Memorable quotes

Tibitha

Alcaro said:

 A new character named Shakira has been created.

 i'm tempted to start a thread dedicated to these new character sights.

There was a thread like that, however it was locked by the mods as it was seen as bad form to mock novices about their names.

Adet

Elowin said:

I never knew that she could MUD like that.

She makes a dwarf want to speak Sireni,
Como se llama (si), 
Bonita,
Mi Casa (Shakira, Shakira), su Casa

Oh baby when you walk like that,
You make the Guides go mad,
So be wise, and keep on,
READing the SIGNs at the PORTALS!

I'm logged on tonight, you know Ashtan don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right.
The Savants, in Ashtan,
Don't you see they'll lead us to perfection?

Hey girl, I see those tentacles growing,
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
'Til you transcended that skill!

And when you walk up to New Thera
Nobody cannot ignore 
The way you've changed your body girl
And everything so unexpected, the way the transmog left it
Thin skin, big head, and feathered!

I never really knew that she could 'mog like that
She make a man want to run and hide!
Looks just like the Crypt beast:
Shakira Shakira!

(With apologies to Shakira, Wyclef Jean, and the authors of the Mythos)
(And yes, I know the metre leaves something to be desired... but it's late!) 

Krypton

Tibitha said:

Alcaro said:

 A new character named Shakira has been created.

 i'm tempted to start a thread dedicated to these new character sights.

There was a thread like that, however it was locked by the mods as it was seen as bad form to mock novices about their names.

Wasn't even that long ago:

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/2201/what-is-the-most-awful-username-youve-ever-seen/

Sarapis said:

Yes, this thread ends now. Those of you who think it's funny to mock novices are going to find yourself on the wrong end of a ban very quickly if you continue it in another thread. That's utterly toxic behavior and we're not going to put up with it.

Cynlael

The patience of this guy. Sometimes I wonder how/why he hasn't murdered me back down to novicehood yet. Yada yada, self-quoting, but damn he puts up with too much of my shit  

You tell Josoul, "I have deciphered your name!"

Josoul tells you, "Eh?"

You tell Josoul, "Jo soul. J in most european countries is pronounced as a y sound. = Yo soul. Soul = Sohl. Josoul is confirmed Sohl alt."

You tell Josoul, "Damn I'm smart."

Josoul tells you, "Uhh."

Josoul tells you, "Small prob, Sohl is an US marine."

You tell Josoul, "Sohl confirmed to be John Cena."

You tell Josoul, "John Cena plays Achaea. Holy shit the conspiracies are getting real."

Alcaro

Krypton said:

Tibitha said:

Alcaro said:

 A new character named Shakira has been created.

 i'm tempted to start a thread dedicated to these new character sights.

There was a thread like that, however it was locked by the mods as it was seen as bad form to mock novices about their names.

Wasn't even that long ago:

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/2201/what-is-the-most-awful-username-youve-ever-seen/

Sarapis said:

Yes, this thread ends now. Those of you who think it's funny to mock novices are going to find yourself on the wrong end of a ban very quickly if you continue it in another thread. That's utterly toxic behavior and we're not going to put up with it.

tch it's practically a rite of passage yo. i might have to read that thread for some lulz.

Tharvis

And on that day, Sarapis heaved a great sigh before massaging his temples as he muttered, "Here we go again."

Jonathin

Shaming novices because of the names they choose is stupid. Real novices do not understand the depth of roleplay here and probably think it's something akin to WoW until they either stay and namechange or get indignant and ragequit. Helping them make the decision by making fun of them is not something any of us should ever condone.

Deladan

The treetops in the Eastern Ithmia rustle melodically, heralding the union of Mycen and Deladan.

Kiet

Deladan said:

The treetops in the Eastern Ithmia rustle melodically, heralding the union of Mycen and Deladan.

I forgot that was today and now I feel bad.

Deladan

Kiet said:

Deladan said:

The treetops in the Eastern Ithmia rustle melodically, heralding the union of Mycen and Deladan.

I forgot that was today and now I feel bad.

Don't I sent @Sarapis one too. He didn't show either  

Kez

Am I the only one that didn't get an invitation?  
I did get a play-by-play of the food being eaten though.

Kiet

He invited Hashan while we were raiding them, so probably!

Deladan

Kez said:

Am I the only one that didn't get an invitation?  
I did get a play-by-play of the food being eaten though.

You should have known you were more than welcome to come. You made all the foods. 

Aodfionn

(Order): Micaelis says, "The struggle is real, my Lady."

Jeslyn

Aodfionn said:

(Order): Micaelis says, "The struggle is real, my Lady."

Is he talking about how you keep losing lvl 80?

Kayeil

Svo clan fun...

(Svof): Daklore says, "How do I tell svof i'm dualcutting, not sword and board?"
(Svof): Udyr says, "Give it a few slices, teach it the hard way."
(Svof): You say, "You have a nice long talk with it. Wine and dine it. Apologize to it for being mean to it. Tell it that it's you, not svo. That you'll do better in the future and that you hope it'll forgive you and recognize you as dual cutting instead of sword and board. Don't forget the dozen roses."
(Svof): Tharvis says, "Alternatively look in vlua svo.conf."
(Svof): Tharvis says, "Maybe your specialisation is in there somewhere."
(Svof): Fen says, "Also, if it would stop being such a damn prude all the time maybe you two would disagree less. And maybe you should ask svo's alcoholic mother what to do."
(Svof): You say, "The wining and dining has a more lasting effect. TRUST ME."
(Svof): Mariya says, "Diamond earrings will fix everything for almost a month."

