Howdy, Stranger!
Categories
- 6.2K All Categories
- 3.1K Everything Achaea
- 1.5K North of Thera
- 26 Archives of the Terraformer
- 257 The Matsuhama Arena
- 885 The Golden Dais of Creation
- 299 The Scarlattan Theatre
- 149 The Blank Canvas
- 2K Getting Help
- 412 General Questions
- 258 Quick Class Questions
- 1.3K Tech Support
- 313 Client Help
- 486 Curing Systems and Scripts
- 841 Off-Topic
- 255 The Wander Inn
- 586 The Universal Membrane
- 298 Class Discussions
- 298 Individual Class Sections
- 20 Alchemist
- 9 Apostate
- 30 Blademaster
- 9 Depthswalker
- 14 Druid
- 4 Infernal
- 20 Jester
- 19 Magi
- 34 Monk
- 11 Occultist
- 8 Paladin
- 7 Priest
- 29 Runewarden
- 18 Sentinel
- 26 Serpent
- 20 Shaman
- 9 Sylvan
Comments
(House Newcomers): Refridgeratr is a new Bard of Ashtan.
Party right, party hard,
Sing and dance, perfect bard.
Prefarar loop, accentato whore,Buy a new rapier, get nerfed some more.
Edit: also guards
Party right, party hard,
Sing and dance, perfect bard.
Prefarar loop, accentato whore,Buy a new rapier, get nerfed some more.
(Legion of the Damned): Xenomorph says, "You are to disregard and move along."
Uh.. yes, Tyrannus?
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
Stories by Jurixe and Stories by Jurixe 2
Interested in joining a Discord about Achaean RP? Want to comment on RP topics or have RP questions? Check the Achaean RP Resource out here: https://discord.gg/Vbb9Zfs
Ugh, this is -just like- the media cutting a clip to take what I said out of context.
If you see the full version, I said something like, "I really hope the Refugees are ok, its been so long without a home now. Let us pray." Cain began to slowly beat a drum as our group prayed for rain to soak the freshly planted squash field that the diseased lawn gypsies mistakenly planted above a septic tank.
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
I'd feel more James Dean about my rebel ways here, but the daydreaming smile of fame and fortune are shortlived, as the shocking reality sets in..
Im on the internet. Nobody cares, and worse yet. I'm now stuck in jail
Tanaar Al'Jafri, Wanderer
= Sl Furl - hp 96%,Hl: 94%,CEnd 100%,Wd SE@5kts,Cr/Sp W@0,Sea Glassy
Immediately thought "Holy shit, I feel like a Mhaldorian."
Then I realized commscreen was still up from when I was afking
Real one's not much better...
The following members of the clan of Refugees of Shallam are in the realms:
Priestess of the Wilde, Noristae Snowhunter Derhen-Weltsdown
Sir Achilles, Knight of the Aarash Kheyr
Kohilo Vorondil-Crescent
Tanaar Al'Jafri, Wanderer
= Sl Furl - hp 95%,Hl: 93%,CEnd 100%,Wd SE@5kts,Cr/Sp W@0,Sea Glassy
And at least Achilles is probably afk in the saferoom.
I rest my case.
One thing you conformists don't understand, is that punishment and jailing are an illusion as to the real story. You get the disney version, while people like me, get brutally punished for making occasional oopsies.
Don't believe me? You heard it here first....
Screw up on forums and got warned? You are in for a surprise. Log into Achaea, you oddly find yourself tied in a chair. Standing over you with nary a witness to see or hear your screams, the grisly forms of Meletus and Lycon stand over you, the stench of plastic bottle booze and bottom shelf cigarettes wafting off them like rotting pork on a tin roof. Trust me people, they arent the smiling guys on the poster handing butterfly nets to new players. Thats what they make you believe when you first sign up.
Still don't believe me? How about next weeks incident. Obviously not learning the first time, they knocked 4 of my front teeth out and shattered my pelvis with a cricket bat, all because I farted in a thread. That's right, no post, no crime. I was just surfing threads that day. Like I said, you get lumped in with "the bad crowd" it takes very little to piss them off. It is nothing like the help file says, despite what you read.
Writhing in pain, trying to make sense of it all, I needed to channel my years of experience and brilliant brainpower to create an exit. Instead, I got distracted about earlier. Honestly, I didn't picture Lycon as a cricket guy.
In utter agony from the broken pelvis, I yelled out, "You multiplaying hypocrits!"
Yeah. in true Xenomorph fashion, I did what any warrior must do when its time to throw down in honorable combat. Summoning every ounce of fury and Infernal rage, I squealed, "Bye!" and qq'd, clever as any badass duel I won after carefully editing the log. But that choice only made my next return the most brutal of all.
I'm not getting into the details of what happened next. Let's just say that a prolapsed rectum hanging any further than 5 feet oddly resembles a meaty tail. Anyways, they dumped me half dead in a hospital, telling the staff "he fell down the stairs". Oddly with one eye swollen shut, I could make out this was the same hospital I've been sent to 3 times for falling down these same exact stairs I still oddly can never remember.
Whatever. Call me a liar, don't believe me.
Youll be wondering the same odd gems we all do the first time.
Salt poured in the cuts? Red Cross team mysteriously can't find you for the fifth time? Yeah, it starts to add up.
Don't curse in threads, be respectful of others, don't wind up like me. All the cool Tyrannus Ninja Swords in Mhaldor can't make up for the horrid fact the population is collectively squinting in repulsed horror at your about to burst colostomy bag, not giving two shits about your STUPID SWORD!
Edit: Dawww, who am I kidding, they a couple teddy bears.
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.