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  • You is wrong!!!

  • You're right, that is wrong. It's you-eh.
  • Here I was thinking that Wong is sitting on several levels of magazines, if you count one magazine's thickness as 'one level'.

  • Is quaff forceable?

  • Cahin said:
    Is quaff forceable?

    Someone tested it, said that quaff is not forceable.

  • Within a golden parlour.
    A pair of golden dice gleams upon a silver pedestal.
    You see exits leading northeast, east, and up.

    Luck's roulette room.
    A golden bell hangs here suspended by naught but air. Jania, the roulette dealer, stands here ready 
    to deal, a smirk upon her face. A golden roulette wheel lies here horizontally, tempting those with 
    a taste for risk.
    You see exits leading southeast and west.

    You get 91419 gold sovereigns from a wyrmskin pack.

    You bet 1000 sovereigns on green, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Jania, Luck's roulette dealer.

    Jania, Luck's roulette dealer says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins 
    to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    The ball finally settles down on 00.
    Jania, Luck's roulette dealer exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 17000 gold!" She 
    returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your winnings.

    (Flawless Victoly): You say, "Bahahahaha."
  • Synbios said:
    Cahin said:
    Is quaff forceable?

    Someone tested it, said that quaff is not forceable.
    Damn.

    Serpent combat 2.0

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    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • EldEld
    edited February 2013
    Wysteria said:
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    Morindar, if I'm not mistaken. Not the only place with a statue that can kill you.
  • I would like to thank everyone that disagreed with Tesha, and wish a pox upon the houses of everyone that agreed.
  • Tvistor said:
    I would like to thank everyone that disagreed with Tesha, and wish a pox upon the houses of everyone that agreed.
    This is just making me agree more.
  • @Eld: I walk around there a bit but never got attacked by one. Strange.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • What can I say, I love almost everything @Tvistor says on the forums. Call it achaea confessions
  • Synbios said:

    You quickly devour a delectable heart-shaped chocolate.
    You feel your muscles suddenly expand and strengthen.

    This is great - chocolate is now my spinach.

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    And you wished these chocolates were that cheap
  • Arlanda said:
    And you wished these chocolates were that cheap

    Well, someone gave them to me, and there ain't nothing cheaper than free.

    Other hilarities.

    Decided to quaff a full goblet of fairy nectar. Went from sober to:

    You are half way dead from drink: an amusing way to kill oneself.

    Damn, that's some potent stuff. Tanked the poisoning, saw the next message:

    You are thinking that mother was right about drinking after all.

  • Flag that shit for a typo fix. 'Mother' used as a proper noun should be capitalized; 'your mother' would be correct also.
  • edited February 2013
    Sarapis for finally fixing the name of this thread to not make his eyeballs bleed when he sees it.
  • YOU MONSTER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
  • I've taken the lipstick off the pig and given it plastic surgery instead.
  • I have nothing to say to the horror that is that metaphor.
  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    Aisling said:
    Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 90. You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Rank of the Infinite.

    Finally...!
    You're welcome, @Aisling.
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  • Oh god.

    QQing forums, bye.
  • Should at least capitalize the title if you're going to bother changing it. 

    Old title was better. :(
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  • Angst has been slain by the might of a cowled initiate.

  • Kaevan said:

    In all honesty, this is what stuck out in that paragraph to me upon the first scan: Quietly munching from a feed bag, a stocky gypsy's pony stands here.

    Was looking for something else and found this:

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