Memorable quotes

Phraag

(Hnt)You say, "I'm on Polyagros and these leper children are giving me sad feelings."

(Hnt)Sazofi says, "Don't give in to your feels. No one makes you feel your own feels."

Antidas

L-)

Kaevan

Santar said:

5345h, 4175m, 26125e, 20533w cexkdb-04:06:34:832(-45)

You conjure up your illusion.

5345h, 4150m, 26125e, 20528w cxkdb-04:06:35:584(-25)

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

5345h, 4150m, 26110e, 20540w cexkdb-04:06:36:388

A great weight seems to have been lifted from Sothantos.

5345h, 4150m, 26110e, 20540w cexkdb-04:06:38:740

Sothantos takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.

5345h, 4150m, 26110e, 20540w cexkdb-04:06:39:033

You conjure up your illusion.

5345h, 4125m, 26125e, 20535w cxkdb-04:06:39:404(-25)

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

5345h, 4110m, 26125e, 20547w cexkdb-04:06:40:165(-15)

Achilles peers about himself unscrupulously.

5345h, 4110m, 26125e, 20547w cexkdb-04:06:42:488

Carmell moves her huge bulk to the down with surprising grace.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Carmell has entered At the base of the 

Targossian barracks nearby.

5345h, 4110m, 26125e, 20547w cexkdb-04:06:42:783

Antidas leaves to the down.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Antidas has entered At the base of the 

Targossian barracks nearby.

5345h, 4110m, 26125e, 20547w cexkdb-04:06:43:486

Achilles leaves to the down.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Achilles has entered At the base of the 

Targossian barracks nearby.

5345h, 4095m, 26125e, 20559w cexkdb-04:06:45:221(-15)

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Guess what my illusions were.

Mind radiance from a city enemy? 

Santar

Nah. I illusioned Sothantos beheading them. Message 1, then 2. Surprisingly, all 3 of them made it out before the 10 seconds expired. Though two other people just stood in the room without doing anything. Can't figure out if they're ahead of or behind the curve.

Wynedere

We were too smart to fall for your puny illusions!

Antonius

@Santar If they'd thought about it Sothantos applying mass between the two messages is a pretty good giveaway that it's fake.

Synbios

Unless the applying mass was instead the illusion...

Antidas

Synbios said:

Unless the applying mass was instead the illusion...

@Dumah and I used to do this back in the day lol, so I never assume. He'd walk in and put up deliverance, and then I'd evade in and illusion him doing something and then evade back out. And then we'd watch deathsight light up

Melodie

So lately, Mel has taken a pair of twins, @Saeva and @Cidusii, under her wings (hur, that's ironic now) and has been teaching them this and that. She decided to take them to buy some lottery tickets, and we ran into Hasar running around causing trouble. When Santar popped up to start attacking him, we made a dash for it. Then eventually they want to see my ship, so I start taking them there, when suddenly:

You leave the wilderness.

Cidusii follows you wilderness.

Saeva follows you wilderness.

The harbour of Tasur'ke.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. The eternal roar of the mighty ocean wreathes this elaborate marble shrine, a vivid testimony to the grace and power of He who is Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea. Sweat glistens on the bare chest of a brawny dockhand. A nebulous water weird is here. The following ships are docked here: 2 Thalassian seastriders and 27 Windcutters. You may BOARD a docked ship or enter the wilderness map from here. 

You see a single exit leading west.

@Kaevan peers at you unscrupulously.      <--- Where did you come from? Damn lack of lifevision.

Cidusii ponders the situation.

Initiate of Earth, Saeva Talyr says with a subtle Cyrenian accent, "Ooh how special!"      <--- Crap I have novices with me.

You peer at Kaevan unscrupulously.

Kaevan Lichlord asks you, "Ducklings?"   <--- Do these look like CIJ novices to you?!

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Mhaldorians are popping out of the snow this month."

Saeva quacks like a duck.

Cidusii quacks like a duck.    <---- ... wat.

Kaevan nods his head emphatically.

You clear your throat.

Kaevan Lichlord says, "Well done. You have earned a reprive from death, ducklings. You are entertaining."   <---- Oh well, if its like that...

"Woot!" Saeva shouts excitedly.

"Woot!" Cidusii shouts excitedly.

Cidusii swings his arm up and high fives Saeva enthusiastically.

Saeva swings her arm up and high fives Cidusii enthusiastically.

Saeva laughs with a bright smile.

You have emoted: Melodie hides a smile behind her hand.

Kaevan Lichlord says to you, "It seems you have your hands full. The fact that I find them entertaining means I shall leave you be for the time being. Murdering Cyrenians is not on today's to-do list."    <---- Oh ho, have plans for me, do you? Come at me later, bro.

