Memorable quotes

Rangor

Not even close to Santar's level of whoopass.

Anaidiana

re: stat stats - please remember that these weren't counting 'from the beginning of time' for us old fogeys. Penwize's is likely way more accurate compared to mine or Coop's.

Rangor

Shhhh. @anaidiana We're NOT counting all the deaths I had when I was a newb.

Wysteria

I ripped when trying to refill 30 health or something for @Ellodin last week. Poor guy got slammed with 150 individual herbs falling from my pot in less 2 seconds.

He also broke my GMCP:

Oceana

I love hard-shelled unuts...

Cooper

I don't really know how many people I killed before 'stats stats' was introduced. I know that for the first ~3-4 years of Cooper's life I basically logged in, jumped and killed and died until I logged out. It was routine for me to go from level 50 to 65 to 60 in one day. Or in one kill, thanks to xp gain not being capped. (ty Othello and Santos for being max level and terrible at fighting)

Aisling

You point an elemental staff at the soul of Pericles, and cause a bolt of lightning to cascade out 

and roar screaming into him.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

The soul of Pericles exclaims, "You can't hurt me, I'm already dead!"

Oops >.>

Santar

(Targossas): Anedhel says, "Who is the Shakira Effect named for, what was the 

intention of that experiment, and what is the rumored fate of the person the 

Shakira Effect is named for?"

You tell Anedhel Azon, "// hips don't lie?"

Anedhel tells you, "// Gold star."

Kresslack

Wilbur, a cross-eyed peasant exclaims, "Ho boy, dat's about enough for lickerpod salad!"

Faur

Tesha said:

l (person)

He is a stout dwarf and is mind blowingly hot!  You feel the urge to drop your panties as 

you stare at his poised and tensed muscles.  His catching his eyes, you feel your skin 

tighten up, and the back of your neck start to tingle.  If your a guy reading this, then 

you cringe with jealousy, because you know your girl would jump on it when you weren't 

lookin, if they wouldn't get their ass kicked by a certain someone.                        

                                                  He does not even register your presence 

as a threat.                                                                               

  He is loyal to (someone).                                                    

                  Your heart skips a beat as you read a tattoo on his arm "Bad Mutha 

Trucka". He is wearing a ring of pestilence, an austere cloak of heavy, black velvet, a 

soft leather pack, a suit of scale mail, and thin-soled leather boots with studded straps.

Would I get in trouble if I killed it?

As WarChieftain of the Dwarves, I say... go for it.

Rom

dumb post

Hipsana

Santar said:

(Targossas): Anedhel says, "Who is the Shakira Effect named for, what was the 

intention of that experiment, and what is the rumored fate of the person the 

Shakira Effect is named for?"

You tell Anedhel Azon, "// hips don't lie?"

Anedhel tells you, "// Gold star."

Damned rights I don't!

Skye

You give a handful of candycorn to an imp girl dressed like a pixie.
An imp girl dressed like a pixie exclaims, "Hooray! Hooray! Happy day! Now here
is your prize, as promised!"
An imp girl dressed like a pixie hands you a small, orange Mayaween box which
shudders violently and then pops open!
Leaping out from the box's lid rather clumsily, a green toad splashes you with a
spray of mud before hopping away quickly, croaking obnoxiously.

Hayte

Skye said:

You give a handful of candycorn to an imp girl dressed like a pixie.
An imp girl dressed like a pixie exclaims, "Hooray! Hooray! Happy day! Now here
is your prize, as promised!"
An imp girl dressed like a pixie hands you a small, orange Mayaween box which
shudders violently and then pops open!
Leaping out from the box's lid rather clumsily, a green toad splashes you with a
spray of mud before hopping away quickly, croaking obnoxiously.

Every single holiday a trick in a box

Rom

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3976                                   
(10/31/2013 at 16:44)  
From   : Tecton, the Terraformer
To     : Everyone
Subject: Ranged changes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
While evaluating our latest round of classlead reports, we started making changes to classes to promote more emphasis on melee-ranged and line-of-sight combat, rather than area-wide. This should make things more interesting overall, rather than being picked off from someone who you can't see.

