Memorable quotes

Talamond

I was conjuring, not enchanting, thank you. And when did you learn to read?

Farrah

Talamond said:

I was conjuring, not enchanting, thank you. And when did you learn to read?

Your snide remarks lose their weight when you're losing records and I'm writing scrolls. What is this world coming to!

This is @Micaelis 's fault.

Talamond

...I'll call it even if you promise not to tell Micaelis.

Edit: OH, REAL MATURE

Halos

(Party): You say, "You are now wearing earrings, Dawnlord."
(Party): You say, "You are not, rather."
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her right ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her right ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her right ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her right ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her right ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her left ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her left ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her left ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her left ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her left ear.
Farrah carefully puts an earring of Sinope into the piercing on her navel.
You blink.
(Party): Farrah says, "Am now."

You follow Farrah northwest to Averrone.
A Riverwall bow-maiden curtseys respectfully before Farrah.
A Riverwall bow-maiden says, "Anyone that needs a new "piercing", Dawnlord Farrah?"

"And does her name rhyme with sarah?"

Taryius

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/BKKoUS_r

Holy balls @Farrah what is your ping that you can follow my leap before I actually enter the room I'm leaping to

Edit: I learned today that preempt gives a leap message if you leap while pre-empted. Nevermind

Melodie

The real question is, which earring is in her navel? That seems to signify most important/trust.

Ahmet

Ships wear earrings?

Frederich

Itkovian is the navel earring, last I heard.  Though that might have changed.

Xaden

Do Xorans even have Navals?

Reptiles come from eggs after all..

Shirszae

Xaden said:

Do Xorans even have Navals?

Reptiles come from eggs after all..

Xorans are inferior beasts that artificially imitate the physiology of their superior human(oid) masters in order to seek acceptance by them.  </racialrp>

Tahquil

Xaden said:

Do Xorans even have Navals?

Reptiles come from eggs after all..

Some do, some don't.

We know the first xorans where the product of a life birth after the rape of a human, they could have a mammalian reproductive system but there is also the generally accepted idea they lay eggs because they are described as reptilian like humaniods. The egg laying thing may just be an assumption of the player base because I can't think of an example of it IG on the spot (not saying there aren't any I'm just not going to spend time searching for one).

There could be a point made for whether a xoran mother lays eggs or gives live birth is a matter of choice. She could retain the egg internally during the gestation and the eggs hatches internally as well and she gives birth to a live xoran. Being a warrior race, it could be feasible that a mother could also have the option to change her diet to a more calcium rich one and lay and egg with a stronger shell so she can continue to fight on without the hinderance or worry of the egg in her belly.

Xaden

I used to have a couple of bearded dragons, one male and one female. I got the male first and specifically went to buy the female a couple months later. 

When going into the store I was very mindful of the time when I was a kid and we bought a 'male' hamster only for it to have 8 babies a few weeks later so I was grilling the sales dude about the gender and 'how can I be sure you're giving me a female?'

Long story short, I learned the difference between the genders: Both have little slits for reproductive means, only a few mm long, but one of them has raised ridges on each side of that slit (think it's the males and it's where they keep their testes). 

Anyway, the reason I bring this up: That slit is pretty much bang in the centre of their stomach, exactly where a belly button would be. So, Farrah's 'naval piercing' is really more than meets the eye...

Skye

Lewd   

Rangor

@Xaden raised a hamster family!

Sobriquet

I had a bearded dragon once.

Then I got divorced.

Xaden

I can't tell if you lost your beloved pet in a divorce settlement or if you're calling your ex-wife a bearded dragon...

Exelethril

That's the joke

Farrah

I am never wearing a navel earring in front of Halos again.

Xaden

'naval'

Talamond

Farrah said:

I am never wearing a navel earring doing anything ever in front of Halos again.

ftfy

Dunn

My @Jhui earring is a nipple piercing 

Farrah

Xaden said:

'naval'

I thought we were talking about lizard slits, not boats.

Klendathu

Farrah said:

Xaden said:

'naval'

I thought we were talking about lizard slits, not boats.

I could input some off colour comment about the sizes being comparable, but I'm not that juvenile.

Kayeil

I asked this a while back to the Garden because I've known Xorani who said they "laid" eggs and I know there's a player with a cooking item that is scrambled Xorani eggs. According to the Garden the only player race that can lay eggs are the Horkval. Everything else including Xorani give live birth.

Shirszae

Kayeil said:

I asked this a while back to the Garden because I've known Xorani who said they "laid" eggs and I know there's a player with a cooking item that is scrambled Xorani eggs. According to the Garden the only player race that can lay eggs are the Horkval. Everything else including Xorani give live birth.

HELP XORANI could probably use an update by now, really.

Sidonia

Kayeil said:

I asked this a while back to the Garden because I've known Xorani who said they "laid" eggs and I know there's a player with a cooking item that is scrambled Xorani eggs. According to the Garden the only player race that can lay eggs are the Horkval. Everything else including Xorani give live birth.

Huh. Mhun (mhuns?) don't lay eggs like other cockroaches?

#MFB #forumrp

Tysandr

Technically, you could rip the ova out of the Xorani. They'd still be physiological eggs.

Kayeil

I think people will still RP as they like. You'll still get pointy-eared tsol'aa, egg laying Xorani, rajamalan "litters", and weird various features that aren't necessarily supposed to come with your race (like sirens with tails, wings, fangs, tentacle hair, etc).

Shirszae

Kayeil said:

I think people will still RP as they like. You'll still get pointy-eared tsol'aa, egg laying Xorani, rajamalan "litters", and weird various features that aren't necessarily supposed to come with your race (like sirens with tails, wings, fangs, tentacle hair, etc).

Sure. It still would be nice to update the scroll with the latest information available on the race. Things like that they come from Krenindala and at least a few lines about their origins since they've been explored now.

Kayeil

Shirszae said:

Kayeil said:

I think people will still RP as they like. You'll still get pointy-eared tsol'aa, egg laying Xorani, rajamalan "litters", and weird various features that aren't necessarily supposed to come with your race (like sirens with tails, wings, fangs, tentacle hair, etc).

Sure. It still would be nice to update the scroll with the latest information available on the race. Things like that they come from Krenindala and at least a few lines about their origins since they've been explored now.

Oh that was more a general observation rather than intending to mean that it would be pointless. I'd love to see the help files get some updates. I think the live birth for Xorani makes a lot of sense since they are of mixed origin.