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3980h, 3240m, 18800e, 15197w cexkdb-3.0%- 07:25:50:612ab stroking
I know of no skill called 'stroking'.

Every time. Every single time

Mishgul

ab stroking. hmm.

Verily

Know what that's like. I READLOG OCCULTITS at least a few times a week.

Jozlyn

That sounds like the title of a goth porn.

Synbios

Jozlyn said:

That sounds like the title of a goth porn.

"Give in to your Demiurges."

Taraus

Wysteria said:

A small shipyard.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Hawkins stands
here with arms crossed across his thick chest. The eternal roar of the mighty ocean
wreathes this elaborate marble shrine, a vivid testimony to the grace and power of He who
is Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea. There are 94 shot glasses here. There are 16 nondescript
shot glasses here. There are 19 Deep Sea Slammers here.
You see a single exit leading south.
A wormhole is here, leading to: Granite Hills near the Urubamba's source (#9071) in
Granite Hills.

You say to Hawkins, the shipwright, "Rough day?"

That is what happens when Occultists play drinking games at the harbour

Peak

realdog ashtan... twice a day... everyday...

Daslin

readlog asthan readgol ashthan We've done em all, and it sucks.

Skye

Gurglechunks (male Troll).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 19th of Glacian, 622 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Kinilan

Skye said:

Gurglechunks (male Troll).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 19th of Glacian, 622 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Oh, did you have another son?

Mishgul

Im breeding gurglechunks.

Trilliana

Skye said:

Gurglechunks (male Troll).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 19th of Glacian, 622 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

I think I need to watch Willow because I instantly thought of Burglecut.

Hasar

A dwarf woman exclaims, "Finally... the rajamala has left!"

OH NO YOU DID NOT GURL

--

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

The lightning bolt finishes a dwarf woman off, and as she dies, her eyeballs explode from their sockets with the fury of the storm.

You have slain a dwarf woman, retrieving the corpse.

BITCH

Hegua

432h, 4160m, 14198e, 14708w exdb[bld(308)]-
(sip health)
You bleed 422 health.
10h, 4160m, 14198e, 14708w exdb[bld(422)]-(-422h, 13.8%) e
What is it that you wish to drink? (no health?)


Bye, woooorld!

Jozlyn

Hasar said:

A dwarf woman exclaims, "Finally... the rajamala has left!"

OH NO YOU DID NOT GURL

--

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

The lightning bolt finishes a dwarf woman off, and as she dies, her eyeballs explode from their sockets with the fury of the storm.

You have slain a dwarf woman, retrieving the corpse.

BITCH

@Hasar

We all know you have problems with your feelings...maybe you should sort that shit out.

Kinilan

Jozlyn said:

Hasar said:

A dwarf woman exclaims, "Finally... the rajamala has left!"

OH NO YOU DID NOT GURL

--

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

The lightning bolt finishes a dwarf woman off, and as she dies, her eyeballs explode from their sockets with the fury of the storm.

You have slain a dwarf woman, retrieving the corpse.

BITCH

@Hasar

We all know you have problems with your feelings...maybe you should sort that shit out.

You'd be cranky too if your diet consisted of nothing but sprinkles.

OH WAIT! HE FORGOT THE SPRINKLES AND LOST!

Tesha

(Market): You say, "Like 400 shards to the first non-enemy to send me a haiku about bear cubs."

Aegoth tells you, "Bear cubs in the winter night. So furry are they. Once upon a time, bear cub."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Focus, lighthawk lastly."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Clear murder forgiveness unfair mark, especially past."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Baboloosh example frankly young, fellowship."

Xaiquo tells you, "Rolly, polly fluff \ Still in winter sleeping sound \ Dangerous furballs."

Jonesey tells you, "There was a bear cub, he was a very sad cub, he just killed himself."

Marina tells you, "Bear cubs are so cute/Sharp teeth and tiny claws/Don't eat me, bear cub."

I'm so curious what Sylcine's was. (

Asmodron

Tesha said:

(Market): You say, "Like 400 shards to the first non-enemy to send me a haiku about bear cubs."

Aegoth tells you, "Bear cubs in the winter night. So furry are they. Once upon a time, bear cub."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Focus, lighthawk lastly."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Clear murder forgiveness unfair mark, especially past."

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret tells you in Mhaldorian, "Baboloosh example frankly young, fellowship."

Xaiquo tells you, "Rolly, polly fluff \ Still in winter sleeping sound \ Dangerous furballs."

Jonesey tells you, "There was a bear cub, he was a very sad cub, he just killed himself."

Marina tells you, "Bear cubs are so cute/Sharp teeth and tiny claws/Don't eat me, bear cub."

I'm so curious what Sylcine's was. (

Im pretty sure she was saying that a lighthawk lost focus and was cleared of all his sins of murder and accepted back into the fellowship foolishly (baboloosh).


I mean it's right there in the words o.o

Xer

I should have asked her when I talked to her

Oceana

A dust cloud whips up around you, burning your lungs and stinging your eyes.

(prompt) 10:43:18:152(-139 Health)

You bleed 2 health.

Would like to see more of these things in Achaea.

