Memorable quotes

Kyrra

Penwize gives you a compassionate hug.

You say to Penwize in a refined, velvety voice, "I woke up in your tent and was confused where

I was."

 Penwize utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Context."

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Now."

Mizik

You all really out here talking all this shit

Cooper

Imo it isn't enough shit talking.

Kyrra

I just miss you @Mizik  

Dunn

The quote neglects to include the part about us seducing you back into our arms @Mizik

Jiraishin

Those glorious moments when illusions bypass lifevision and emus hail Sartan.

Mezghar bows respectfully to an armoured emu.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Why... Are you bowing to an emu."

Mezghar says quietly to you in a measured, basso voice, "It is an important part of emu culture to show respect. If you do not show respect it slays you."

You say flatly with a harsh Western accent, "Emu culture."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Are you sure you're not thinking of Mhaldorians?"

Sothantos says, "It could be a Mhaldorian."

Sothantos contemplates an armoured emu.

You conjure up your illusion:
An armoured emu squawks "Hail the Master!"

Mezghar frowns at an armoured emu.

Sothantos stares implacably at an armoured emu.

You say decisively with a harsh Western accent, "Definitely Mhaldorian."
Mezghar says to an armoured emu in a measured, basso voice, "We do not say that here."

As Mezghar goes to slap an armoured emu, the towering bird cranes his head away at the last moment, forcing him to impact the side of an armoured panel with a loud, thunking 'CLONG'.

Sothantos squints suspiciously at Mezghar.

As the clamor of reverberating metal fades from the sudden slap, an armoured emu fixes Mezghar with a baleful look of utmost incredulosity, his beady eyes blinking slowly.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Have you named your bird yet?"

Mezghar frowns at you.

Mezghar says in a measured, basso voice, "His name is Squawk."

Sothantos says, "Squawk."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Squawk, as in Hail the Master?"

Sothantos says to an armoured emu, "Light and Fire guide."

Sothantos says to an armoured emu, "That is what we say here."

Mezghar says in a measured, basso voice, "Maybe I am his master."

Mezghar ponders the situation.

Mezghar says to an armoured emu in a measured, basso voice, "Respectfully, of course."

Mezghar bows respectfully to an armoured emu.

You conjure up your illusion:
An armoured emu squawks "The body may be made stronger through combat!"

Sothantos stares implacably at an armoured emu.

Mezghar opens his mouth, then closes it.

Stheno

Also known as
Great Emu War

Participants
Emus
Sir George Pearce
Major G. P. W. Meredith
Royal Australian Artillery

Outcome
Failure. See Aftermath

Ictinus

Nobody should be surprised that emus are literally the epitome of evil.

Tahquil

The 'epitome of evil' only ranks as the third scariest bird in Australia.

Atalkez

10) Jiraishin told You: So yes. It's been hell. Welcome back, do not fail.

11) Jiraishin told You: What are you doing?

12) You told Jiraishin: Gettting drunk.

13) Jiraishin told You: The hell? You have a -duty-.

14) Jiraishin told You: Get drunk on your own gods-damned time.

<passing tf out trying to get to them>

<arrive and immediately pass out>

Alasiel gloomily tells you, "Sounds about right."

Tesha gives you a concerned look.

Olisaphet brushes the dust and dirt off of you.

<wakes up>

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I am here Ash rrequeshteed."

<passes out>

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "This is Atalkez. He is a fabled warrior of the

Bloodsworn."

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "He is mildly inebriated."

<wakes up>

Jiraishin says grimly with a harsh Western accent, "I requested you do your -duty-, Avatar."

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Theyy had a dkTt too."

Atalkez wanders off, drunkenly.

Jiraishin

Atalkez said:

10) Jiraishin told You: So yes. It's been hell. Welcome back, do not fail.

11) Jiraishin told You: What are you doing?

12) You told Jiraishin: Gettting drunk.

13) Jiraishin told You: The hell? You have a -duty-.

14) Jiraishin told You: Get drunk on your own gods-damned time.

<passing tf out trying to get to them>

<arrive and immediately pass out>

Alasiel gloomily tells you, "Sounds about right."

Tesha gives you a concerned look.

Olisaphet brushes the dust and dirt off of you.

<wakes up>

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I am here Ash rrequeshteed."

<passes out>

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "This is Atalkez. He is a fabled warrior of the

Bloodsworn."

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "He is mildly inebriated."

<wakes up>

Jiraishin says grimly with a harsh Western accent, "I requested you do your -duty-, Avatar."

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Theyy had a dkTt too."

Atalkez wanders off, drunkenly.

The worst raid defender
jk I love you don't leave

Sophi

Aww    

Morthif

Atalkez said:

10) Jiraishin told You: So yes. It's been hell. Welcome back, do not fail.

11) Jiraishin told You: What are you doing?

