Memorable quotes

Delphinus

How can I WTF the content and not the poster? Consider this an honorary WTF.

Cahin

At least you didn't get 3 day tdf'd.

Dunn

LOLOLOLOL worst tdf ever. Also, I am going to WTF here @ the content of Entaro's post. I facepalmed.

Rheve

See, told you. But, nooooooOo. I was scolded.

Horatio

I suppose the one good thing I can take from Entaro's post is that Pandora's not acting any more silly than previous versions of herself. The bad news, though, is that If I ever see a member of Pandora's order here crying for better RP, I won't be able to take them seriously.

Hegua

Dunn said:

I facepalmed.

You and me both, bruddah.

Cahin

3845h, 3478m, 17598e, 16400w cexkdb-w

A cramped roulette lounge.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground. An opulent roulette wheel lies here horizontally, tempting those with a 

taste for risk. Ardak, the roulette attendant eyes the wheel with an accusatory gaze. A stone 

gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings.  Cardinal Xer is here. He wields a cavalry shield 

in his right hand. Shoremaster Proficy is riding on a stone gargoyle.

You see a single exit leading east.

3845h, 3478m, 17596e, 16400w cexkdb-

Ardak, the roulette attendant says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins 

to smoothly spin around the wheel.

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-say 12

You say in Mhaldorian, "12."

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-

Xer inclines his head politely at you.

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-

"Heh heh heh," Xer chuckles.

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-

The ball finally settles down on 12 (red).

Ardak, the roulette attendant gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you 

can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

3845h, 3478m, 17600e, 16400w cexkdb-

/flex

Cooper

I love it when people autobash, it makes it so easy to complete contracts on them. (took out tons of prompts to fit)

You allow the form of the Dragon to fill your mind and govern your actions.

You focus your mind, and begin to concentrate on forming a mind lock with Cahin.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You continue to delve deeper and deeper into the mind of Cahin.

Your telepathic efforts are successful, and the mind of Cahin is locked with 

your own.

You summon up your formidable telepathic prowess and allow yourself to drift 

among the thoughts of Cahin.

--> Cahin: sip vitality

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

--> Cahin: eat potash

--> Cahin: outr potash

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

--> Cahin: stand

--> Cahin: eat bloodroot

--> Cahin: outr 1 bloodroot

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: stand

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

You have recovered equilibrium.

You take a drink from a silvery-blue glass vial.

Your mind feels stronger and more alert.

You bow your head, and concentrate on preparing a channel for your mental power.

--> Cahin: sip vitality

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: stand

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: eat potash

--> Cahin: outr potash

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

You focus your mind, allowing the image of Cahin to form a picture within your 

mind's eye.

--> Cahin: sip vitality

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: eat bloodroot

--> Cahin: outr 1 bloodroot

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

You now begin to draw on your willpower to gather the mental energy necessary 

for the task ahead.

(p) 6022h, 5329m, 25878e, 25092w cxkdb-(-224 Mana)

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5329m, 25878e, 25092w cxkdb-

--> Cahin: sip vitality

(p) 6022h, 5329m, 25878e, 25092w cxkdb-

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25878e, 25084w cxkdb-(-28 Mana)

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cxkdb-

--> Cahin: eat potash

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cxkdb-

--> Cahin: outr potash

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cxkdb-

You have recovered equilibrium.

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cexkdb-

You feel an odd sensation of glowing warmth fill you, minute ripples of energy 

washing through your mind.

(p) 6022h, 5301m, 25880e, 25102w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: fling paralysis

(p) 6022h, 5394m, 25880e, 25094w cexkdb-(+93 Mana)

--> Cahin: sip vitality

(p) 6022h, 5394m, 25880e, 25094w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5394m, 25880e, 25094w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: eat bloodroot

(p) 6022h, 5394m, 25880e, 25094w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: outr 1 bloodroot

(p) 6022h, 5394m, 25880e, 25094w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

--> Cahin: get gold

--> Cahin: put gold in pack

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5366m, 25880e, 25104w cexkdb-

Glittering points of light grow together in your mind, luminescent stars 

coalescing into one brilliant, blazing sun. A thrill of energy ripples through 

you as you bask in the radiance of your telepathic power.

(p) 6022h, 5366m, 25880e, 25104w cexkdb-

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5366m, 25880e, 25122w cexkdb-

You summon up the vast tide of telepathic energy you have collected, preparing 

to release its awesome might.

(p) 6022h, 5114m, 25880e, 24890w cexkdb-(-252 Mana)

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5234m, 25880e, 24890w cexkdb-(+120 Mana)

--> Cahin: kill dyissan

--> Cahin: decay dyissan

(p) 6022h, 5207m, 25880e, 24900w cexkdb-(-27 Mana)

Your preparation is complete, and with a piercing cry you hurl an almighty blast

of mental energy at Cahin. In your mind's eye you see him let out a shriek of 

agony, stifled speedily as his entire body bursts into flames and disintegrates 

into smouldering ashes.

You have slain Cahin.

You have fulfilled your duties as Champion by slaying Cahin.

Kyrra

Pretty vials.

Amunet

@Kinilan, it was only supposed to kill a couple of people - not everyone. As usual, @Babel took my idea and made it even more awesome. 

That having been said, baby-bombs ought to become standard issue for the Ashtan military. We'll kill two birds with one stone and raid Moghedu to procure the "ammunition".

