Memorable quotes

Sabiru

Someone might appreciate this collection of old ivory temple descriptions, found it today amongst some old files

http://pastebin.com/tF4ZHefa

Esme

-sermon snip-

Centre of Silverbright Square.

Caefir Fist Will Rian-Nahundi is here. Devout Elipise is here.  Her face is partially concealed beneath the raised hood of a hooded cloak of tattered crimson. She wields a spiritual mace in her left hand and a Targossian kite shield in her right. Carmell Bayt al-Azhan, the Caefir Eminence is here. She wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the Divine Order arms of Deucalion in her left hand and a bronze mace wreathed in flame in her right. Getrekt, of Targossas is here. He wields a training shortsword in his left hand. Oathsworn Farrah Roualt is riding on a golden desert drake. She wields a silver shield inlaid with gemstones in her left hand and a vorpal sword in her right. Taraza, the Ivory Apostle is here. She wields a blackened cavalry 

shield with ivory accents in her left hand. Cathar Jhetaine is here. She wields a sturdy kite shield in her right hand. Devout Torinn is here. He wields a thurible of burnished copper in his left hand and a sturdy Targossian kite shield in his right. Devout Sidia is here. She wields a bard's flute in her left hand and a lightweight, steel rapier in her right.

Torinn clears his throat.

Devout Torinn says, "We are asked and expected to bring others up through our words and actions, not 

keep them down to further strengthen ourselves."

Devout Torinn says, "Our city could not flourish and grow as it has and will continue to do so, if 

we choose to believe in this folly that Evil's followers wish the world to believe."

Devout Torinn says, "Stay strong and may the Light and Fire forever lead."

Torinn nods his head and steps back, bowing.

Farrah nods her head in agreement.

Devout Torinn says, "So, does anybody have any questions?"

Will shakes his head.

Getrekt says with a determined, righteous accent, "Yes..."

Getrekt says with a determined, righteous accent, "Whats going on here?"

Getrekt, of Targossas (male Troll).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 25th of Miraman, 687 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

Saeva

Carmain, is that you?

Skye

oh shit I lol'd for real.

Kandra

(Clan): You say, "Ii think you'd havee to sheduhce the imppemmiate."

(Clan): Verrucht says, "My daughter, ladies and gentlemen."

(Clan): You sadly say, "Nob enokuGs ruhm for thhiy."

(Clan): Gloern says, "Well, I can tell she's your daughter, Verrucht."

(Clan): Verrucht says, "Yes, I am proudish of that."

Verrucht

Kandra said:

(Clan): You say, "Ii think you'd havee to sheduhce the imppemmiate."

(Clan): Verrucht says, "My daughter, ladies and gentlemen."

(Clan): You sadly say, "Nob enokuGs ruhm for thhiy."

(Clan): Gloern says, "Well, I can tell she's your daughter, Verrucht."

(Clan): Verrucht says, "Yes, I am proudish of that."

I am indeed so kinda proudish of you.

Valkyn

Finkle Nyxillum says, "I should probably go go go hunt."

Finkle Nyxillum says, "So I can be a big big big dragon."

"Shoo! Shoo!" Ginovianna says as she waves all those around her away.

Finkle Nyxillum says, "Then I can eat a whole bunch of of of bread at once in one big bite!"

Finkle Nyxillum says, "The biggest of of of bites!"

Finkle Nyxillum says, "A whole oven full at at at once!"

You say in a soft, velvety voice, "Or one tiny grook."
Maryll claps her hands together merrily.
Maryll says, "Thanks! I need about five."
The quest "Supplies for Maryll" has been added to your log. QUEST LOG will display your active quests.

Finkle gives a horrified gasp.

Finkle begins to glow with an inner brilliance.
You say in a soft, velvety voice, "Five tiny grook?"

A flash of blazing light consumes Finkle's body.

Atalkez

You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon Chiam's name. 

A satisfied smile creeps over your face as Chiam's head is thrown back, screaming in futile defiance 

as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a 

gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there.

The doll of you (made by Chiam) no longer exists.

You have slain Chiam.

 Chiam has died a heretic, consigned to eternal damnation by Atalkez.

Deathsight is so cool

Shirszae

Don't all souls go to Thoth no matter what, though? So there isn't really any 'eternal damnation' to speak of .

Jonathin

His conscience has to live with what he's done.

Sarathai

Conscience?

Trey

3501* Person 2/08/5:23  //you got penwize back and shunted everyone down a rank. I hope your reward was worth it T-T. 

