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  • SilasSilas
    Sarapis said:
    Sarapis for finally fixing the name of this thread to not make his eyeballs bleed when he sees it.
    Was going to disagree, but when you put it like this:
    Sarapis said:
    I've taken the lipstick off the pig and given it plastic surgery instead.
    Hats off to you, sir. Well done.

  • SeldinSeldin
    Lala said:
    Had the best novice interview ever!

    You say with a light, purry accent, "Your beard is about as long as you are."
    You say with a light, purry accent, "Dwarves."
    The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
    Selind raises his voice and proclaims, "Aye!".
    The corners of Selind's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
    Selind tugs his beard for good measure.
    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "Our head Miner, his beard was amazing! He use to wrap it
    around his neck like a scarf."


    [a little while later in response to another question]


    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "Well, I had heard of the Sentinels, everyone had."
    The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
    The corners of Selind's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "Up on the Mountains you can see the lightning strike the
    forests."
    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "See the flames lick at the trees, and you can, if you're
    good with your eyes like us Dwarves, pick out the flames reflecting off armour and such."
    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "Would see droves of people flying through the air towards
    the fire, then watch as water would appear, clouds form and drop rain and such."
    Selind says with a thick Dwarven accent, "It fascinated me, a lot more than Gold and the likes."
    His name looks strangely like an anagram of mine.
  • TvistorTvistor
    edited February 2013
    nvm I like Bonko
  • BonkoBonko
    edited February 2013
    </3
  • BonkoBonko
    (Achaea Combat Council): Xenomorph says, "Just a quick note, T. Figured out a streamline idea for the City 
    banking code while trying to use it for several hours. A four story fall would be high enough to end 
    the horrible memories of the steps involved with withdrawing 500 gold. Instead, I remember a normal 
    code update would fix it. The old algorithm design we use now, which was coded by an."

    (Achaea Combat Council): Xenomorph says, "Employee's toddler that poured applesauce on the motherboard and 
    banged the keyboard with an elmo doll for a half hour, while the coder slept off the hangover in his 
    car, just needed a good ol' update. This time, if we use a coder with training, it will bring 
    "withdraw gold" to function as a single command as an option. Instead of the 23 step withdrawal 
    source that turn your banking experience to a winter vacation in Purgatory. Saving money aside, 
    "Cody" the janitor is not a substitute for "Coder." Also, the firing of a potato gun at a keyboard, 
    even with a 50% success rate, is projected to not work at all -like the night shift that curiously 
    never showed up."

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  • WysteriaWysteria
    edited February 2013
    I love that kid!

    Also:
    Artemis says, "Good guidance from Rangor is like cheese from a shark."
    :x

    Edit: stfu quotes
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • TvistorTvistor
    Selind's the flipping boooooomb.
  • CooperCooper
    Sarapis said:
    Yes you do. In your mind's eye you see an image of Cooper's naked, hairy legs.
    Five months until you get to see them in person. I'm still deciding what kind of outrageous costume is going to be worn.

  • TanaarTanaar
    Holy crap, Cooper
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Yeah, those chocolates. Pretty much got level 88 and 89 within 5 minutes.

    Wish every month was February.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • ValdenValden
    Delphinus said:
    Laila floats gently down from above.
    [Laila - here]
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    A ghostly apparition glides into view from the ether.
    [Saavant - here]
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    Acrolo floats gently down from above.
    [Acrolo - here]
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    Minxie floats gently down from above.
    [Minxie - here]
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    Lala comes streaking down from above, screaming all the while.
    [Lala - here]
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    Kaiya floats gently down from above.
    [Kaiya - here]
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    Alrena floats gently down from above.
    [Alrena - here]
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    Sowen floats gently down from above.
    [Sowen - here]

    Float, float, float, float, :((, float, float, float.
    And down here, you float too...
  • JhuiJhui
    how do you get these chocolates?  I didn't get any when I got credits for valentine's day
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  • ChryenthChryenth
    You need to buy 100cr.
    I am the description ninja.

  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    For every 100 credits, you get 1 pouch with 5 chocolates inside.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • NellaundraNellaundra
    I didn't even get 80 cause RL has been angry with me :(
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  • AradorArador
    Delphinus said:

    Laila floats gently down from above.
    [Laila - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    A ghostly apparition glides into view from the ether.
    [Saavant - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    Acrolo floats gently down from above.
    [Acrolo - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    Minxie floats gently down from above.
    [Minxie - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Lala comes streaking down from above, screaming all the while.
    [Lala - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Kaiya floats gently down from above.
    [Kaiya - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Alrena floats gently down from above.
    [Alrena - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Sowen floats gently down from above.
    [Sowen - here]

    Float, float, float, float, :((, float, float, float.

