Memorable quotes

Cynlael

Can't understand why it would be a FORMER Mhaldorian...

Asmodron

Cynlael said:

Can't understand why it would be a FORMER Mhaldorian...

Hugged in public.

Kresslack

The description is a pretty good indication of why it would be a former Mhaldorian, I would say.

Nakari

- 2013/10/28 19:56:40 - Jovolo says, "Seeking a Magi tutor."

- 2013/10/28 20:42:24 - Jovolo says, "Seeking a Chivalry tutor."

I know he's got a reputation for changing class a lot, but really?

Trevize

Nakari said:

- 2013/10/28 19:56:40 - Jovolo says, "Seeking a Magi tutor."

- 2013/10/28 20:42:24 - Jovolo says, "Seeking a Chivalry tutor."

I know he's got a reputation for changing class a lot, but really?

Someone tell him that he should wait until we get autoclass to try to test it?

Cynlael

@Kresslack - Whoosh.

Kresslack

It's not that your point was over my head, it was your poor use of sarcasm that prompted my response.

Santar

Earionduil flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that 

flare with power.

An ebony pegasus enters from the ether, his muscular body partially hidden in 

the shadows.

A towering, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion skitters in from the ether in 

search of prey.

4400h, 4400m, 21400e, 21400w cexkdb-03:43:26:468

Earionduil removes a pair of eagle's wings.

You feel yourself drawn through a dense mist towards your ship.

Ship bow.

*dform, gare back, duanathar, he's gone*

You tell Devoto Earionduil Moliuvia, "Come to clouds."

Earionduil flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that 

flare with power.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30074w cexkdb-03:44:47:776

Earionduil removes a pair of eagle's wings.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30074w cexkdb-

On the clouds (indoors).

You are high above the Sapience mainland with a view that is nothing short of 

outstanding. Below you are scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon 

wheeling and banking in pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves 

comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. Stretching its wings in an 

impressive display is an ebony pegasus, its dark coat absorbing the surrounding 

light. Large arcs of electricity dance around a colossal lightning dragon. 

Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some 

movement in the distance.  Devoto Earionduil Moliuvia is here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30074w cexkdb-03:44:49:746

"What?" Earionduil demands to know of you.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30086w cexkdb-03:44:51:973

You say, "Want to kill your scorpion."

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30110w cexkdb-03:44:59:306

On the clouds (indoors).

You are high above the Sapience mainland with a view that is nothing short of 

outstanding. Below you are scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon 

wheeling and banking in pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves 

comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. Stretching its wings in an 

impressive display is an ebony pegasus, its dark coat absorbing the surrounding 

light. Large arcs of electricity dance around a colossal lightning dragon. 

Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some 

movement in the distance.  Devoto Earionduil Moliuvia is here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30110w cexkdb-03:44:59:625

Earionduil takes a drink from a stygian vial.

6920h, 6270m, 34000e, 30110w cexkdb-03:45:00:115

Earionduil raises a platinum whistle to his lips and blows a stream of air 

through the narrow end. Three resonant notes linger briefly on the air before 

dispersing in all directions.

A giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion fades into view, looking bewildered.

An ebony pegasus fades into view, looking bewildered.

6920h, 6270m, 33970e, 30080w cexkdb-03:45:02:196

You hold no "sovereigns".

6920h, 6270m, 33970e, 30092w cexkdb-03:45:02:311

Target: scorpion

You nod your head emphatically.

6920h, 6270m, 33990e, 30092w cexkdb-03:45:04:815

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Rebounding Stripped!-

You rip into a giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion with your massive, deadly 

claws.

An ebony pegasus springs to a giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion's defence.

6920h, 6270m, 33950e, 30092w cekdb-03:45:05:168

You take a long drag off your pipe.

6920h, 6270m, 33950e, 30092w cekdb-Puffs left = 803:45:05:337

A giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion shoots both pincers forward in a 

double attack, plunging their razor-sharp points deep into you.

UnknownFocus Gained!+

You are confused as to the effects of the venom.

6920h, 6270m, 33950e, 30104w cekdb-03:45:06:109

You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies.