Cahin

Issue me if you think I was autobashing.  New mudlet profile is absent all the bells and whistles like fancy highlights.  Dyissan queen is some spammy shit.

Mishgul

issued

Saibel

Kellonius has won this hand and collects the pot of 5030 gold.
You are unable to afford to remain in the hand and are thus forced to leave the table.

-- You lost 2000 gold. --

O'rrangi says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next hand!"

Micositu laughs without conviction.

Kellonius says with a thick, Dwarven accent, "I told you I had 3 of a kind!"

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

You say in a clear voice, "I hate this game."

Kellonius says with a thick, Dwarven accent, "I wasn't bullshitting you!"

You say in a clear voice, "People tend to do that!"

Kellonius says to you with a thick, Dwarven accent, "I'm a priest! I dont lie!"

Kellonius says to you with a thick, Dwarven accent, "I just touch boys!"

Kellonius reaches over and fondles Micositu erotically.

"Ugh!" Micositu says in disgust.

Bonko

Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing looks sceptical and says, "Give me 

your wings and pendant."

Silas Maynard, Aarashi Rasul says, "Say please."

Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "I said please already."

Silas Maynard, Aarashi Rasul says, "No you didn't."

Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "Please."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Silas smiles encouragingly and nods.

Silas removes a Stygian pendant.

Silas gives a Stygian pendant to Sothantos.

Silas gives a pair of darkened ashen wings to Sothantos.

...

Whipped.

Sothantos

Hey, I got them, didn't I? 

Bonko

And you didn't even have to put out like those harlots in the doxy house.

Sothantos

Actually...

:-<

Silas

B-)

Asmodron

Dunn said:

Jarrod. Man. Make a fking sub for that long ass sense message. Also, the child we sacrificed blew up and killed us all. I'm happy to take responsibility for carrying out the child bomb. Amunet's idea though. Thing went off like an Eldritch nuke.

Amunet's idea for blowing up a child? I'd never have guessed
:-?

Bonko

(): Trey says, "The more I play Borderlands 2 the more I 

realize what an exceptionally well-done villain Handsome Jack is."

(): Trey says, "Mis, but relevant anywhere."

(): Sohl says, "That's the same feeling I get when I play super

mario bros."

(): Sohl says, "Bowser has such depth to his character."

(): Trey says, "..."

(): Trey says, "I don't think we can be friends anymore."

(): Trey says, "There are some things you just don't say, even 

jokingly."

(): Sohl says, "He's the villian you can't help but love, 

despite the depths of his evil."

(): Sohl says, "He was the ugly duckling that never became a 

swan. scorned by his peers, rejected by society, he turned to the dark places of

his mind to seek solace and forge a place for himself in the world."

(): Sohl says, "His vileness was only matched by his love for 

peach, who confessed the same feelings in private but rejected him like all the 

rest when the world was looking."

(): Trey says, "You should go into politics with an ability to 

spin bullshit on the spot that uncanny."

Idelisa

F--k you, @Athylea for messing with me when I'm drunk....

Some glitter so Tesha feels at home:

~*~  (I think I did that all wrong.)
I'm teaching someone some lessons, minding my own business when suddenly...


Wait for it...

Wait for it...

THE DOTS!

You blink.

.....................................................................................................
..

A pink fluffy unicorn enters from the north.  <<-- HA!  There's a door there, bitches! I'm on to you!

THEN STEALS YOUR COOKIES! SUCH A BAD UNICORN

Tanaar

What is this I don't even.

Tvistor

I'm not comfortable being stalked by you anymore.

Baby, it's not you, it's me.

Because me has no idea what me just read.

Triak

(Ashtan): A cheeky street urchin says, "Maybe you should check Project 100, si-- urk!"

A cheeky street urchin has been knocked into unconsciousness by a very small mob of extremely
exasperated citizens.

@Babel

Kresslack

Triak said:

(Ashtan): A cheeky street urchin says, "Maybe you should check Project 100, si-- urk!"

A cheeky street urchin has been knocked into unconsciousness by a very small mob of extremely
exasperated citizens.

@Babel

It's unclear though if whether the 'very small mob' was small in number, or small in individual stature. 

Kresslack

Ryukishi has died far below the wine-dark sea, abandoned by his ship to the denizens of the deep.

Katzchen

A second Morsuleus walks in. 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.385s)
229h, 4466m, 22629e, 19200w 31.1% cexkdb-
Lightning-quick, you jab a savage morsuleus with a Soulpiercer.
Lightning-quick, you jab a savage morsuleus with a Soulpiercer.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
229h, 4466m, 22609e, 19200w 31.1% cekdb-
(svo): Do-Repeat disabled.
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.168s)
481h, 4466m, 22609e, 19200w 31.1% cexkdb-
At a junction of tunnels.

F-ck that was close.

Jespar

asked @pandora to give me a new title... told me to issue for one....

Message #110        Sent by Anytus
1/31/7:40 Greetings! Regarding your issue #65059, it sounds like you were pranked by the
Goddess of Mischief! HELP TITLE says specifically not to issue for titles, and not to go
around asking random gods for titles. You can find out how to get a title in that help
file. Please let us know if you have any further questions!


got me..

Bonko

Yes, what a hilarious prank. Going OOC with a player by telling them to issue for a title and then using her IC realm as an excuse.

Oh Pandora. 

Kresslack

I would have given him something embarrassing/silly, then dared someone to change it until a month had passed.