Since the classleads are completed, we've gone back and made changes to the classes that were evaluated before we started on this path, so I'm pleased to announce the following tweaks.

* CHOKE and CRUSH (Kaido) require the victim to be in line-of-sight with the monk.
* CATACLYSM (Crystallism) now requires the target to be within a three room range of the vibration.

We'll be monitoring these changes alongside the others of this nature, and may make additional changes if necessary.


Penned by My hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 639 AF.

Hasar

A little girl in a mermaid costume exclaims, "Trick or treat!"

A little girl in a mermaid costume thrusts her hand out to you and begs shamelessly.

You shake your head at a little girl in a mermaid costume.

A little girl in a mermaid costume exclaims, "If I don't get a treat, you get a trick, Hasar!"

A little girl in a mermaid costume pokes at you urgently.

You say to a little girl in a mermaid costume in Mhaldorian, "If I get a trick, you get to melt."

A little girl in a mermaid costume says, "No treat, hmm..."

A little girl in a mermaid costume rubs her hands together and grins evilly at you.

Dressed in a mermaid costume, a young girl skips out to the southeast.

[Guess I better reflect myself]

{-REFLECTION IS UP-}

Nearing Lake Vundamere (road).

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A small wooden sign is nailed crookedly to a post here. Towering above you, this massive mammoth has a thick, shaggy hide and long yellowed tusks. A stubborn mule wanders about here, nosing at the ground.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and west.

Lakeside highway (road).

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A little girl in a mermaid costume stands here, looking around eagerly.

You see exits leading east, south, and northwest.

A little girl in a mermaid costume exclaims, "Trick or treat!"

A little girl in a mermaid costume thrusts her hand out to you and begs shamelessly.

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.

{Hasar}: --!!NO MORE REFLECTIONS!!--

A bunch of rotten eggs rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.

[HAH I WIN]

A little girl in a mermaid costume exclaims, "If I don't get a treat, you get a trick, Hasar!"

A little girl in a mermaid costume pokes at you urgently.

You say in Mhaldorian, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on the clouds.

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down, and in.

--

A guardhouse (indoors).

A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A dyed red poster has been hung here. There are 5 infernal wraiths here. A corpse swings here, hanging by a noose fastened around its neck. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the surrounding area with a slight glow. A yellow-bellied marmot whistles to himself as he scurries rapidly about.

You see a single exit leading east.

You hear the patter of small feet run up behind you. As you turn to look, a small white projectile comes flying toward your face. You try to duck, but soon find yourself covered in rotten eggs!

A series of high-pitched giggles fades away into the distance.

[WTF]

Antonius

I guess those little girls run fast.

Thaumas

That wouldn't have happened if security aides did their job and enemied the little brat. Tsk, Mhaldor.

Kresslack

Hayte said:

Skye said:

shudders violently and then pops open!
splashes you with a
spray of mud before hopping away quickly, croaking obnoxiously.

Every single holiday a ____ in a box

Alcinae

A bunch of rotten eggs rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.

How?

Eld

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3979

Date: 11/01/2013 at 00:41

From: Sarapis, the Logos

To : Everyone

Subj: Outer Islands

Two other pieces of info about the Outer Islands.

1. The list is:

* Ageiro

* Tuar

* Tapoa

* Karbaz

* Clockwork Isle

* Ilyrean Isles

* Prin

* Zaphar

* Zanzibaar

2. Angel/demon refuge and grove isolation will soon stop working from them. Xenophage (domination) is already blocked from there. 

Penned by My hand on the 10th of Aeguary, in the year 639 AF.

Good to know I can still bash Suliel with impunity!

Carmell

Eld said:

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3979

Date: 11/01/2013 at 00:41

From: Sarapis, the Logos

To : Everyone

Subj: Outer Islands

Two other pieces of info about the Outer Islands.