12) You told Jiraishin: Gettting drunk.

13) Jiraishin told You: The hell? You have a -duty-.

14) Jiraishin told You: Get drunk on your own gods-damned time.

<passing tf out trying to get to them>

<arrive and immediately pass out>

Alasiel gloomily tells you, "Sounds about right."

Tesha gives you a concerned look.

Olisaphet brushes the dust and dirt off of you.

<wakes up>

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I am here Ash rrequeshteed."

<passes out>

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "This is Atalkez. He is a fabled warrior of the

Bloodsworn."

Tesha says to Azele in a mellifluous voice, "He is mildly inebriated."

<wakes up>

Jiraishin says grimly with a harsh Western accent, "I requested you do your -duty-, Avatar."

You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Theyy had a dkTt too."

Atalkez wanders off, drunkenly.

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover revenge needs

Atalkez

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Morthif

Atalkez said:

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover ex-Bloodsworn revenge needs

Penwize

Morthif said:

Atalkez said:

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover ex-Bloodsworn revenge needs

If only we had an equivalent to Bloodsworn.

Hmmm.  Alright boys and girls, I think it's time we get to work.  It's time to make Tentaclesworn happen.

Asmodron

Penwize said:

Morthif said:

Atalkez said:

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover ex-Bloodsworn revenge needs

If only we had an equivalent to Bloodsworn.

Hmmm.  Alright boys and girls, I think it's time we get to work.  It's time to make Tentaclesworn happen.

Pretty sure Dunn and Hecate already accomplished this.

Torrent

Asmodron said:

Penwize said:

Morthif said:

Atalkez said:

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover ex-Bloodsworn revenge needs

If only we had an equivalent to Bloodsworn.

Hmmm.  Alright boys and girls, I think it's time we get to work.  It's time to make Tentaclesworn happen.

Pretty sure Dunn and Hecate already accomplished this.

I am now picture the tentacle monster from Futurama that is cheating on everyone with there tentacles. Love the tentacle!

Antonius

Morthif said:

Atalkez said:

Never was about being lovers. Bloodsworn is important

Ashtan is recruiting for your scorned lover ex-Bloodsworn revenge needs

He'll have plenty of opportunities for revenge where he is.

Farrah

I think I broke him.

Puxi

Farrah said:

I think I broke him.

You caused him to become an alcoholic IC... Are you happy now?!

Sothantos

You ask, "Are you going to speak with her?"

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "When I can trust myself not to try to rip her head off."

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "She broke something that can't be mended."

You have emoted: Sothantos glances away from the keep to Atalkez.

You say carefully, "Are you two still Bloodsworn?"

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "No."

You grunt noncommittally.

You lift a stained goat-hide wineskin to your lips, tilting your head back as you take a drink from
the wooden spout.

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "She promised that should I break my vows, she would
personally hunt me down."

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "I made no such promise. Why would I?"

You have emoted: Sothantos stands in silence, looking at a loss for what to say.

Atalkez takes a long pull from a bottle of rum, coughing and blinking his eyes rapidly as the drink
burns his throat.

Atalkez gives a bottle of rum to you.

You have emoted: Sothantos nods gratefully at Atalkez.

Lifting the bottle to your lips, you take a long pull of the dark, syrupy liquid. The rum burns your
throat as it races to your stomach, causing your eyes to water.

The smooth aftertaste of caramel lingers upon your tongue as the hot liquor settles in your stomach.

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "Over a century of battling by her side to bring about our
hopes and dreams. Always having her back and trusting her to have mine."

Atalkez says in a cold, monotone voice, "In the end, she steals away like a thief without a word."

Atalkez takes a long pull from a bottle of rum, coughing and blinking his eyes rapidly as the drink
burns his throat.

Some extra guilt for @Farrah.

Atalkez

Farrah said:

I think I broke him.

Between you and Mezghar, shattered is more apt 😂

Asmodron

It is in the darkest of situations when we can shine the brightest.

Torinn

It feels like Holy Inquisition time.  Hashan shall be weeded out!

Asmodron

Time to declare war!

Jiraishin

Atalkez says to you in a cold, monotone voice, "Yyou wonv *hic* w leAve me too,
willL you?"

  

Antonius

Jiraishin said:

Atalkez says to you in a cold, monotone voice, "Yyou wonv *hic* w leAve me too,
willL you?"

  

Well, will you?

Jiraishin

Antonius said:

Jiraishin said:

Atalkez says to you in a cold, monotone voice, "Yyou wonv *hic* w leAve me too,
willL you?"

  

Well, will you?

ICly, at the moment Atalkez asked, Jir would've abandoned him in a hot second. 

This caused a bit of an awkward pause before Jiraishin came up with "I serve the Bloodsworn."

Doriel

Jesus fucking christ Farrah what did you do to him