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(Hashan): Drave says, "I'd be up for a lethal trip, sounds like its worth the price."
(Hashan): Rispok says, "I'll go."
(Hashan): Illyose says, "In which case Lady Ourania I would seek a visit to your Realm. I look
forward to any method of learning more of the realms of those who bless my Home."
(Hashan): Rispok says, "We can hold hands, Drave."
(Hashan): Vaxarn says, "The same with me."
(Hashan): Kaitali says, "I wouldn't want to pass up that trip for the life of me."
(Hashan): Shirszae says, "I would love to visit, too."
(Hashan): Lupe says, "Heehee I have to agree I am absolutely dying to see the moon."
(Hashan): You say, "You would be hard pressed to find one not wanting to go."
(Hashan): Ourania says, "It is not a holiday resort, My Hashani, but who am I to deny the will of My
citizens."
(Hashan): Rispok says, "Hooray dying!"
(Hashan): Lupe says, "Wheeee."
(Hashan): You say, "This should be fun."
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Drave meets a chilling end
amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Rispok meets a chilling
end amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Vaxarn meets a chilling
end amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Kaitali meets a chilling
end amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
(Hashan): Bambi says, "Yeah, I think I'm good where I am, thank you."
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Shirszae meets a chilling
end amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Lupe meets a chilling end
amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Lupe meets a chilling end
amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
(Hashan): Ourania says, "Did I miss any?"
(Hashan): You say, "Here."
(Hashan): Xai says, "Me!"
(Hashan): Illyose says, "I would venture forth my Lady!"
Iridescent shards of ice glimmer throughout the triune rings of Achaea as Xai meets a chilling end
amid the craters and canyons of the moon.
The blinding white light fades as your surroundings come into sudden focus.
The Lunar Shift.
The twisted remains of Drave lie here. The twisted remains of Rispok lie here. The twisted remains
of Vaxarn lie here. Bustling with energy, a rambunctious ferret rollicks about. There is a small
pile of golden sovereigns here. The twisted remains of Kaitali lie here. A green eyelash viper is
slithering about here. The twisted remains of Shirszae lie here. A fairly large group of pinches of
powdered sulphur lies discarded here. A fairly large group of drams of mercury lies discarded here.
There are 20 bars of silver in 10 groups here. There are 5 salt crystals in a group here. The
twisted remains of Lupe lie here. The twisted remains of Xai lie here. The soul of Drave roams the
land, bodiless. The soul of Xai roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Kaitali roams the land,
bodiless. The soul of Vaxarn roams the land, bodiless.
There are no obvious exits.
You grasp frantically at your throat as you gasp pathetically for air and find nothing but thick,
choking dust, kicked up in great clouds around you as you attempt to flail and struggle with rapidly
freezing limbs.
Spastic convulsions overwhelm your rapidly cooling, oxygen-deprived body, generating blinding pain
with each wild, uncontrollable motion.
You open your mouth in a noiseless scream as trails of vapour exit your body from every orifice,
freezing you from the inside out.
You stiffen as icy fingers clench around your heart like serrated blades as it slows, and stops.
You have been slain by wrath of Ourania, Goddess of the Moon.
The Lunar Shift.
The calm, serene sense of empty space imparts a moment of perfect peace as pinpricks of light
illuminate the heavens from the dusty surface of the moon. Craters and canyons shatter the land,
shards of broken rock jutting upwards and glistening with crystalline fractures as layers of dusky
debris linger across the endless horizon. The vague twinkle of grey-hued rings can be seen in the
distance, throughout the endless expanse of space, as a planet slowly rotates within their embrace.
The twisted remains of Drave lie here. The twisted remains of Rispok lie here. The twisted remains
of Vaxarn lie here. Bustling with energy, a rambunctious ferret rollicks about. There is a small
pile of golden sovereigns here. The twisted remains of Kaitali lie here. A green eyelash viper is
slithering about here. The twisted remains of Shirszae lie here. A fairly large group of pinches of
powdered sulphur lies discarded here. A fairly large group of drams of mercury lies discarded here.
There are 20 bars of silver in 10 groups here. There are 5 salt crystals in a group here. The
twisted remains of Lupe lie here. The twisted remains of Xai lie here. Resting here with a haughty
expression is a golden gryphon. The twisted remains of Valden lie here. The soul of Drave roams the
land, bodiless. The soul of Xai roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Kaitali roams the land,
bodiless. The soul of Vaxarn roams the land, bodiless.
Attach rocket boosters to the Citadel of Prosperity, so we can fly from place to place, and doesn't afraid of anything.
(Hashan): Kaitali says, "I suppose a few adventurers have visited it, but I have not!"
(Hashan): Ourania says, "Is that a request, Kaitali?"
(Hashan): Lupe says, "Hehehehe."
(Hashan): Kaitali says, "Uh oh, I think so... can I take a non-lethal trip?"
(Hashan): Verily says, "Greetings to You, Celestial Mother."
(Hashan): Verily says, "Come now, Kaitali, where is your sense of adventure?"
(Newbie): Panthera says, "Neat!"
(Newbie): Favraal says, "What was that?"
(Newbie): Panthera says, "Unless it was someone getting beat up by the gods!"
(Newbie): Favraal says, "What?"