1. The list is:

* Ageiro

* Tuar

* Tapoa

* Karbaz

* Clockwork Isle

* Ilyrean Isles

* Prin

* Zaphar

* Zanzibaar

2. Angel/demon refuge and grove isolation will soon stop working from them. Xenophage (domination) is already blocked from there. 

Penned by My hand on the 10th of Aeguary, in the year 639 AF.

Good to know I can still bash Suliel with impunity!

I have a feeling the Illyrean Isles includes Suliel

Eld

@Carmell That may have been the intent, but they're separate places.

I am now wondering if this list is indicating an imminent ferry opening to Colchis and Umbrin, though.

Kresslack

There's already a ferry to Minos, which is near Tenwat, so who knows. 

Kastiel

http://pastebin.com/gamJsSxk

Warning, a bit of language, from our good friend, Terav.

Who tells me every time he makes an alt to duel him. I count 4 now. One in each city.

He makes me laugh.

Alcinae

Sweet Jesus what did I just read.

Kastiel

inb4 mhaldor

Llyweith dies screaming under the assault of Deacon Aegoth's fire and flame.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.111
Saibel dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.113
Kelandra dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.116
Alcinae dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.119
Arditi dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.121
Marina dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.124
Kafziel dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Blade Aspirant Khalaz, Ward of Red Squadron.
3926h, 3260m, 19640e, 15200w excdbk 70%  D|E 22:17:33.126

(Dat vengeance)

Edit: Sir Tirac Savril, Champion of the Blade has severed Khalaz's head from his body with a mighty blow.

(Dat vengeance on the vengeance)

Sidonia

Dat breathrain/holo spam from the sky*

http://pastebin.com/PS1VYK1K

Nizaris

23:12:29 (Party): Aegoth says, "Are we sparking here?"

23:12:30 (Party): Bonko has joined your party.

23:12:33 (Party): Xer says, "No sparks left."

23:12:42 (Party): Arditi says, "I think we're out of tanks."

23:12:46 (Party): Tirac says, "We are out of tanks."

23:12:53 (Party): Aegoth says, "Ah, so we're just killing."

23:13:03 (Party): Kafziel says, "Islim - leg shattered!"

23:13:04 (Party): Cahin says, "Anyone have density I can borrow?"

23:13:04 (Party): Bonko says, "Targetting Islim."

23:13:05 (Party): Saibel says, "Can we release the sanction?"

23:13:05 (Party): Cahin says, "Targetted: Islim."

23:13:06 (Party): Cahin says, "Islim AEONED!"

Kafziel crushes Islim's blah blah blah TREMOLOLOLOLOLO!

vivisect Islim

4611hp | 3982mp(100%) | 21521e| 15102w cex|b-

(23:13:06.358) (volteras) RAM: 43.63MB

Cahin rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.

4611hp | 3982mp(100%) | 21521e| 15102w cex|b-

(23:13:06.396) (volteras) RAM: 43.68MB

Cahin stands an Aeon tarot on his open palm, and blows it lightly at Islim.

4611hp | 3982mp(100%) | 21521e| 15102w cex|b-

(23:13:06.416) (volteras) RAM: 43.74MB

Drawing on the power of undeath, you wreathe your hand in black, crackling energy. 

With a diabolical laugh, you stiffen your hand and slowly run it down Islim's chest, 

splitting it open as you do so. With an expert touch, you rip apart his innards, 

causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying the spectacle of Islim writhing 

and screaming in agony, you rip out his sternum and drive it through his splayed body,

 pinning him to the ground to die.

You have slain Islim.

23:13:06 (Party): You say, "ISLIM has been slain by my hand."

23:13:07 (Party): You say, "There is no such thing as -just- killing."

23:13:14 (Party): You say, "Well, maybe there is."

Kresslack

That was my great-grandson (I think), you dick!

Edit:

This only reaffirms it:

Islim, Zaikousei of the Hold (male Human).

He is 19 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Phaestian, 619 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1784th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Citizen in Cyrene.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

His motto: 'Be a man! Grow a beard!'