Rangor

wining and dining spec, where do I learn it?

edit: nvm, got told it's cyrene's factional class.

Trey

Factional, but I got grandfathered in in Mhaldor.

Sobriquet

First time in RL years and almost instantly..

A female voice is heard through the membrane, "When they are spread apart, it's heaven."

I knew there was a reason I didn't go

Carmell

The mouse scampers off to the east.
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@Halos has been slain by the might of a small grey mouse.

@Halos says in Targossian in a Carmellian voice, "How many mouses was that did you see them all shite it was a swarm not enough maces for all them little faces."

Melodie

I laughed way harder than I should have.

I miss you, Halos.

Kasya

Totally ninjaed by Carmell.

Though this did happen within like seconds.... http://pastebin.com/S6iLfLjR
And then JUST KEPT GOING.

Aodfionn

Carmell said:

@Halos says in Targossian in a Carmellian voice, "How many mouses was that did you see them all shite it was a swarm not enough maces for all them little faces."

I died

Antonius

It gets funnier every time I read it.

Tibitha

Cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. A tall fountain of souls stands here, a steady stream of energy pouring forth from its centre. Surveying the ground here, Justyn, the Theran grave digger stands with a pensive look on his face.

You see exits leading north, northeast, and east.

You hear a twig snapping behind you. Spinning instinctively, you are greeted with the flat of a shovel careening into your face.

You are moved by Justyn, the Theran grave digger.

Daeir follows you ether.

In a shallow grave (indoors).

There are no obvious exits.

Apostle Daeir I'lithian, Whisperer of the Eventide's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Well, then."

You say, "Ow... I can't say I've had that happen before."

Entrance to the Theran cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Live each day as though it were your last."

You see exits leading east, southeast, south, and west.

Cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. A tall fountain of souls stands here, a steady stream of energy pouring forth from its centre. Surveying the ground here, Justyn, the Theran grave digger stands with a pensive look on his face.

You see exits leading north, northeast, and east.

You hear a twig snapping behind you. Spinning instinctively, you are greeted with the flat of a shovel careening into your face.

You are moved by Justyn, the Theran grave digger.

Daeir follows you ether.

In a shallow grave (indoors).

There are no obvious exits.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Daeir shakes his head sadly from side to side.

Entrance to the Theran cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Live each day as though it were your last."

You see exits leading east, southeast, south, and west.

Cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. A tall fountain of souls stands here, a steady stream of energy pouring forth from its centre. Surveying the ground here, Justyn, the Theran grave digger stands with a pensive look on his face.

You see exits leading north, northeast, and east.

You hear a twig snapping behind you. Spinning instinctively, you are greeted with the flat of a shovel careening into your face.

You are moved by Justyn, the Theran grave digger.

Daeir follows you ether.

In a shallow grave (indoors).

There are no obvious exits.

Apostle Daeir I'lithian, Whisperer of the Eventide's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "The man dies."

Entrance to the Theran cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Live each day as though it were your last."

You see exits leading east, southeast, south, and west.

Cemetery.

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. A tall fountain of souls stands here, a steady stream of energy pouring forth from its centre. Surveying the ground here, Justyn, the Theran grave digger stands with a pensive look on his face.

You see exits leading north, northeast, and east.

Justyn, the Theran grave digger has been slain by Daeir.

Daeir grasps the corpse of Justyn, the Theran grave digger in his claws as his powerful jaws tear the hapless body in two. Gore drips slowly from his maw as he consumes the mutilated pieces at his leisure.

I was laughing a fair bit at the image.  

Krypton

Killing Justyn used to invade New Thera with zombies...

Datrius

I know who unleashed all those mice and I am immensely amused by it.

Mysie

Carmell said:

@Halos says in Targossian in a Carmellian voice, "How many mouses was that did you see them all shite it was a swarm not enough maces for all them little faces."

101 and no I didn't do it but I know who did

Aesi

(): You say, "I WANNA BE."

(): You say, "THE VERY BEST."

(): @Elawien says, "LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS."

(): You say, "DUN DUN DUNDUN."

(): Elawien says, "TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL 

TEST."

(): You say, "TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE."

(): @Naix says, "EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND."

(): Naix says, "THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE."

(): You say, "POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!"

(): Elawien laughingly says, "."

(): You say, "Win."

(): Naix says, "YOU TEACH ME."

(): Naix says, "AND I'LL TEACH YOUUU."

(): Elawien says, "POOOOKEEEEMON."

----

that just happened.

Krypton

*********************************[ Explorers ]**********************************
  Rank Name            Explorer Title
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     1 Czanthria       an Achaean Ranger, 4th Class
     2 Josoul          an Achaean Ranger, 4th Class
     3 Paine           an Achaean Ranger, 4th Class
     4 Qwindor         an Achaean Ranger, 4th Class
     5 Kellonius       an Aspiring Achaean Ranger
     6 Krypton         an Aspiring Achaean Ranger
     7 Ahmet           a Haidionic Seeker
     8 Nulaye          a Haidionic Seeker
     9 Skye            a Haidionic Seeker
    10 Kunama          a Haidionic Seeker
    11 Killjoy         a Haidionic Seeker
    12 Ayleth          a Haidionic Seeker
    13 Ellodin         a Haidionic Seeker
    14 Ramilies        a Haidionic Seeker
    15 Kayeil          a Haidionic Seeker
    16 Tiamat          a Haidionic Seeker
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