Memorable quotes

Tesha

@Antidas used to do that to me, so I just stopped talking to him altogether. Joke's on him, he needs me for order progression.  :>

(I am kidding, but serpents suck.)

Halos

(Targossas): Tesha says, "Hunting trip, hmm?"

(Targossas): Tanaros says, "I need a ride to Meropis."

You tell Tanaros Tav'Elaon, "There is a land route to Meropis."

A burnished scimitar appears in the air above Tanaros, rotating slowly before shattering in a blinding fury of ivory and gold. The motes wink out of existence, carrying Tanaros with them.

(Targossas): Tesha says, "Meet up at--."

Tesha peers about herself unscrupulously.

Your angel replies sadly that she cannot find any trace of Tanaros.

Aurora is so cool.

Naisar

Halos said:

Tesha tells you, "Halos!"

Tesha tells you, "Can you um. Do things on the Endeavor? Like. Things?"

Tesha tells you, "Something about food."

Tesha tells you, "Haaaaaalos."

Tesha tells you, "Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos."

Tesha tells you, "Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos."

Tesha tells you, "Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos 

Halos Halos Halos."

A lone dog barks in the distance.

Tesha tells you, "Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos Halos."

You hear the sound of running feet behind you.

Arditi

Danger zone.

Chryenth

"A juvenile orc takes one look at Epicurus, Master of the Garden and runs off to the north."

Wait, what?

Kyrra

Chryenth said:

"A juvenile orc takes one look at Epicurus, Master of the Garden and runs off to the north."

Wait, what?

I wouldn't want to mess with him either.

Shunsui

For some reason that reminds me of this old quote:

(Ashtan): A little boy says, "Ahhh! Send help quick to Epicurus' Bedroom!'

Chryenth

The kids are scared of Epicurus.

And this guy is teaching novices, too.

Asmodron

Chryenth said:

The kids are scared of Epicurus.

And this guy is teaching novices, too.

Like the Ashtani orphanage wasnt bad enough!

Synbios

Proprietor: Nobody.

--------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)
steed114190 a blood steed 2 145000gp
bat159612 a dire bat 2 115000gp
(Songblessed; Empowered)
gargoyle205974 a stone gargoyle 2 125000gp
(Songblessed; Empowered)
|4318hp(87%)|3500mp(90%)|(97%)e|(99%)w,ex|cdbk-60.5%xp [none|stance:sanya|shin:] s-

Songblessed mounts. Buh?

REALIZATION: WHAT IF MOUNTS HAD TREMLOL.

Jemba

H:3654(100%),M:2607(99%[-20]),100%e,49%w,,,ex|cdbk t:none 47% xpr:1885 12:32:34.921

Your mental lock on some gold sovereigns is shattered as its mind rejects your psychic intrusion.

H:3654(100%),M:2511(95%[-96]),100%e,48%w,,,ex|cdbk t:none 47% xpr:1885 12:32:39.265

Damn gold has a mind of its own, no wonder I can't keep it in my pocket.

Asmodron

-sign in-

-Ah feels like a good day to get some work done-

--- The gates of Mhaldor --------- 0:-6:1 ---
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been
scrawled here. It reads, "Know ye that there is no truth greater than Evil." A runic totem is
planted solidly in the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the
regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a wooden
gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's
Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the laws of
Mhaldor etched upon its face. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
 An obsidian eye sigil is here. The broken fragments of a basalt altar litter the ground around the
massive form of a bloodsteel stalagmite. There are 5 knights of the Maldaathi here. Cracked rock
surrounds a sulphurous fissure recently rent in the stony earth.  A huge statue of the Scimitar of
Yen-Sorte stands here, thrusting skywards.
You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.

south

Before two towering mountains (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. An occupied iron gibbet,
suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A decaying corpse has been impaled
here upon a fifteen foot stake. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Standing still as a
statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. Miniature hands
clasped patiently, a diminutive homunculus stands here, its features bearing an uncanny resemblance
to Dragonknight. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a giant eagle searches the ground with
piercing eyes.
You see exits leading north, southwest, and up.
sw

Rocky fields (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. An occupied iron gibbet,
suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A pile of boots resembling broken
glass is here, menacing the feet of passersby. A tall, pale woman stands here, ancient evil glinting
in her undead eyes.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and southwest.

Belladona, Queen of Vampires gazes at you hypnotically, and your muscles stiffen in response. A
jewelled wrist flashes across your vision just before a slender fist makes contact with your throat.
1154h, 3466m, 13716e, 15162w cexkdb-04:43:10:163
sip health
(-1884)

Belladona, Queen of Vampires gazes at you hypnotically, and your muscles stiffen in response. A
jewelled wrist flashes across your vision just before a slender fist makes contact with your throat.
You have been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
A brilliant rainbow skink falls out of your inventory.