Anorexia Cured!-

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30029w cekdb-03:45:06:241(-250)

------------------------BALANCE------------------------

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30029w cexkdb-03:45:08:136

You rip into a giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion with your massive, deadly 

claws.

The huge scorpion's battered body turns ghostly and sinks into the ground.

You have slain a giant, double-tailed, obsidian scorpion, retrieving the corpse.

6920h, 6020m, 33910e, 30029w cekdb-03:45:08:147

Your mind is able to focus once again.

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30029w cekdb-03:45:08:763

On the clouds (indoors).

You are high above the Sapience mainland with a view that is nothing short of 

outstanding. Below you are scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon 

wheeling and banking in pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves 

comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. There are 2 ebony pegasi here. 

Large arcs of electricity dance around a colossal lightning dragon. Standing 

still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement 

in the distance.  Devoto Earionduil Moliuvia is here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30029w cekdb-03:45:09:250

You say, "Thanks."

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cekdb-03:45:10:968

------------------------BALANCE------------------------

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cexkdb-03:45:11:212

You are:

an insomniac.

blind.

deaf.

extremely oily.

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cxkdb-03:45:11:317

You take a long drag off your pipe.

Slickness Cured!-

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cxkdb-03:45:11:417

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cexkdb-03:45:12:058

You are:

an insomniac.

blind.

deaf.

6920h, 6020m, 33930e, 30041w cxkdb-03:45:12:581

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30041w cexkdb-03:45:13:309

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30041w cexkdb-03:45:13:833

Earionduil nods his head emphatically.

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30053w cexkdb-03:45:14:444

Earionduil leaves to the down.

Tossing his head proudly, an ebony pegasus leaves to the down.

6920h, 6020m, 33950e, 30053w cexkdb-

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out 

the presence of Earionduil.

Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Earionduil is 

in Mhaldor.

Ok like, I know I'm usually a pretty charming and convincing guy, but he put out faster than a high school slut on her prom night.

???

Kresslack

I got a chuckle out of this:

2013/10/29 02:36:33 - Nizaris citizened Desirae.

2013/10/29 03:32:58 - Nizaris kicked out Desirae.

honours desirae

Desirae (female Rajamala).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Mayan, 620 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Her motto: 'The Archbishop is a BIG LIAR.' 

Katzchen

From the bad, comes... well the highly amusing.


(Maldaathi): Vadimuses says, "Slute."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "The High Lord is slightly incpcitted becuse his A key is ded."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Rofl."

(Whiners Anonymous): Arditi says, "Time to piss off Vadi because he can't target me."

(Maldaathi): You say, "Hail, High Lord."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "He spilt ornge juice on it this morning nd thought wshing our with tp wter with electrolytes would do it."

(Whiners Anonymous): Nizaris says, "Caught you. You couldn't have hit A without it."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "I totlly cn trget Arditi."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "I hve n onscreen keybord up just for you."

(Whiners Anonymous): Arditi says, "Electrolytes? Aren't those what plants crave?"

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Just for the benefit of all."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "(Maldaathi): Vadimuses says, "Slute.""

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Nd wht te wy the electronics insted of the cid."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Salute? I don't even know what you were trying to say there."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Yeh, slute, to Kresslck in the room."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Somehow it went to HT."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Okay, so double fail?"

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Pprently."

(Whiners Anonymous): Arditi says, "He's talking about Khalaz, obviously. He's such a slute."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Hh."

(Whiners Anonymous): Khalaz says, "All the (redacted) love me."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Tht ws haha."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "I'll retire to red news nd logs on my phone insted."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Probably a good plan."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "You just missed Xeno."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "He seemed to want to talk to you."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "You could have had a wonderful conversation lacking a's."

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Quite."

(Whiners Anonymous): Arditi says, "Approximately 94% as intelligible as NORMAL Xeno conversations!"

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Pretty much."

Alcinae

Yiwen says, "Hi there."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Yiwen in."

You say in Mhaldorian, "Hello."

You begin to speak Achaean (with perfect fluency).

Yiwen rattles: Shh.

Yiwen rattles: Don't tell anyone I'm here.

Yiwen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body.