Kaevan inclines his head politely at you.

Initiate of Earth, Saeva Talyr says to Kaevan with a subtle Cyrenian accent, "Thank you for the reprival!"     <---- I have such polite novices.

Kaevan Lichlord says, "Good day."

You incline your head politely.

It seems my novices have good survival instincts.

Santar

I'm not convinced Kaevan could handle a tag team of novices.

Synbios

Went through some ambassador logs. Saw this:

2013/09/04 02:03:56 - Chugaesoek quit the city.

2013/09/04 02:04:47 - Carmell > Chugaesoek was a little freaked out that women would marry men and 

women would marry women.

Shortly after, he walked in and killed a novice then portaled out.

On clarification with Carmell, it was a freakout that men would marry men and women would marry women.

Trilliana

Synbios said:

Went through some ambassador logs. Saw this:

2013/09/04 02:03:56 - Chugaesoek quit the city.

2013/09/04 02:04:47 - Carmell > Chugaesoek was a little freaked out that women would marry men and 

women would marry women.

Shortly after, he walked in and killed a novice then portaled out.

On clarification with Carmell, it was a freakout that men would marry men and women would marry women.

Player Death
Chugaesoek was slain by Dragonknight.

Halos

Chugaesoek dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Auditor Arditi Nithilar, Eye of the 

Silver Arrow.

aw yiss

Saeva

@melodie
I think that was one of the most enjoyable ventures to date!

Best mentor ever!

Hasar

Lies I never cause trouble.

Dragonknight

Some back story on me killing Chuga-Osek--

So I see a Priest walking around Mhaldor. Follow it. It starts taking stuff from out chest. I kill it. It issues me. Then come back.

Issue #66552 has been filed regarding you. Please submit a reply as soon as possible. (See HELP ISSUES)

Chugaesoek spits in your face.

You say in Mhaldorian in a soft, raspy voice, "You are not welcome in Mhaldor."

You say in Mhaldorian in a soft, raspy voice, "Priest."

Chugaesoek says, "You are nothing but a gutless coward that probably still lives in his moms basement and has no job or gf you 40 yo lowlife that has to attack newbies that have learned no skills yet."

Chugaesoek bitchslaps you upside the head with his hand.

Chugaesoek says to you, "Pile of Sticks."

Chugaesoek slaps you on the cheek.

Chugaesoek says, "I slap you like the bitch you are. Have fun never having a life or gf loser."

Chugaesoek disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

(Deleted Issues to be safe.)

Tesha

Message @Tecton about him, or @Sarapis, or @Cardan. I think they will probably ip ban him. Obvious abusive troll is obvious and abusive (not even remotely amusing).

Dragonknight

Oh look, it's pretty good at the tutorial now.

(Mhaldor): Tehal says, "You guys are all pile of sticks. Get a life."

Arditi

Halos said:

Chugaesoek dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Auditor Arditi Nithilar, Eye of the 

Silver Arrow.

aw yiss

It was in Minia when I killed it.

Basically what I'm saying is that my bow is awesome.

Santar

nice troll signature

Already adblocked it.

Kyrra

I am so curious about this sig now. Can't see sigs when I forum on my phone

Santar

It's a blank screen with a mouse cursor running back and forth over it, designed to disorient you from your own mouse cursor.

Kyrra

Oh. Thanks Santar!

Strata

Yae said:

Message #19         Sent by Bonko
9/01/2:18 I'm not sure if she's an enemy, but Kaitali is roaming your village phased.

..he messages as he casually roams Eleusis. O__O

snitches get stitches, punk. XD

Tecton

Tesha said:

Message @Tecton about him, or @Sarapis, or @Cardan. I think they will probably ip ban him. Obvious abusive troll is obvious and abusive (not even remotely amusing).

Already done!

Synbios

Tecton said:

Tesha said:

Message @Tecton about him, or @Sarapis, or @Cardan. I think they will probably ip ban him. Obvious abusive troll is obvious and abusive (not even remotely amusing).

Already done!

Santar

I think that picture might be a little too racy for people that spend the majority of their time looking at text.

And we all know what happened the last time a female tried to show some skin in the player pics thread..

Cahin

Santar said:

It's a blank screen with a mouse cursor running back and forth over it, designed to disorient you from your own mouse cursor.

I like to chase it with my mouse cursor.

Carmell

Talking about Guy.

 

(Party): Achilles says, "You aren't just some guy anymore."

Kaden

Cahin said:

Santar said:

It's a blank screen with a mouse cursor running back and forth over it, designed to disorient you from your own mouse cursor.

I like to chase it with my mouse cursor.

I pretend my cursor is trying to be friendly but the other one won't give it the time of day.