Kybrae

Arditi tells you in Mhaldorian, "Groups. respond forum beneath white blessing gate?"

^ Ummm is that Mhaldorian for raid Targy?

I love @Arditi he's just so much fun to role-play with.

Skye

- 2013/11/29 15:22:13 - Kastiel says, "Looking for an enchanter. No @Hasar or enemies of Eleusis."

That's some pretty specific discrimination.

Kenway

http://www.logsty.com/logs/XQJgq

Not -actually- sure what happened here, but it was amusing none the less and I have decided that it was a new affliction called heat stroke.

Silas

Seems legit.

Daslin

Just go raiding with @Strata when he's just sparred Iocun. You'll have that happen even better. He'll drop 2000+ minerals/plants and blammo, instant svo explosion of wtfery

Eld

Daslin said:

Just go raiding with @Strata when he's just sparred Iocun. You'll have that happen even better. He'll drop 2000+ minerals/plants and blammo, instant svo explosion of wtfery

It's not an svo thing. I've had it happen/done it to myself plenty of times.

Tesha

I love my SoA, this thing's getting a promotion (reactions!). What are the odds on this (including one hit landing to wake me up for tumble)? I meant for this to go in raves, but whoops!

A mad cackle echoes throughout the cavern as you are pounded repeatedly with a blunt 

object from an unseen assailant.

vaeon

-

A Quisalis sentry slams the blade of his halberd into your gut, ripping it free in a 

splash of blood.

-

You pull down your pants and moon the world.

-

(svo): resuming curing.

tumble s

(svo): pausing curing for your commands.

You move sluggishly into action.

-

Your senses return to you as the blackout ends. (7.442s)

(svo): Out of blackout, disabled blackout curing.

(a) 1132h, 6000m, 22885e, 27222w exdbk 37- 01:53:42.568 [ret disr st ae](-1318h, 18.8%, 

+3865m, 63.4%) 

You sweep across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

(a) 1132h, 6000m, 22885e, 27222w exdbk 37- 01:53:42.917 [ret disr st ae]

Abruptly, you feel a stabbing pain in your chest before you feel yourself drift into sleep 

as a disembodied voice whispers, "Sleep, sleep..."

Your insomnia has cleared up.

(a) 735h, 6000m, 22885e, 27222w exdbk 37- 01:53:43.160 [ret sleep disr st ae](-397h, 5.7%) 

(svo): resuming curing.

tumble s

(svo): pausing curing for your commands.

You move sluggishly into action.

(a) 735h, 6000m, 22885e, 27234w exdbk 37- 01:53:43.623 [ret sleep disr st ae]

A Quisalis sentry dashes forward, slamming the haft of his halberd into the side of your 

knees, causing your legs to buckle.

You are jerked awake by the pain. (0.976s)

(a) 168h, 6000m, 22885e, 27234w exdbk 37- 01:53:44.136 [ret disr st ae](-567h, 8.1%) 

You begin to tumble agilely to the south.

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|     TUMBLING SOUTH | TUMBLING SOUTH     |

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(a) 168h, 6000m, 22885e, 27234w edbk 37- 01:53:44.720 [ret disr st ae]

(svo): resuming curing.

A mad cackle from a cloaked assassin precedes the flicking of two Aeon tarots at you in 

quick succession, followed closely by a throwing dagger sinking into your chest.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage.

(a) 168h, 6000m, 22885e, 27234w edbk 37- 01:53:46.133 [ret disr st ae]

You bleed 41 health.

(a) 127h, 6000m, 22905e, 27234w edbk 37- 01:53:46.721 [ret disr st ae](-41h, 0.6%) 

A Quisalis sentry slams the blade of his halberd into your gut, ripping it free in a 

splash of blood.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage. (13.903s)

(a) 127h, 6000m, 22905e, 27234w edbk 37- 01:53:47.146 [ret disr st ae]

You tumble out of the room.

Passing the arena (indoors).

A brittle-looking grey shard surrounded with a pulsing purple glow lies here.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

(a) 127h, 6000m, 22905e, 27246w edbk 37- 01:53:48.732 [disr st ae]diag

Eld

Tesha said:

I love my SoA, this thing's getting a promotion (reactions!). What are the odds on this (including one hit landing to wake me up for tumble)? I meant for this to go in raves, but whoops!

Around 2/3.

Turoi

Proprietor: Ser Orchist Lichlord, Sartanic Knight.
--------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)
The shop attendant smiles warmly, showing that you are especially welcome.
rapier269072 an ornate steel rapier 1 899999gp
Dmg: 82; To-hit: 162; Spd: 203
tun108845 a tonic of mentality (refill only) 82 270gp
corsage294153 a hellebore and black cosmos corsage 1 899999gp
horn399365 a yellowed war horn of cracked ivory 2 45000gp
satchel400373 a stygian Mhaldorian satchel 1 27000gp
vase414473 a fluted redwood vase 1 4500gp
lizard425791 a fried lizard on a stick 2 225gp
pig427147 a roasted pig 1 900gp
(Songblessed; Empowered)

DAT PIG

Josoul

Your score in the current Great Hunt is: 12345.

Aww... tempted to stop, but double xp is too sweet!