Memorable quotes

Iphis · February 2013

Blujixapug said:

Iphis said:

Hayte said:

<Bacon pic with cat deathstare>

Best way to cook bacon ever: in the oven

It's the easiest and "healthiest" way (pro tip: if you want healthy, don't eat bacon). But you can't get that properly crispy texture without pan frying. Trying to achieve it in the oven just gets you dried-out bacon.

I disagree with your statements. Naturally cured bacon (no nitrates) is pretty great for you to eat. Fatty, meaty, piggy greatness. Crispy (or burnt) bacon taste like crap and gets way too brittle. 8 strips of bacon, in the oven, turn it up to 350. After 20 min, perfect bacon. VS try to pan fry 3-4 pieces of bacon in a skillet (in it's own grease) making the first few floppy and soaked, and the next batch overcooked/brittle and crisp.

No thanks. Oven bacon FTW!

Chryenth · February 2013

Jiraishin said:

That was mean.

Yes, yes it was. Sorry.

Tasleus · February 2013

Aran'riod.

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Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "<3."

AWWWW

THANKS RANDOM PERSON

Idelisa · February 2013

Awwww. Look at @tvistor. From suffering to games in just a few days. So precious.

Vayne · February 2013

Wysteria said:

Seldin said:

You know someone has too much stuff when you APPRAISE them and see:

[Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (0% shown)]

That's me sometimes before my Icon runs. It's fun when you have 120 shards pre-compression on your hands and someone just goes, "No" and walks away, clearly not liking the 5 scroll long list of stuff.

That's nothing, it's the people with thousands or arrows or ship ammo that kill ya.

Melodie · February 2013

I really, really wanna get in on these Cabal games so I can compare them to UCF and get (and potentially give!) some tips. It also looks like you have it automated, which is interesting - we do all of ours completely manually.

Help a MoCA gal out!

Velyse · February 2013

UCF Protip: Always kill Voc first. Always.

Sothantos · February 2013

Proprietor: Merentesh.

--------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)

[Artefacts that enable new abilities]

earring326485 an earring of Sinope 3 800cr

[Artefacts that lend passive assistance]

earring145263 an aural earring 3 150cr

buy earring paired with (secretperson)

You pay 150 credits and receive an aural earring.

...

Triak · February 2013

Been there, done that.

Bonko · February 2013

Edit: After seeking counsel from my gif supporters, I have decided to retain my posting privileges.

Cooper · February 2013

5 minutes before that:

Sothantos tells you, "Have 100 cr I can borrow?"

6022h, 6022m, 25880e, 25880w cexkdb-

You transfer 100 credits to Sothantos.

Sigh.

Berenene · February 2013

It's really sad because it was meant to be a surprise for Cooper. They'd both got matching nipple piercings and wanted something special to wear together

(

Sothantos · February 2013

Daeir says in a muted voice, "I am legitimately concerned for your health sometimes, clown."
Tvistor nods his head at Daeir.
Dreadclown Bonko says, "Let me reincarnate into my true form."
Bonko prays to the spirit of Deucalion for a fresh chance at life, and is reincarnated into a troll.

Bonko · February 2013

Tasleus · February 2013

(Market): @Caladbolg says, "Has your wife angered you? Do you not believe in hitting women? Well good

news I do. Accepting Contracts today!"

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Caladbolg · February 2013

Tesha · February 2013

(Refugees of Shallam): You say, "Is anyone good at locating available that does not mind me bothering them?"

You have joined Kard's party.

(Party): You say, "Locate vayne."

(Party): You say, "Locate mycen."

(Party): You say, "Locate qwindor."

(Party): Kard says, "None on in the realms."

...

Qwindor arrives, following Vayne.

(Party): You say, "Target Vayne."

You say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Oh damnit @Bonko."

Bonko attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

GOOD JOB you made Tesha swear.

Sybilla · February 2013

Village Feeling

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Mingruk Village Hatred

Gnoll fortress Hatred

The Rhodestrian Settlement Suspicion

Burnsie snickers at you.

Durgoste, the blind squints suspiciously at you.

Durgoste, the blind peers at you unscrupulously.

Burnsie frowns at you.

Burnsie raises an eyebrow at you.

Durgoste, the blind gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

I'm starting to think he's faking it to claim text-benefits...

Bonko · February 2013

Tesha said:

(Refugees of Shallam): You say, "Is anyone good at locating available that does not mind me bothering them?"
You have joined Kard's party.
(Party): You say, "Locate vayne."
(Party): You say, "Locate mycen."
(Party): You say, "Locate qwindor."
(Party): Kard says, "None on in the realms."
...
Qwindor arrives, following Vayne.
(Party): You say, "Target Vayne."

You say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Oh damnit @Bonko."
Bonko attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

GOOD JOB you made Tesha swear.

@Tesha: Not as funny as the prism one you never posted.

Tvistor · February 2013

Guys, I think we broke the arena.

Seldin · February 2013

@Halos has been slain in The Matsuhama Arena by @Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing.

Halos has been slain in The Matsuhama Arena by Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing.

...etc

CALM DOWN

Tesha · February 2013

You missed like 47 more deaths. Sothantos wanted to try that strategy on me, but I was busy. So glad I was busy. So glad.

Tvistor · February 2013

It worked really well.

Sothantos · February 2013

That was the most hilariously bizarre thing I've ever encountered in Achaea.

I don't even know wtf that was.

Tvistor · February 2013

I took necromancy from Mhaldor, you see.

You sink your fangs into Halos, injecting just the proper amount of camus.

Halos screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

Halos stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.

You have slain Halos.

3957h, 3431m, 16624e, 15800w cexkdb-[Paused]17:42:07:046

3957h, 3431m, 16624e, 15800w cekdb-[Paused]17:42:07:049

As Sothantos draws Waning Mercies from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into Halos's chin.

As a great arc of crimson lifeblood leaves his body, you hear a terrible rattle escape Halos's

throat as he dies.

Halos has been slain by Sothantos.

3957h, 3431m, 16624e, 15800w cekdb-[Paused]17:42:07:379

Lashing out with a clenched fist, Sothantos aims a precise strike at Halos's sternum.

As the fluid force of the powerful blow radiates through his chest, Halos staggers backwards,

swaying unsteadily, before collapsing to the ground, dead.

Halos has been slain by Sothantos.

3957h, 3431m, 16624e, 15800w cekdb-[Paused]17:42:07:383

As Sothantos draws Waning Mercies from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into Halos's chin.

As a great arc of crimson lifeblood leaves his body, you hear a terrible rattle escape Halos's

throat as he dies.

Halos has been slain by Sothantos.

Halos · February 2013

Let's go again.

Tahquil · February 2013

It worked really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, well.

Halos · February 2013

Message #8616 Sent by Tvistor

2/14/9:26 // what on earth I don't even.

Message #8617 Sent by Carmell

2/14/9:36 Broken?

Message #8618 Sent by Muerdac

2/14/9:37 Did you break the arena or something.

Message #8619 Sent by Carmell

2/14/9:39 Naughty.

Message #8620 Sent by Prydwyn

2/14/9:39 Father, why are you trying to blind me with your many deaths?

Message #8621 Sent by Carmell

2/14/9:42 OMG.

Message #8622 Sent by Tanaar

2/14/9:42 Stoooooop.

Message #8623 Sent by Cynlael

2/14/9:42 STAHP.

:-t

)

Mishgul · February 2013

Haaaaaloos. God only knooooows. /foo fighters

Tvistor · February 2013

We were pretending to just be trying to get out of the arena, but Soth and I were just trying to see how fast we could pull the kills off.

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