Sylvaria

Trey said:

3501* Person 2/08/5:23  //you got penwize back and shunted everyone down a rank. I hope your reward was worth it T-T. 

Sarathai getting jelly

Jukilian

@Qwyn begins the swing her own decapitated head about, making "pew-pew" and "whoosh" noises as if the head is a projective weapon.

Izikiel carefully takes measurements of Qwyn's neck and matches it to the noose.

Qwyn is so happily distracted by her head-games, she seems oblivious to the preparations for doom going on about her.

This one's a little special.  

Edit: I gave the decapitated head of @Chiam to her then, and she started a puppet show... I'm sorry, Chiam.  

Qwyn beams broadly at this new turn of events. She plops down cross-legged and gives her arms a waggle. The heads bobble in either hand, jaws chattering as if speaking.

Izikiel takes a step away from Qwyn, distancing himself from the decapitated heads.

Qwyn smiles brightly at Izikiel and then drops her voice low and gruff, making Chiam's head bounce up and down to appear to be talking. "What's the best armor for serpents?" she makes the head ask.

Qwyn's own head is jostled about now, with a high pitched voice replying, "Leather! It's literally made of HIDE!"

You say to Qwyn in a low, croaking voice, "I see what you did there. Hide. Serpent. Because serpents hide. Yes."

Showing no discernable emotion, Jukilian claps his hands quietly.

Izikiel stares implacably at you.

Qwyn merrily continues with her puppet show. This time, the head of Chiam asks, "How many Viceroys does it take to change a torch?"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Qwyn waggles her own head-puppet, doing her best to make the prop look confused.

Chiam's head gleefully bounces up and down, replying to Qwyn's, "None! That's what slaves are for!"

Chiam's head is on a roll, now, and it asks Qwyn another question. "How many invading Mhaldorians does it take to change a Hashani torch?"

Qwyn's head-puppet dips low, doing its best to frown. It's a dead, decapitated head, so the results go as well as you'd imagine.

Chiam's head-puppet isn't dismayed, though, by the Qwyn head-puppet's lack of response, and gleefully answers. "One! No, wait, two! Wait, three! Five! Seven! We're bored and changing Targrossan torches now!"

Rinku

That Hashani "dark" humor.

Jarrod

Crafted of fine silver inset with small diamonds, this earring is a beautiful piece of work.

This earring is paired with another held by @Tecton. This is the master earring of the two.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Jarrod.

It will reset to you.



Shit just got real y'all not ready for these raids.

Tecton

#mhaldor4lyfe

Antidas

Tecton said:

#mhaldor4lyfe

ADMIN BIAS, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

Tecton

Antidas said:

Tecton said:

#mhaldor4lyfe

ADMIN BIAS, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

This is the inner sanctum of King Ugrach, First in Undeath. Each of the four walls contains a floor-level cubby hole large enough for an armoured humanoid to stand in. Two indentations in each cubby hole are roughly the size of booted feet and leave the impression that someone has stood there a very, very long time. In the centre of the room burns a fire without any visible fuel and which seems to exude no smoke, but great heat, while a large pool of what looks to be blood adorns a corner, sunken into the floor. Large stairs lead down into the blood, disappearing beneath the red, viscous surface. Next to each of the cubby holes is a window, allowing the occupants of the room to stare out at the expanse of the Underworld in all directions. Lord Ugrach stands to his full, gargantuan height and reviews his demesne with haughty pleasure. There are 3 steel-encased Death Knights here. There are 2 deadly obsidian scorpions here.

TELL JARROD EARRING NOW!

Jarrod

- 2016/02/08 18:07:46 - Jarrod has bled to death.

I consider this strike one. At seven strikes I stop traveling when you call for it (unless you spam it 10x in PT like Tannybear).

Chiam

Jukilian said:

@Qwyn begins the swing her own decapitated head about, making "pew-pew" and "whoosh" noises as if the head is a projective weapon.

Izikiel carefully takes measurements of Qwyn's neck and matches it to the noose.

Qwyn is so happily distracted by her head-games, she seems oblivious to the preparations for doom going on about her.

This one's a little special.  

Edit: I gave the decapitated head of @Chiam to her then, and she started a puppet show... I'm sorry, Chiam.  

Qwyn beams broadly at this new turn of events. She plops down cross-legged and gives her arms a waggle. The heads bobble in either hand, jaws chattering as if speaking.

Izikiel takes a step away from Qwyn, distancing himself from the decapitated heads.

