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  • IzikielIzikiel
    Jukilian said:
    @Qwyn begins the swing her own decapitated head about, making "pew-pew" and "whoosh" noises as if the head is a projective weapon.

    Izikiel carefully takes measurements of Qwyn's neck and matches it to the noose.
    
Qwyn is so happily distracted by her head-games, she seems oblivious to the preparations for doom going on about her.
    This one's a little special. :grin: 

    Edit: I gave the decapitated head of @Chiam to her then, and she started a puppet show... I'm sorry, Chiam. :anguished: 

    Qwyn beams broadly at this new turn of events. She plops down cross-legged and gives her arms a waggle. The heads bobble in either hand, jaws chattering as if speaking.

    Izikiel takes a step away from Qwyn, distancing himself from the decapitated heads.

    Qwyn smiles brightly at Izikiel and then drops her voice low and gruff, making Chiam's head bounce up and down to appear to be talking. "What's the best armor for serpents?" she makes the head ask.

    Qwyn's own head is jostled about now, with a high pitched voice replying, "Leather! It's literally made of HIDE!"

    You say to Qwyn in a low, croaking voice, "I see what you did there. Hide. Serpent. Because serpents hide. Yes."

    Showing no discernable emotion, Jukilian claps his hands quietly.

    Izikiel stares implacably at you.

    Qwyn merrily continues with her puppet show. This time, the head of Chiam asks, "How many Viceroys does it take to change a torch?"

    You tilt your head and listen intently.

    Qwyn waggles her own head-puppet, doing her best to make the prop look confused.

    Chiam's head gleefully bounces up and down, replying to Qwyn's, "None! That's what slaves are for!"

    Chiam's head is on a roll, now, and it asks Qwyn another question. "How many invading Mhaldorians does it take to change a Hashani torch?"

    Qwyn's head-puppet dips low, doing its best to frown. It's a dead, decapitated head, so the results go as well as you'd imagine.

    Chiam's head-puppet isn't dismayed, though, by the Qwyn head-puppet's lack of response, and gleefully answers. "One! No, wait, two! Wait, three! Five! Seven! We're bored and changing Targrossan torches now!"
    Somehow I knew I would find this here!
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    Worves said:
    I can understand that, but I don't really see how it would affect his voice in the way it's described. I suppose I'm just hung up on his usage of stained, which I associate with color.
    The way I understand it, is just a clever turn to indicate his breath smells of tabac. At least thats what I took from it.

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    There is a distinctive quality that a voice can take on after smoking for a number of years. It's just an abstract way of describing it.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Jonathin said:
    There is a distinctive quality that a voice can take on after smoking for a number of years. It's just an abstract way of describing it.
    Phlegmatic, asthmatic and washed out?

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  • SobriquetSobriquet
    Croaky? Cancerous?

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • MorthifMorthif
    Like this?

  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Take my "like" - but don't do it again, you bastard.

    [spoiler]before you remind get me re-addicted to that series[/spoiler]

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  • SobriquetSobriquet
    We've just started to build Hashan up, please don't ruin it.

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • AlucianaAluciana
    Haha every city has those people. Like the people who would join Mhaldor just to say something really girly XD

  • AepasAepas
    Personally I love it when newbies join up and say stuff like "The seven truths are a lie and you're all misled!" 
    Well thank you for that random person who couldn't possibly know our belief system just yet with the 5 seconds you've been out of minia.
    Replies the scorpion: "It's my nature..."
  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    lol poop.
    He's a raja, so he's furry poop.

    I'm laughing too hard at my own joke. wtf I need to go to sleep.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • XadenXaden
    Sobriquet said:
    We've just started to build Hashan up, please don't ruin it.
    We had a male Troll join Targ recently called 'Getrekt'. Someone obviously called him on it because he then changed his name to 'Deucal', then 'Deuc'. Now he's Monsoon or some shit. Every city gets them I'm sure.

    Shrug
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • SobriquetSobriquet
    I meant the reaction from our current citizens, not the newb with a silly name

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • LalaLala
    What happens when @mindshell and Lala start planning. 

    41) Mindshell told You: I am on a mission to find the grumpiest most ill tempered 
    pretty pink ballerina princess gremlin and bring him home.

    43) Mindshell told You: And he shall struggle and protest and growl in a flash of 
    claws trying to get out but it is a magic tutu that won't come off and then he'll 
    give up and sulk in adorable silence just waiting to be cuddled.

    45) Mindshell told You: I think I have a decent idea of what I'm looking for.

    46) Mindshell told You: Should probably add a flurry of glitter every time he 
    protests causing him to sneeze.

    47) You told Mindshell: Hehehe oh my god that would be so cute.

    48) Mindshell told You: Wouldn't it!

    49) Mindshell told You: Grumpy little sneezy gremlin in a shower of glitter.

  • AsmodronAsmodron
     (The Midnight Crew): You say, "I feel like large eyes are watching me @.@."

    <few seconds later>

    A male voice of heroic power bellows, "I see you."






  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    At least he owns it.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • CooperCooper
    Anyone who corrects spelling/punctuation IG should have their credibility docked, it's pretty stupid.

  • SaevaSaeva
    I'd gladly make jabs at bad spelling on news posts. But yeah, the shouting and speaking.. OOCly we might cringe but ICly it is awkward to try to correct someone.


  • AtalkezAtalkez
    Cooper said:
    The caustic voice of Florentino Milani, Knot of the Underwood sizzles through the air, "Almost five 
    hundred years of godforsaken life on this planet and you still can't tell the difference between 
    your and you're. And Mhaldor says it represents progress. Your an idiot."

    LOL.
    If you're going to call someone out, don't have skeletons amirite?




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • JukilianJukilian
    Tbh you can pronounce your and you're differently.
  • SenaSena
    You can, but I've never heard of someone who pronounces them the same being "corrected".
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Bigger fish to fry



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