(Newbie): Nocer says, "You wouldn't want to see that?"
(Newbie): Panthera says, "I'd wanna BE there."
A beam of humming azure fire arcs in a blaze across the skies.
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "Wish granted!"
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Did you see that colorful stream of fire in the sky? Don't let yourself be
caught on the wrong end of divine fury by studying up on DIVINE PUNISHMENTS and POLICIES now!"
(Newbie): Panthera says, "Fantastic!"
(Newbie): Panthera says, "Thank you, Lord Phaestus."
(Newbie): Favraal says, "Greetings Phaestus!"
(Newbie): Nocer says, "Greetings, Lord Phaestus."
(Newbie): Favraal says, "Erm, my apologies Lord Phaestus."
(Newbie): Panthera says, "Thank you, Lord Phaestus."
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "Hello there, pipsqueaks."
(Newbie): Stemfold says, "Oh yay! What an honour indeed!"
(Newbie): Clouseau says, "Hello there really giant dwarf the size of a universe."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Now, now... Lets keep the chatter off of here. I'm sure Lord Phaestus has some ale to drink and women to flirt with, and we must be terribly distracting from His fun."
(Newbie): Favraal says, "I wanna join the fun!"
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "Did Romeo just shush Me? Do you lot think he's a good runner in them tights?"
(Newbie): Kii says, "I think You can take him, Lord."
(Newbie): Nocer says, "If You do decide to test that, I wouldn't mind watching."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Not You Lord Phaestus. That would be far too presumptuous of me."
(Newbie): Panthera says, "I'd waste all 20 of my portals left to see that."
(Newbie): Stemfold says, "Waste? That'd be more than worth it!"
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "My favour to the first newbie to slay the imp lord. Go."
(Newbie): Favraal says, "What if you can't walk there any more?"
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "Then you lose! Life's hard."
(Newbie): Nocer says, "Aww, seems I was a bit too slow."
(Newbie): Favraal says, "Already dead?"
(Newbie): Phaestus says, "Aha, well done, Dangron."
(Newbie): Dangron says, "Thank you Lorrrd Phaestus."
Moral of the story: Less chatting, more killing the imp lord and you're apt to get a favour.
Tirac tells you, "Yes, Master?"
Tell Tirac Show Me your dance moves.
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Thr favour wears off and the newbie, having gained 25 levels, gets kicked out into the cold, harsh world.
Bonko tells you, "I JUST PROBED THE CAKE. FUCK YOU."
Bonko tells you, "Lololol."
Bonko tells you, "Pandora should thank her lucky stars I probed that cake. I was about to go postal
in rants lol."
You tell Dreadclown Bonko, "Please don't let that stop you! I enjoy a good rant from you."
Bonko tells you, "Haha, but the anger would be misplaced :P I thought one of her order sent it lol."
Bonko tells you, "Btw, Tvistor blamed me for his lemon cake lol."
Bonko tells you, "(and I initially blamed him haha)."
Bonko tells you, "Pandora would be so proud of you."
+10, would do again.
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(Eleusis): Danna says, "Hello Jhui."
4230h, 4029m, 19720e, 18460w cexkdb-23:23:19:448honours juhi
Cub Juhi (male Xoran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 18th of Sarapin, 599 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Freeman in Eleusis.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
HOW SUSPICIOUS
looking black liquid.
4220h, 3425m, 20000e, 16400w
Your vision fogs suddenly into blackness, and you have a brief glimpse of two terrifying
red eyes hovering in the shadows before you.
4220h, 3425m, 20000e, 16400w
wrong game young one.
4220h, 3500m, 20000e, 16400w
Your sight swiftly returns to normal, but the distant booming of deep laughter echoes
through your brain.
4220h, 3500m, 20000e, 16400w
Twil picks up a rambunctious ferret.
A rambunctious ferret squirms impatiently, slipping out of Twil's grasp.
4220h, 3500m, 20000e, 16400w
Your mind surges as it recognises the intrusive presence of Texel, forcibly ejecting him
from your head.
4220h, 3500m, 20000e, 16400w
Texel arrives from the southwest.
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The corners of Texel's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
that freaked me out a bit. some people have very good timing
Fronck, Purveyor of Fine Furnishings turns to Amani and makes some furtive gestures.
Amani, Head Designer nods quickly, draws a small, slender piece of wood from her jacket, and flicks
it sharply in the air.
4397h, 3207m, 20245e, 15385w ex-
A shimmering, humaniform brightness appears before you, outlined in darkness.
The shimmering settles and you find before you the smiling person of Amani, Head Designer.
Amani, Head Designer exclaims, "I'm here to complete a repossession. Do not be concerned! We have
not lost anybody yet!
With a sudden gesture, Amani, Head Designer flings a small brass token on the ground near an oak
chest with a lining of fur and watches with interest as the token spins and grows in size while
giving off a peculiar ringing tone.
The token moves towards an oak chest with a lining of fur and, still spinning, merging with it, at
least apparently, as the ringing grows louder.
Amani, Head Designer says, "And that should be . . ."
With Amani's final word, the ringing stops and the spinning token and an oak chest with a lining of
fur disappear without a trace.
Amani, Head Designer exclaims, ". . . That!"
Remind me never to upset Amani or wear the wrong outfit.