Memorable quotes

Dunn

Salik.

Entaro

Sounded like Cain.

Jiraishin

(Larvae): ** Tvister is a new member of this House via the Trial of Rebirth!
**.

The hell.

Iphis

Goddamn Vaehl. 

Synbios

Jiraishin said:

(Larvae): ** Tvister is a new member of this House via the Trial of Rebirth!
**.

The hell.

Salt on the wound. Not cool, bro. 

EDIT:  The abovementioned 'not cool bro' was targeted towards whoever made Tvister.

Anatral

Hmm. While @jibrix's RP is dull and immature (give it time), @cynlael has no IC/OOC boundary and hired when building a bridge and getting over it was an option . I'm on Jibrix's side, barely.

Jiraishin

2013/02/10 17:31:08 - Tvister was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/02/10 19:33:27 - Tvistar was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.

...Really?

Iocun

Just kick them out immediately. Not really worth interacting with that.

Ellodin

lol nobody cares to emulate antidas

Katia

way ahead of you

2013/02/10 19:34:19 - Katia cast out Tvistar. Reason: i really can't be bothered.

2013/02/10 19:34:59 - Katia cast out Tvister. Reason: i really, really, can't be bothered.

Garao

who?

Mishgul

he's no ordinary star. Tvistar.

Valden

Ow, that was stupid.

An ursu man jumps at you and sinks his teeth into you.
1174h, 2236m, 16170e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(-839 Health)
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.199s)
1174h, 2236m, 16170e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cexkdb-
dsl
You swing a gleaming scimitar at an ursu man with all your might.
Lightning-quick, you jab an ursu man with a gleaming scimitar.
1174h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-
An ursu man jumps at you and sinks his teeth into you.
10h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(-1164 Health)
(svo): Do-Repeat disabled.
You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
10h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(sip health)rsln
rsln
You take a drink from a fractured steel vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
913h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(+903 Health) rsln
Quit trying to confuse me.
913h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-
Come now, you don't really mean that.
913h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-
I missed that altogether.
913h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-
Using his spear as if it were an extension of his body, an ursu man thrusts the head of his weapon
through your abdomen, causing a huge gash.
514h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(-399 Health)
You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.
514h, 2236m, 16130e, 12627w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-(outr irid|eat irid)
You bleed 91 health.
423h, 2236m, 16130e, 12633w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cekdb-[bld(91)](-91 Health)
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.76s)
423h, 2236m, 16150e, 12633w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cexkdb-[bld(91)]n
n
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 41.
423h, 2236m, 16150e, 12633w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cexkdb-[bld(91)]
You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
893h, 2569m, 16150e, 12633w 35% (0/0)(x/x) cexkdb-[bld(91)](+470 Health, +333 Mana) n
n
On a natural rock shelf.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading south, west, and down

Antidas

Ellodin said:

lol nobody cares to emulate antidas

and strangely, I am quite alright with that lol

Erasariel

Inb4 anitdas, natidas, antisad, etcetc

Chryenth

Antisad.

Bet the Naga could use some of that right now.

Katzchen

Birds fill your ears with serenades of happiness and love.

Knew there was a reason I avoid forests...

Jiraishin

Always hated that one.

Daslin

I was thinking of alting and making Antiderp.

Aktillum

----[ Cij House announcement ]----

It is the Lord Bard's wish that Lady Pandora take His place as Matron of the CIJ. Lady Mischief loves us 

very much, and misses us, let us be glad to have Her presence back in our lives!

----------------------------------

(The Carnivalis Institute of Jestering): Pandora says, "Greetings and salamanders!"

Do we still have to do Glee club style performances to advance now..?

Ruth

Haha, I'm sorry, CIJ.

Also would attend one of those performances. Send me invites!

Aktillum

How can Mhaldorians love pain but hate slapstick? Larry, Moe & Curley suffered for your amusement.