Oh...it's on.

Kyrra

I wish I had attacks that made muscles stiffen in response.

Belladona for Tyrannus?

Wysteria

Inappropriate.

Katzchen

@Kyrra you do. It's called feminine wiles.

Exelethril

Katzchen said:

@Kyrra you do. It's called feminine wiles.

Or use curare with your doubleslashes  :-?

Bonko

Password correct. Welcome to Achaea.

*** You have new messages ***

Message #13508      Sent by Mephaos

8/26/15:20 If I find out you are still in the Sylvan House estate after leaving the realms, I -will- 

issue you.

Katzchen

I'm guessing Prythe didn't own up to letting us in two days in a row?

Melodie

I feel awful for Eleusis. Stuff like that just shouldn't happen.

I'd personally oust any older, well-experienced member who let that happen not once, but twice, and by the same method.

Synbios

I am restraining myself from cursing, but issuing someone for breaking into a House Estate? I don't know whether I call it 'immature' or 'retarded'. I'll go with 'immatarded.' 

Oh, I am not exploding with rage because I just destroyed five other universes to vent my frustration at an inane habit that I thought that Achaea grew out of - being issue-happy. Congrats, Mephaos. I hope you can still sleep knowing that your your space-transport tycoon alter-ego just got a faceful of cosmic string anomaly before being spaghettified into oblivion along with the rest of Universe-343214891. 

Kyrra

Issues used to be threatening until Mephaos. Next people will be issued for breathing and using up oxygen.

Hasar

Everything is @Bonko 's fault. Everything.

Seldin

The issue threat wouldn't have been for breaking in, but for potentially logging off while still in the Estate so you can log back in at some other time and do more stuff.

Cynlael

I'm surprised Mephaos doesn't try to issue people for ganking him in underworld / anwynn..

I'd hope he doesn't anyway... He didn't when I did, atleast.

Sherazad

Synbios said:

I am restraining myself from cursing, but issuing someone for breaking into a House Estate? I don't know whether I call it 'immature' or 'retarded'. I'll go with 'immatarded.' 

Oh, I am not exploding with rage because I just destroyed five other universes to vent my frustration at an inane habit that I thought that Achaea grew out of - being issue-happy. Congrats, Mephaos. I hope you can still sleep knowing that your your space-transport tycoon alter-ego just got a faceful of cosmic string anomaly before being spaghettified into oblivion along with the rest of Universe-343214891. 

Given what it sounds like, that's a poor choice of made-up word.

Alrena

Melodie said:

I feel awful for Eleusis. Stuff like that just shouldn't happen. I'd personally oust any older, well-experienced member who let that happen not once, but twice, and by the same method.

Twice? That person only caused it once. Officially, we have no idea how Mhaldor got in the second time.

(Unofficially, we blame Bonko, as we always do when mysterious things happen)

Prythe

Prythe wasn't in the lands the second time Prythe wasn't even in a letter, as she was the first time. Prythe was playing in a charity (for Breast Cancer) poker tournament. Have all the fun you want at my expense, but lying to cover up hacking the game mechanics is stooping rather low.

Katzchen

Bonko was barely there... a monk got us in. So enough with the threats on him. I personally saw Prythe there in lyre mode, totally afk the first time, but didn't get there until later the second, but that's what I was told.

Synbios

Sherazad said:

Given what it sounds like, that's a poor choice of made-up word.

I am eldritch abomination - self-targeted insults are the norm for me. 

Unless you mean that "I'm a TARDIS".

Bonko

Home of the Administrators (indoors).

Muffling all sound, the air is unnaturally still, laden with untapped energies. The firmament is a 

monotone grey, with rolling mist that obscures vision beyond a dozen yards. The ground is solid 

enough, a roughly circular platform comprised of uneven, rocky terrain. Beyond lies an abrupt edge 

that drops off into the silent infinity of the void. Rising from the earth, two Corinthian columns 

stand as sentinels on this floating island. Towering over twenty feet tall, the ornate pillars are 

made of cold marble and engraved with intricate runes that pulse with a dazzling gold and silver 

light. A shimmering magical field connects the columns, and playing across its dazzling surface are 

scenes of mortal life, with all its attendant joys and sorrows. The scenes flicker by with great 

speed, making it impossible to pick out any detail.  Administrator Anytus is here, wreathed in 

divine fire.

There are no obvious exits.

You are transported by the power of the Divine.