(Mhaldor): Kresslack says, "Fortress."

[south - Yang (1)]

Yang charges in, sword flashing at the ready.

Yiwen writhes and screams as Yang skewers him upon his cruel blade.

[here - Yang (1)]

You rattle: I know.

Dunn

People always ask me what it's like to raid Cyrene.

(Party): Jhui says, "TARGET Kardal."

0h, 6426m, 21178e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Lady Ariettie Jinx, Voice of Neraeos yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6426m, 21178e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "Kardal WEBBED."

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "TARGET Melodie."

0h, 6426m, 21198e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "Melodie TRUENAMED!"

0h, 6426m, 21198e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Aedilex Pharos, Lisbethae Etienne Le'Murzen-Sparrow yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6426m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.

0h, 6276m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P) (-150m)c

Rexak Ravenwind, Supplicant of the Hammer yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6276m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Aedilex Pharos, Lisbethae Etienne Le'Murzen-Sparrow yells, "Help! Help!"

About that.

Tesha

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Bouff follows you northeast.

Anedhel follows you northeast.

Jarrus follows you northeast.

Aelios follows you northeast.

In a rose garden.

Mephaos Vorondil is riding on a blood steed. He wields an ornate 

steel rapier in each hand. The Green Dragon Alrena's imposing form looms. Blackthorn 

General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature is riding on an iron-clad black bear. He wields 

Thoth's fang in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of the 

Sentinels of Nature in his right.

You see exits leading south and southwest.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbk 39- 13:49:35.681 

A fairy Knight of Sidhe swivels his weapon quickly and slams the edge of it into Mephaos's 

solar plexus.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbkh 39- 13:49:36.016 

Mephaos whips an ornate steel rapier through the air in front of a fairy Knight of Sidhe, 

to no effect.

Mephaos viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into a fairy Knight of Sidhe.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbkh 39- 13:49:36.281 

Mephaos takes a drink from an oaken vial.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbkh 39- 13:49:36.291 

Aelios viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into a fairy Knight of Sidhe.

Aelios viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into a fairy Knight of Sidhe.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbkh 39- 13:49:36.305 

Rangor viciously jabs Thoth's fang into a fairy Knight of Sidhe.

Rangor has scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!

The loud screech of metal whines through the air as a fairy Knight of Sidhe tips over with 

a "thud".

A fairy Knight of Sidhe has been slain by Rangor.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

dofree get gold

(svo): Added 'get gold' to the dofree queue.

5448h, 4257m, 25912e, 21652w excdbkh 39- 13:49:36.550 

You pick up some gold sovereigns.

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "That's my gold girl."

Rangor lays a trap to the south.

Rangor lays a trap to the southwest.

Alrena says with a gentle Tsol'aa accent, "Duel over it?"

"What?" you ask curiously.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "See how far you can get."

You give 211 gold sovereigns to Rangor.

You say to Rangor in a demure voice, "If we fight, I would hate for it to be over something so petty."

Mephaos leaves, following Rangor.

A small copper falcon flies away.

Alrena leaves, following Rangor.

Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, prowls out to the southwest, moving like a jaguar.

You spring a trap!! A loop of rope entwines around you, pulling you off your feet and looping around your neck.

Blackthorn General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature yells, "Watch the traps!"

You yell, "Unenemy me or I am pietying everywhere!"

Blackthorn General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature yells, "Okok!"

Made me laugh so hard. The threat of piety solves so much.

Before threat of piety:   After threat of piety: 

Melodie

Dunn said:

People always ask me what it's like to raid Cyrene.

(Party): Jhui says, "TARGET Kardal."

0h, 6426m, 21178e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Lady Ariettie Jinx, Voice of Neraeos yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6426m, 21178e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "Kardal WEBBED."

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".

0h, 6426m, 21188e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "TARGET Melodie."

0h, 6426m, 21198e, 26972w ex-(P)c

(Party): Hirst says, "Melodie TRUENAMED!"

0h, 6426m, 21198e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Aedilex Pharos, Lisbethae Etienne Le'Murzen-Sparrow yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6426m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.