Qwyn smiles brightly at Izikiel and then drops her voice low and gruff, making Chiam's head bounce up and down to appear to be talking. "What's the best armor for serpents?" she makes the head ask.

Qwyn's own head is jostled about now, with a high pitched voice replying, "Leather! It's literally made of HIDE!"

You say to Qwyn in a low, croaking voice, "I see what you did there. Hide. Serpent. Because serpents hide. Yes."

Showing no discernable emotion, Jukilian claps his hands quietly.

Izikiel stares implacably at you.

Qwyn merrily continues with her puppet show. This time, the head of Chiam asks, "How many Viceroys does it take to change a torch?"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Qwyn waggles her own head-puppet, doing her best to make the prop look confused.

Chiam's head gleefully bounces up and down, replying to Qwyn's, "None! That's what slaves are for!"

Chiam's head is on a roll, now, and it asks Qwyn another question. "How many invading Mhaldorians does it take to change a Hashani torch?"

Qwyn's head-puppet dips low, doing its best to frown. It's a dead, decapitated head, so the results go as well as you'd imagine.

Chiam's head-puppet isn't dismayed, though, by the Qwyn head-puppet's lack of response, and gleefully answers. "One! No, wait, two! Wait, three! Five! Seven! We're bored and changing Targrossan torches now!"

what

Qwyn

(Hashan): Sobriquet says, "I like my cheese like I like my woman. Aged and slightly green around the edges."

Sarathai

(Eleusis): Moonshaddow says, "Why do I see thong underwear, blankets and robes on the ground in the forest?"

Deladan

Batista said:

Trey said:

Hellen said:

A female voice resonates with the power of Queen Catarin herself, "Who will win in a hand-to-fang 

fight? Big Z or Tauggy? Let's find out!"

Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord shouts, "Me of course! Please, woman."


WRASLEMANIA 2016! WHO WILL WIN!

I think @Batista would like to have a word with you.

Yeah, wait just a minute here.

Firstly,  it's RASSLEFEST 2016.

Second, the only winner there will be is the SURPRISE ENTRANT, THE LORD OF THE PIT OF SNAKES, BATMONTER (some restrictions apply, see supertickets.com for details.)

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Tilian

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "This is my awkward moment song."

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "Sometimes have to sing it all day long."

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "'cause this moment's awkward, there's no doubt."

Ferrus says in a warm tabac-stained voice, "When it's awkward, can be sure I'm out."

Basileios tells you, "Holy hell Tilian is really buff."

Basileios blinks.

You peer at Basileios unscrupulously.

Basileios blinks.

You say in a gruff and slow-paced voice, "What."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "Oh."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "That."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "Was.. uh."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "This is the awkward song."

I can't. Stop laughing.

Farrah

(aboard the Argent Phoenix in Targossas)

Caefir Purifier, @Quisse Wintermourne says in Targossian, "We enjoy the changing scenery."

You say in Targossian, "It is very nice. Albeit, awkward being... trapped."

@Rohai says in Targossian in a low voice, "It sometimes feels less confined than being in the city."

You say in Targossian, "Well, citizens cannot get to you so easily."

You say in Targossian, "To pester you."

A swirling vortex of colours springs into existence, spits @Siduri out onto the ground, then vanishes.

Caefir Purifier, Quisse Wintermourne says in Targossian, "You'd be surprised."

That timing.

Rinku

Sarathai said:

(Eleusis): Moonshaddow says, "Why do I see thong underwear, blankets and robes on the ground in the forest?"

At least the Eleusians should be experts at explaining the birds and the bees to curious novices.

Worves

Tilian said:

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "This is my awkward moment song."

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "Sometimes have to sing it all day long."

Ferrus sings in a warm tabac-stained voice, "'cause this moment's awkward, there's no doubt."

Ferrus says in a warm tabac-stained voice, "When it's awkward, can be sure I'm out."

Basileios tells you, "Holy hell Tilian is really buff."

Basileios blinks.

You peer at Basileios unscrupulously.

Basileios blinks.

You say in a gruff and slow-paced voice, "What."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "Oh."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "That."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "Was.. uh."

Basileios says in a calm, soothing voice, "This is the awkward song."

I can't. Stop laughing.

Could someone explain that to me? It's been really bugging me since I saw some other log.

Trey

He's been suckin' down Achaean Marlboro Reds, I would imagine.

Worves

I can understand that, but I don't really see how it would affect his voice in the way it's described. I suppose I'm just hung up on his usage of stained, which I associate with color.