malevolent One.

Why can't I phrase things this way?

Talonia · December 2012

Message #165 Sent by Achaea

12/15/4:43 Your bug report (detail: latest announce, second to last paragraph -

"mer" should be "her") - has been fixed. The following notes were included: How

do you know she's not a mermaid? Huh? Have you seen her?

Wysteria · December 2012

n'awww it's lovely when they decide to play around with bug report responses

Halos · December 2012

The sight of a man who loves his job is a beautiful thing. So damned creative, @Delphinus

EDIT: Quotes

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "My greetings to you, Father. I have heard good words spoken about you."

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "Your coming is a thing long foretold. The last generations of the children of the Jewel have heard of Your deeds and look upon You with only awe and reverence."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "Much has changed for Me, and in a short space of time. My journey will not be in vain, however. Look to the future, Father. Remember deeds past with fondness, but it is tomorrow that brings fresh hope."

:x

Synbios · December 2012

Refugees of Shallam

[HIGHCLAN LEADERSHIP]

Leader of the Remnant: Father Halos Vorondil

Patron: (empty)

[CURRENTLY IN THE REALM]

Able to induct new members: (nobody)

Once, the shining spires and radiant domes of Shallam were a beacon of

light in Sapience, a bastion against Chaos and Evil, a fortress devoted

to the Te'Serra. Priests and Templars, Magi and Monks went about their

business in the ancient city built by Sahart thousands of years ago.

Then, in a single day of despair, of fire and water, it fell.

Now fish swim amongst the drowned domes of the broken city, and eels

nibble at the bones of her citizens. Those who escaped to the sea are

refugees, orphaned servants of the Light set into disarray. They gather

together in new purpose, swearing to rise again. The foe which shattered

the Jewel of the East shall fall, and the Light dawn in righteous flame.

Shallam and her Gods are lost, but those who remain have nothing to

lose, and everything to gain. The world shall not soon forget their

deeds.

Say what you will about contestations, slow updates on city restoration and stuff like that. The last paragraph is truly awesome.

Wysteria · December 2012

Synbios said:

Refugees of Shallam

[HIGHCLAN LEADERSHIP]
Leader of the Remnant: Father Halos Vorondil
Patron: (empty)

[CURRENTLY IN THE REALM]
Able to induct new members: (nobody)

Once, the shining spires and radiant domes of Shallam were a beacon of
light in Sapience, a bastion against Chaos and Evil, a fortress devoted
to the Te'Serra. Priests and Templars, Magi and Monks went about their
business in the ancient city built by Sahart thousands of years ago.
Then, in a single day of despair, of fire and water, it fell.

Now fish swim amongst the drowned domes of the broken city, and eels
nibble at the bones of her citizens. Those who escaped to the sea are
refugees, orphaned servants of the Light set into disarray. They gather
together in new purpose, swearing to rise again. The foe which shattered
the Jewel of the East shall fall, and the Light dawn in righteous flame.

Shallam and her Gods are lost, but those who remain have nothing to
lose, and everything to gain. The world shall not soon forget their
deeds.

Say what you will about contestations, slow updates on city restoration and stuff like that. The last paragraph is truly awesome.

The legend will never die (Soul Calibur)?

Arlanda · December 2012

The great sea serpent of Isk-O has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of

the Sea. The princess of Isk-O, the intended sacrifice for the sea serpent, has

instead been taken by the Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea.

Synbios · December 2012

WTB Heroic Plumber and trusty omnivore-dinosaur mount.

Veldrin · December 2012

Arlanda said:

The great sea serpent of Isk-O has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of
the Sea. The princess of Isk-O, the intended sacrifice for the sea serpent, has
instead been taken by the Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea.

Neraeos have been seen during this event!

Wysteria · December 2012

You know apparently in NZ an esky is nicknamed a Chilly Bin.

Shunsui · December 2012

Veldrin said:

Arlanda said:

The great sea serpent of Isk-O has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of
the Sea. The princess of Isk-O, the intended sacrifice for the sea serpent, has
instead been taken by the Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea.

Neraeos have been seen during this event!

No time to fight alien gods when there're princesses to save/kidnap.

Arlanda · December 2012

Shunsui said:

Veldrin said:

Arlanda said:

The great sea serpent of Isk-O has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of
the Sea. The princess of Isk-O, the intended sacrifice for the sea serpent, has
instead been taken by the Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea.

Neraeos have been seen during this event!

No time to fight alien gods when there're princesses to save/kidnap.

Hey... sea serpents could be the equivalent of Dala'myrrs since they are similar in shape.

Synbios · December 2012

Shunsui said:

Veldrin said:

Arlanda said:

The great sea serpent of Isk-O has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of
the Sea. The princess of Isk-O, the intended sacrifice for the sea serpent, has
instead been taken by the Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea.

Neraeos have been seen during this event!

No time to fight alien gods when there're princesses to save/kidnap.

Thank you Neraeos! But your princess is in another castleplanet!

Tahquil · December 2012

I don't remember putting those in the room I locked Him in....

Silas · December 2012

They were in the bathtub with his rubber ducky.

Trey · December 2012

2012/12/14 07:39:26 - Tiamat housedisfavoured Trey for: Momentary laps of

failing to follow the Seven Truths and revoking my ability to buy items from the

Arms of the Maldaathi.

2012/12/14 16:04:50 - Trey > When you desist buying items that could be in our

brothers hands and instead grossly mark them up for sale in your own shop, your

privilege will be restored.

2012/12/15 04:46:14 - Tiamat housedisfavoured Trey for: making bold statements

on house history without knowing reason for house items being in the shop. A

matter that was dealt with ages ago. Which obviously needs to be revisited at

this point.

2012/12/15 07:02:03 - Trey > if I were talking about House items, you illiterate

halfwit, that might be valid. I'm talking about buying weaponry and selling it

at a markup in your shop, the Burning Tree. We could use smaller words if that

would facilitate better communication between us, brother.

I think I still win here.

Aeolithon · December 2012

It is ridiculous and completely un-Maldaathi, what I have heard Sir Tiamat is doing... Buying out the weaponry you sell for excellent prices to your guildmates and instead selling them in his own shop at extremely high prices just to make a profit. It's pathetic for a Maldaathi Knight. I hope he gets reprimanded!