Memorable quotes

Turoi

Seeing 'testicles' and 'skewer' in the same sentence always makes me wince.

And damn you, @Dontarion

Zemvai

You reach out with your withered finger and stroke Serach the Sentinel, who screams in agony as his 

flesh withers.

Serach the Sentinel's flesh has withered beyond tolerance and he collapses to the ground in a heap 

of decayed flesh.

You have slain Serach the Sentinel, retrieving the corpse.

A stag's horn tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

A stag's horn tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

Sartan's balls tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

o.O

Jiraishin

Zemvai said:

You reach out with your withered finger and stroke Serach the Sentinel, who screams in agony as his 

flesh withers.

Serach the Sentinel's flesh has withered beyond tolerance and he collapses to the ground in a heap 

of decayed flesh.

You have slain Serach the Sentinel, retrieving the corpse.

A stag's horn tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

A stag's horn tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

Sartan's balls tumbles out of the corpse of Serach the Sentinel.

o.O

If you didn't take the chance to check how much they weigh, I am going to be disappointed.

Mishgul

i am sad this got to the forums, now everyone will know I failed 

Verily

My favourite of the Great Hunt deathsights so far!

An intrepid Great Hunter is very slowly crushed under the wheels of a merchant caravan.

Ordruin, a troll leatherworker shouts, "Oops. Ordruin sorry."

Jiraishin

I missed another bazaar?

Berenene

Jiraishin said:

I missed another bazaar?

You may have, but Ordurin sure didn't.

Shunsui

You are holding:

      bundle471157        a bundle of thin twigs

Hmm, okay let's see how this works.

pull bundle

No cheating! Put down the bundle so everyone can see your hands when you draw.

You drop a bundle of thin twigs.

A gleam runs across the golden band holding the sticks together, inviting your participation.

You select a twig from the bundle on the ground and cross your fingers.

Hmm, guess I need more people, let's see...

You tell Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing, "Could I interest you in a game of twig pulling?"

Sothantos tells you, "No. I'm not interested in faggots."

Oh the irony.

Kazu

If anyone else wants an almost complete list of what was at the bazaar, feel free to send me a pm.

Xli

2013/06/22 02:00:19 - Negligence, an enemy of your organisation, has chosen to depart this mortal coil.

Carmell

Xli said:

2013/06/22 02:00:19 - Negligence, an enemy of your organisation, has chosen to depart this mortal coil.

let me guess he kicked a guard.

Echald

(Party): Sothantos says, "Come."
Antonius's eyes gleam with generosity.
Silas takes a drink from an emerald vial.
Sothantos dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Dreadborn Mycen Rousseau.
(Party): Sothantos says, "Don't come."

Kalvon

Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend.

Dunn

I'll take 'Famous last words from Tanris Rozzan' for 500, Alex.

Jarrod

I might not have always agreed with him that 'we got this', but that didn't mean I wasn't going to die for it.

Jiraishin

            1  On  Shaman
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:32:554
Jiraishi (female Atavian).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Glacian, 610 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
She is unranked in Achaea.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is not known for acts of infamy.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:56:853
You just received message #1151 from Vayne.
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:58:882
Serpent class members present and visible: Vanha, Jiraishi, Bwyd.

Silas

hahaha, was just coming here for that.

(Party): Sothantos says, "Mindnet: Jiraishi entered Island off the Northern Vashnars."

Made me smile out loud.

(@Jiraishin)

Jiraishin

Jiraishin said:

            1  On  Shaman
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:32:554
Jiraishi (female Atavian).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Glacian, 610 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
She is unranked in Achaea.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is not known for acts of infamy.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:56:853
You just received message #1151 from Vayne.
4210h, 4070m cexkb-12:48:58:882
Serpent class members present and visible: Vanha, Jiraishi, Bwyd.

should have gone troll, not atavian.
Also clearly Jiraishin has been a great inspiration to young Serpents, or possibly their mothers. Take that as you will.

Santar

I'm gonna go make a serpent alt and call it Jiraishinkick.

Jiraishin

Jiraishinquisition.

Vaehl

Jiraishindo?

Eld

Then you can all get together for a Jiraishindig.

Chryenth

I want to make a Way of Kings reference, but it'd just be Jiraishin. Because they're called the Shin, see.

I think, after that, I deserve a kick in the Jirai-shin.

Jiraishin

You could reference Jezrien instead.

Kaevan

- 2013/06/24 19:44:02 - Achilles's back has broken under convulsions caused by Kaevan Lichlord's voyria venom.

Every now and then, voyria arrows actually work. Made my day! 

Achilles

Kaevan said:

- 2013/06/24 19:44:02 - Achilles's back has broken under convulsions caused by Kaevan Lichlord's voyria venom.

Every now and then, voyria arrows actually work. Made my day! 

Found out priests can't heal voyria

Kalvon

Rite of Healing

Fool Tarot

Carmell

Kalvon said:

Rite of Healing

Fool Tarot

healing rite was up. obviously the tick didn't hit the voyria.

Antonius

Fool Tarot? Do we look like a city with any Jesters.

Sothantos

Antonius said:

Fool Tarot? Do we look like a city with any Jesters.