Kresslack

Whoever I accidently sent a tell to along the lines of 'sltu', don't mistake that for me calling you a slut, that's one of my sailing aliases. 

Darklyre

Llyth said:

(Ashuran Academy): Clouseau says, "This is Inspector Clouseau, I have encountered several odd red-looking horned cats in a very scary building."

Daaaw

So in the course of this guy's brief time with the Ashura...

From HNT:

- 2013/02/10 14:58:40 - Rulf says, "Deshi Clouseau, how are you doing?"

- 2013/02/10 14:59:21 - Clouseau says, "Well considering I lost 1,043 coin to some unknown player and a kobold killed me... I'm 

brooding."

- 2013/02/10 15:00:10 - Rulf says, "Ah, did you drop the gold when you died?"

- 2013/02/10 15:00:17 - Clouseau says, "Sure did."

- 2013/02/10 15:00:31 - Rulf says, "Might be a good practice to throw your gold in a pack as soon as you grab it."

- 2013/02/10 15:00:48 - Clouseau says, "I was considering to do that but I didn't feel like it."

- 2013/02/10 15:00:53 - Clouseau says, "At the time."

- 2013/02/10 15:00:57 - Clouseau says, "I thought I was invincible."

- 2013/02/10 23:08:47 - Clouseau says, "So when am I gonna take the tests of the Deshi?"

- 2013/02/10 23:08:57 - Darklyre says, "When you're ready for them."

- 2013/02/10 23:09:14 - Darklyre says, "I do hope you've been checking HHELP DESHI and preparing for the requirements."

- 2013/02/10 23:09:59 - Clouseau says, "Nope, haven't read that in a loong time."

- 2013/02/10 23:10:10 - Clouseau says, "But I will."

- 2013/02/10 23:10:15 - Clouseau says, "A second time."

- 2013/02/10 23:29:12 - Clouseau says, "Good news."

- 2013/02/10 23:29:17 - Clouseau says, "Cigarette juice."

- 2013/02/10 23:29:41 - Nemutaur says, "Excuse me?"

- 2013/02/10 23:29:41 - Darklyre says, "...what?"

- 2013/02/10 23:30:39 - Nemutaur says, "Do explain yourself Deshi Clouseau, what is that nonsense?"

- 2013/02/10 23:31:27 - Clouseau says, "Oh I'm sorry I was being delirious, I drank too much red wine."

- 2013/02/10 23:31:47 - Clouseau says, "I have a drinking problem."

- 2013/02/11 01:20:09 - Darklyre says, "Deshi Clouseau. Do not go into the Underworld, Nishnatoba, or Annwyn, in the future. Those 

areas are off-limits to Deshi."

- 2013/02/11 01:22:35 - Clouseau says, "Oh gee, so I can't drink, I can't go to the Underworld, and I can't do this, and I can't 

do that."

- 2013/02/11 01:22:53 - Clouseau says, "And I can't do this."

- 2013/02/11 01:22:56 - Clouseau says, "Or that."

- 2013/02/11 01:23:32 - Triak says, "Oh, you can. Just not as a member of this house."

- 2013/02/11 01:23:53 - Nemutaur says, "This is the Ashura, not some random no discipline house like I don't know the Carnivalis 

Institute of Jestering."

- 2013/02/11 01:25:02 - Clouseau says, "Atleast they know how to have fun."

- 2013/02/11 01:25:10 - Clouseau says, "Because they're jesters."

- 2013/02/11 01:26:34 - Nemutaur says, "Oh we have fun."

- 2013/02/11 01:26:39 - Darklyre says, "Whether the CIJ enjoys itself or not is irrelevant to our house as a whole. We have rules, 

just like any other house of Ashtan, and we expect that all members abide by them."

- 2013/02/11 01:26:40 - Nemutaur says, "We just enjoy fighting."

- 2013/02/11 01:28:12 - Clouseau says, "Well you know what, I'm not a square! I don't have 90 degree angles like all of you do."

