Memorable quotes

Jarrod

That's just a simile right? Silas hasn't actually seen how we pass time on battlements right?

Seftin

I apologised for that already I just wanted to be friends

Tesha

[-(

Santar

Jarrod said:

Whatever helps you issue, I guess. You know what doesn't matter though? Random people without power asking you to join Ashtan. You never got a serious offer to join Ashtan because nobody who can make that kind of decision wants you in Ashtan. Obvious by posts here, and by any conversation you could hear in game. Talking yourself up is fine, pretending you can just join because 'someone' asked you to is stupidity.

Obviously none of you like me now. I'm fighting for Targossas and you all want to troll and flame me for that. This was 6 months ago.

Flaming aside, I'll real talk for a minute:

I had just came back from dormancy as a rogue about 6 months ago, and it was pretty obvious that the atmosphere of the game has changed so severely, that there's just nothing for a rogue to do in Achaea anymore. I realized this, as well as other people told me this. Some Ashtani used this as an angle to try to recruit me, but like I said, I didn't want to join Ashtan. I got along with most Ashtani at this point, but joining an overpowered city just ain't my thing. I chose to side with Targossas. 

If you want to keep trolling and flaming, go ahead, but would rather just play the game like sensible individuals.

Kinilan

Pointing out a false statement isn't trolling.

Trolling would be saying: "Oh of course it's easy for you to join Ashtan. Just as easy at is is for you to join Targossas."

Triak

It is pretty simply guys.

Santy joined Mhaldor and gets kicked out for sending his Meow(tm) tells.

Santy quasi joins Targossas and gets cookies for sending his Meow(tm) tells.

Dunn

Yeahhh.

Jarrod

Santar said:

If you want to keep trolling and flaming, go ahead, but would rather just play the game like sensible individuals.

Based on tells I've seen you send to a variety of people, this is probably the funniest thing I've read today.

Tesha

(oops! empty post. Basically arguing in quotes is silly.)

Saibel

These are memorable posts.

Kinilan

Message #1166       Sent by Saibel
9/12/1:45 Meanie.

Santar

Triak said:

It is pretty simply guys.

Santy joined Mhaldor and gets kicked out for sending his Meow(tm) tells.

Santy quasi joins Targossas and gets cookies for sending his Meow(tm) tells.

You tell Sothantos, "Meow."

Sothantos tells you, "No."

Sothantos is a jerk.

Melodie

In an effort to re-rail this thread that has gone off into Bad Places(tm) and thus makes Phaestus/Scarlatti/Ourania/Aurora/potentially other admin sad, a quote from a few days ago when I was quietly sitting on my ship while writing:

(The Midnight Crew): Xer says, "Aww."

(Market): Mycen says, "Looking for blue scale/bone talismans. Tells if interested."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "Cookies and fairy dust tee hee."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "I'm not playing Achaea: Dreams of Ponies. ."

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  Sarapis is trying to get your attention. (2013/09/10 22:46)

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**BEEP**

**BEEP**

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Eep."

The Divine voice of Someone Powerful echoes in your head, "Sorry about that!"

You sent the following message to Sarapis:

You scared me, haha! What was that?

You just received message #5678 from Sarapis.

Message #5678       Sent by Sarapis

9/10/22:47 Heh, an ooc way to get the attention of someone, meant to be used only on gods. I used it on 'me' and it went to you.

My first reaction was OH GOD WHAT DID I DO NOW?! :-SS

Santar

I had the opposite happen the other day. I used veilglance me trying to veilglance Melodie, and it veilglanced myself.

Dolomar

Brb, rolling Selfomar.

Jovolo

Ahhh, this is more like it. Nostalgic flash backs to the old, pure forumz :')

Santar

What I keep trying to understand is how Jovolo keeps trying to reference back to the "good ol days" when he's like 16 years old.

Were you playing Achaea when you were like 9? :P

Edit: Added a face to convey tone.

Jovolo

I'm 18. And I wad 11. Yes!

Silas

This is nothing like the old forums. Just a lot of pointless wank.

Wait a minute...

Kresslack

Triak said:

Actually, if you look historically Ashtan has been much more strict about unenemying and inducting people than both Mhaldor and Shallam.  The whole RP device of religious conversion has worked quite well for them picking up big time enemies.

-cough-Sothantos-cough-

Mannimar

Dunn said:

Yeahhh.

I... I listened all the way through... dear god, what have I done to myself.

Fitz

Totally my new bashing music.

Kyrra

All I got from the last two pages of this thread was naked oil wrestling on the battlements. :x

Wynedere

Great minds think alike, @Kyrra. 

Dunn

Kyrra said:

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Jonathin

Wynedere said:

Great minds think alike, @Kyrra. 

You think about wood all day every day?

Wysteria

I log in. 15 seconds I see is just this:

Sentinel Raven Baatti Rousseau, Oaken Hand has broken Bonko's spine with a backbreaker,
slaying him.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Orchist dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Grand Hierarch, Qwindor
Rousseau.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Simoln Mercadia.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Minister Kaitali Lucoster,
Shadowed Moonbow.
Orchist dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Hirst dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov, of
the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Jhui Ta'sa.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Simoln Mercadia.
Sybilla dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Carbine dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Minister Kaitali Lucoster,
Shadowed Moonbow.
Jacen dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov, of
the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Malorn dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Xadzia dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Aoghinius dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
 of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Jinsun dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov,
of the Black Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris has bled out, slain by the might of Wynedere.
Kinilan has bled out, slain by the might of Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov, of the Black
Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Reonna has bled out, slain by the might of Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov, of the Black
Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Athrax has bled out, slain by the might of Archbishop Nizaris Xanatov, of the Black
Cathedral.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Nizaris dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Grand Hierarch, Qwindor
Rousseau.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Khalaz has bled out, slain by the might of High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses falls to Lianca Bravi'os, Occult Taskmaster, his body seared to a crisp by
electric energy.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Shepherdess of the Stars,
Verily Ravensong.
Khalaz has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Grand Hierarch, Qwindor
Rousseau.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Shepherdess of the Stars,
Verily Ravensong.
Xadzia has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Eld has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Kinilan has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Wynedere.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Simoln Mercadia.
Carbine dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by High Lord Vadimuses Xanatov.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Vadimuses dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Simoln Mercadia.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Khalaz dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Shadow Matrix Jarrod Lucoster,
 Explorer of the Mind.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Khalaz dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Simoln Mercadia.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Khalaz has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Shepherdess of the Stars, Verily
Ravensong.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Mycen has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Taraus Bravi'os, Gypsy Captain.
21 Scarlatan H: 5230 (100%), M: 3700 (100%) W: 99% 46% Wolf
Mycen has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Taraus Bravi'os, Gypsy Captain.

Wynedere

Akia says to a hooded alchemist in green and silver robes in a soft and malicious voice, "You do what the hell we tell you."

Carmell

 

A huge *CRASH* and a rising cloud of smoke signal the destruction of the icon of the Blood Congregation house.

 

 

 

Looks like payback.

Saibel

Kinilan tells you, "Can't let North Korea keep their nukes."

;;)