0h, 6276m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P) (-150m)c

Rexak Ravenwind, Supplicant of the Hammer yells, "Help! Help!"

0h, 6276m, 21200e, 26972w ex-(P)c

Aedilex Pharos, Lisbethae Etienne Le'Murzen-Sparrow yells, "Help! Help!"

About that.

I only call guards if there's five or more, assuming I don't derp and walk into you all by myself.

More fun to beckon and slam into you with a mace!

Dunn

Welcome back, Coops.

Mind blown.

(The Warriors of Sapience): Penwize says, "...I just saw that screenshot, I 

thought you were bullshitting. How are you 104 with only 18k kills? That's like .

.. wat?"

(The Warriors of Sapience): Penwize says, "Am genuinely impressed."   <<<RECOGNIZED BY THE BASHING KING HIMSELF.

(The Warriors of Sapience): Jhui says, "That really is impressive."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cooper says, "That's pretty impressive though." << Holding onto this one for future.

Appearance by @Kyrra

Triak

Better @Kyrra appearance.

Kresslack

Over four-thousand player kills might explain it?

Dunn

I got 99 when i was at ~2.8k-3k player kills.

(Last Feb)

Penwize

To put that into perspective, here's mine at 134:



@Dunn is either some sort of questing wizard, or he has some absolutely mighty following under his belt.  Getting to 104 on just 18k kills is a feat in itself.

Santar

Never posted a truthful STAT STAT of myself before, so eat it up boys.

+-Statistics------------------------------------------------------------------+

| Adventurer Kills        Denizen Kills           Your Deaths                 |

|   Slain    : 6185         Slain    : 128880       To Adventurers : 1723     |

|   Levels   : 462647       Levels   : 9700833      To Denizens    : 561      |

|   Avg Level: 74           Avg Level: 75           To Misadventure: 137      |

|                                                                             |

| Infamy     : not known for acts of infamy                                   |

| Credibility: is an extremely credible character                             |

|                                                                             |

| Events and Games Won                                                        |

|   Arena Duels: 142        Party Duels : 44        FFAs      : 4             |

|   Rampages   : 14         KOTHs       : 1         CvAs      : 0             |

|   TOTFs      : 0          Royal Guards: 0         Freeze Tag: 1             |

|   Frog Baits : 0          Jousts      : 3         Chess     : 15            |

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| Level  : 105 (52.4%) "1st Heir to Ashaxei's Legacy"     

Not sure how the 18k thing is possible with that amount of adventurer kills.

Kresslack

Have to also consider other things that give experience, such as destroying rooms in a sanctioned raid and divine favours.

Cynlael

And the fact he has less deaths.

Eld

Cynlael said:

And the fact he has less deaths.

Not enough to make that big a difference, and absolute number doesn't mean much, since it doesn't distinguish how many were bursts, in city, etc.

Santar

mog counts as death on stat stats

Kyrra

Dunn said:

Welcome back, Coops.

Mind blown.

(The Warriors of Sapience): Penwize says, "...I just saw that screenshot, I 

thought you were bullshitting. How are you 104 with only 18k kills? That's like .

.. wat?"

(The Warriors of Sapience): Penwize says, "Am genuinely impressed."   <<<RECOGNIZED BY THE BASHING KING HIMSELF.

(The Warriors of Sapience): Jhui says, "That really is impressive."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cooper says, "That's pretty impressive though." << Holding onto this one for future.

Appearance by @Kyrra

So thankful it was that message and not the one before it that got screenshotted.

Cynlael

@Mishgul Post your stat stats pls.

Mishgul

Like 1 kill and 9 million deaths

Dunn

Nice stat stats if that's real, Santa.

*Before we go Poergh up in here, not accusing AT ALL. Those are sick.

Katzchen

Dunn said:

Nice stat stats if that's real, Santa.

*Before we go Poergh up in here, not accusing AT ALL. Those are sick.

Santar Claus uses his earring chain sleigh to be all over the world, killing everything at once.

Santar

Dunn said:

Nice stat stats if that's real, Santa.

*Before we go Poergh up in here, not accusing AT ALL. Those are sick.

I still tease Poergh on skype to this day about busting him on his stat stats.