    We all float down here......

    Someone post a picture of It. Phone sucks.

  • LalaLala
    Delphinus said:
    Laila floats gently down from above.
    [Laila - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    A ghostly apparition glides into view from the ether.
    [Saavant - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    Acrolo floats gently down from above.
    [Acrolo - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:936)
    Minxie floats gently down from above.
    [Minxie - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Lala comes streaking down from above, screaming all the while.
    [Lala - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Kaiya floats gently down from above.
    [Kaiya - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Alrena floats gently down from above.
    [Alrena - here]
    5145h, 4228m, 22695e, 18600w cexkdb Vote-  (14:38:0:937)
    Sowen floats gently down from above.
    [Sowen - here]

    Float, float, float, float, :((, float, float, float.
    *pose* I always have to be the odd-duck!
  • TahquilTahquil
    Float on - Modest Mouse

  • AlcinaeAlcinae AFK
    Mannimar said:
    Perlanox says to you in a clear, deep voice, "Mannimar, this is Beavus."

    Beavus says, "Eheheheheh hello there eheheheheh." )I should kill you(

    Perlanox says to Beavus in a clear, deep voice, "Beavus, this is Mannimar."

    Perlanox says to Beavus in a clear, deep voice, "He should be able to help you."

    You say in Hashani, "I may be patient, but I don't know if I'm this patient."

    Beavus says, "Eheheheheh sweet."

    Perlanox says to you in a clear, deep voice, "Please?" )fiiine. One shot(

    Kybrae says in Hashani in a soft, graceful voice, "The moment it called me baby I wanted it dead."

    You say to Beavus, "I may be able to help you, but you need to refrain from that laughing. "

    You say to Perlanox, "We'll see."

    Beavus says, "Sure thing Mannimarrrr." )Why haven't I killed you yet?(

    Perlanox says to you in a clear, deep voice, "Thank you." )Oh yeah... I blame you(

    You say, "What is it you need?"

    Beavus says, "Shortsword, buckler, and some chainmail..."

    Perlanox says in a clear, deep voice, "He is classless, and wishes to be a warrior."

    Beavus says, "Oh yeah that^."

    You say, "You should consider becoming a Runewarden."

    Beavus says, "What's a Runewardeen?"

    You say, "They are the closest thing to a warrior in the Realms."

    Beavus says, "Hmmmm do I have any other choices?"

    You say, "Infernal and Paladin are the next choices."

    You say, "They are factionally Evil and Good respectively."

    Beavus says, "Any other classes?"

    You say, "Read over HELP CLASS LIST."

    Beavus says, "Ummmm does Alchemist allow me to make alcohol?"

    You say, "No."

    Beavus says, "I'll do it anyways." )oooh shit(

    Beavus says, "Nice."

    You say, "You will need to visit Certimene in Delos."

    You say, "You can reach him from PORTALS."

    Beavus says, "Kewl."

    Beavus disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods. )OHGODOHGODOHGOD(

    You forbid Certimene from inducting Newcomers into your House. )SAFE!(

    (House Newcomers): Beavus is a new cityless Alchemist.

    You tell Gnaeus Dawyn, Miscuri of War, "I'll send my pre-emptive condolences now just in- case Beavus approaches your house for induction."

    Gnaeus tells you, "Hm, can you give me more information on why that would be an issue?"

    Gnaeus tells you, "(Elementals): ** Beavus is a new member of this House. **."

    Gnaeus tells you, "... damnit."

    You tell Gnaeus Dawyn, Miscuri of War, "I am sooo sorry."

    You tell Gnaeus Dawyn, Miscuri of War, "The boy is a troll, and wore on my patience with that damned laughter of his."

    Gnaeus tells you, "Oh, there is the laugh... goddamnit."

    Gnaeus tells you, "He was kicked from your house?"

    You tell Gnaeus Dawyn, Miscuri of War, "No... he stood at Crossroads and simply annoyed me. Then he picked a class and I scurried to insure he would not come here, and tried to beat him to you."

    I am so sorry @Cyrene...

    Holy crap, that's what went down? I was only there for the end half of it, and (luckily) I didn't hear the laugh at  all. And I just realized the Beavis and Butthead reference...

    inb4 Botthud
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