- 2013/02/11 01:28:38 - Nemutaur says, "I'd suggest you show a little more respect, Deshi."

...BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! From our OOC channel we get this surreal gem of inanity:

- 2013/02/11 02:10:59 - Rulf says, "So what's the deal with rogue devotionists?"

- 2013/02/11 02:11:02 - Rulf says, "Are there any?"

- 2013/02/11 02:11:16 - Clouseau says, "Yes."

- 2013/02/11 02:11:38 - Rulf says, "Say a Devotionist joined Ashtan, consequences?"

- 2013/02/11 02:12:13 - Clouseau says, "Say a convicted felon accused of murdering several political authorities."

- 2013/02/11 02:12:18 - Clouseau says, "Trouble?"

- 2013/02/11 02:12:45 - Clouseau says, "Would there be trouble if we inducted a serial killer in our ranks."

- 2013/02/11 02:13:06 - Rulf says, "New sword on it's way."

- 2013/02/11 02:13:14 - Rulf says, "Had black clay, probably black something."

- 2013/02/11 02:13:28 - Rulf says, "Or not."

- 2013/02/11 02:13:31 - Rulf says, "Waking Golems."

- 2013/02/11 02:13:55 - Rulf says, "Clouseau, you gonna use your ashes this month?"

- 2013/02/11 02:15:35 - Clouseau says, "I don't know what ashes are."

- 2013/02/11 02:15:40 - Clouseau says, "What do you mean by ashes."

- 2013/02/11 02:15:52 - Rulf says, "The ashes to make your BM sword."

- 2013/02/11 02:16:27 - Clouseau says, "FYI I already have a magical and really sharp sword called Lifeless Wolves."

- 2013/02/11 02:16:56 - Clouseau says, "It particularly hates wolves for some reason."

- 2013/02/11 02:17:04 - Rulf says, "Yeah I know, but you can make new ones if you don't like the name."

- 2013/02/11 02:17:47 - Clouseau says, "Yeah well, you can't always get what you want."

- 2013/02/11 02:18:03 - Clouseau says, "Even if I did make multiple copies."

- 2013/02/11 02:18:12 - Clouseau says, "It wouldn't be inscribed to my favor."

- 2013/02/11 02:18:25 - Clouseau says, "The name."

- 2013/02/11 02:18:32 - Rulf says, "Dude just say no."

- 2013/02/11 02:18:37 - Rulf says, "Don't need a book about it."

- 2013/02/11 02:19:01 - Clouseau says, "Are you threatening me?"

Synbios

Novices like these make me glad that we don't have a city or a House.

Tesha

I would love to play with him, send him our way. I got Silas's son to wear a woman's undershirt and skin-tight pants. I will fix this one.

Llyth

Tesha said:

I would love to play with him, send him our way. I got Silas's son to wear a woman's undershirt and skin-tight pants. I will fix this one.

Tesha

I am not sure what you mean, haha. He seems pretty funny and genuinely interested (if only with messing with you). Maybe you can get him to appreciate other parts of the game, or something. If nothing else, he is good for a few laughs.

Tvistor

I keep making alts so Jirai won't be lonely and Katia keeps kicking them out!

Triak

- 2013/02/11 05:10:50 - Dorath has been slain by one concealed by a deathmask.

Hrm...I've only known two people to ever have deathmasks.

You tell Deshi Dorath, "Deshi Dorath, who killed you?"

Dorath tells you, "Israphel."

Israphel (male Tsol'aa).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 1st of Phaestian, 599 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Wat.

Tapping into the unfathomable depths of your power, you sense that Israphel is at A quiet
study hall, in New Thera.  (20686)  (New Thera)

He is a graceful tsol'aa. In an all black attire and with a mask of death on his face, this
mysterious person conveys a sense of terror and unease. He is wearing a canvas backpack, a
deathmask, a black hooded cloak, and black silk robes.