Memorable quotes

Lala

Cahin said:

Lala tells you, "You do realize I'm no where near you guys and you're giving me tons and tons of 

cause."

Vaehl said:

No, but being in the raiding party and then suddenly going into the Eastern Ithmia after everyone fleed and getting killed by raiders apparently does give cause. According to Lala, of course.

I don't even know what this cause stuff is

*yawn*

Lala

@trey Never heard of Crunch & Munch? It's deeeeelicious!

Xer

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You draw your bow back and let fly an arrow in the direction of Zeon.

You arrow strikes true!

You have slain Zeon.

You have successfully nullified an assassination contract that had been taken out on you!

I didn't even know you had a contract on me @Zeon >.> I just got tired of bombing so I tried to shoot once or twice and got lucky What was it for anyways - I only have one contract left on me

Mannimar

During some skirmishes with the Refugees:

(Wytches): ** Barghka is a new member of this House. **.

(Wytches): You say, "Welcome to the Tribe!"

(Wytches): Ramzi says, "Welcome."

(Wytches): You say, "Things are a little dangerous right now, so please bear with us."

(Wytches): Barghka says, "What is happening, if you don't mind my asking."

(Wytches): You say, "The homeless are rising up."

(Wytches): Barghka says, "Sounds terrifying."

Iocun

Xer said:

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You draw your bow back and let fly an arrow in the direction of Zeon.

You arrow strikes true!

You have slain Zeon.

You have successfully nullified an assassination contract that had been taken out on you!

I didn't even know you had a contract on me @Zeon >.> I just got tired of bombing so I tried to shoot once or twice and got lucky What was it for anyways - I only have one contract left on me

Spraeth tried to hire me on you earlier. Might have been that!

Don't know why though, he didn't say.

Xer

Oh right! That was it (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THESE EMOTICONS). Ganked him with Ayoxele. Though considering he pitted us in the middle of an Eleusian raid when they had more than enough numbers to range us down... I'm not really sympathetic towards him >.> Granted, I've tried to/have ganked him a few times now, and that was a while ago. 

Zeon

It was Spraeth. He didn't say why.

Seldin

Lilley offers to pierce you in the tongue nipple. AGREE to accept.

Help me..

Silas

Wat.

Kresslack

It's the little things...

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): Lianca says, "In the most respectful fashion, you suck, Admiral."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): You say, "I'll be posting an announcement about it shortly."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): You say, "And Lianca, you've earned yourself a shift taring and 

scrubbing the deck."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): Lianca says, "Yeah yeah, I'll get to it."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): You say, "Be sure to have a look at that loose footboard outside of the 

cabin as well. I'm tired of tripping over the damned thing."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): Ignika says, "Good questions, but the scroll itself could use a little 

intro and ending."

(The Dread Navy of Ashtan): Lianca says, "I spent hours making sure that board stood up just enough.

Oceana

2013/01/28 08:31:36 - Kyriella > NAP: Wards wanted to help Bozica get her chainmail, so Firien and Kyriella organized a fundraiser. Ratting contest led by Firien and Kyriella, with Bozica, Yae, and Tuwa participating. Gold raised went to helping Bozica buy her chainmail, and the rest was given to all three wards as prizes. Afterwards, hunting trip with Firien, Kyriella, Tuwa, and Yae.

@Kyriella, @Firien: I am so proud!

Katzchen

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Salutations, Hashan."

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Ee. Mhaldor."

Nice.

Panpardus

Katzchen said:

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Salutations, Hashan."

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Ee. Mhaldor."

Nice.

Nothing quite says Alt like that

Arador

Katzchen said:

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Salutations, Hashan."

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Ee. Mhaldor."

Nice.

Annile is my Hashani Alt's Alt.

Bonko

Katzchen said:

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Salutations, Hashan."

(Mhaldor): Annile says, "Ee. Mhaldor."

Nice.

Athorem

I lost the full log  

So, in short- I go to the Ram's horn bar in Cyrene, and drink some. (No reflexes on) I'm already plenty drunk when Daslin shows up. Somewhere in the conversation I say I never had any darkbrew. He says, "GOOD LORDS!" -and brings some immediately. (Thank you for thr darkbrew, @Daslin ) I empty sevenflagons. And then I'm -really- drunk. I manage to sing the whole Cyrenian drinking song with my brother before this happens-

Your body spasms in pain as it suffers the effects of severe alcohol poisoning. 

1953h, 3364m, 19900e, 15400w exdb- 

You wince in pain. 

2169h, 3364m, 19900e, 15400w exdb- 

Your body spasms in pain as it suffers the effects of severe alcohol poisoning.

742h, 3364m, 19900e, 15400w exdb- 

Clarification is in order. 

958h, 3364m, 19900e, 15400w exdb- 

Your body spasms in pain as it suffers the effects of severe alcohol poisoning. Your tortured body can no longer perform its most basic functions. The demon of the bottle claims you as you fall to the floor, dead of massive systems failure. All your golden sovereigns fall from your lifeless hands. 

0h, 3364m, 19900e, 15400w exdb-

Don't try this at home, kids. 

Athorem

You are holding: ...............33 cloudy glass bottles, 40 straight-sided shot glasses, 5 pottery goblets, 7 empty pewter flagons.

Hayte

From latest events post - "Bring in the representatives of the Guild of Shadows. I wish to hear what the spies embedded in Mhaldor and Cyrene have to say about the matter in the Sea of Screamed
Prayers..."

Inquisition time. Anyone who smells salty must burn.

Mishgul

You always smell salty after a round in the toilet

Spraeth

14:47:47 You tell Sir @Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Thus, my question. Eating a whale? You must have been pretty seriously hungry."
14:48:03 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "I'm not sure how you could have gotten it all down before it started rotting. How long did it take to eat?"
14:48:05 Verrucht tells you, "We had just killed several dozen caspiites."
14:48:15 Verrucht tells you, "Oh, I just tore it in half and choked both pieces down."
14:48:26 Verrucht tells you, "I was coughing up weapons and planking for days."
14:48:48 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Tore it in half? Are citadel whales particularly small or something?"
14:49:00 Verrucht tells you, "No, I am particularly awesome."
14:49:14 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Teach me. Teach me your ways."

Chryenth

Mishgul said:

You always smell salty after a round in the toilet

Probably because of cats.

Daslin

@Athorem Hehe! I'm glad you had a good time with it.

Anaidiana

Spraeth said:

14:47:47 You tell Sir @Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Thus, my question. Eating a whale? You must have been pretty seriously hungry."
14:48:03 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "I'm not sure how you could have gotten it all down before it started rotting. How long did it take to eat?"
14:48:05 Verrucht tells you, "We had just killed several dozen caspiites."
14:48:15 Verrucht tells you, "Oh, I just tore it in half and choked both pieces down."
14:48:26 Verrucht tells you, "I was coughing up weapons and planking for days."
14:48:48 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Tore it in half? Are citadel whales particularly small or something?"
14:49:00 Verrucht tells you, "No, I am particularly awesome."
14:49:14 You tell Sir Verrucht Dawyn, Hand of Neraeos, "Teach me. Teach me your ways."

Please...for the love of all that is holy....DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM.

edited 'cause quoting was wonky

Ruth

Hayte said:

From latest events post - "Bring in the representatives of the Guild of Shadows. I wish to hear what the spies embedded in Mhaldor and Cyrene have to say about the matter in the Sea of Screamed

Prayers..."

Inquisition time. Anyone who smells salty must burn.

Oh shit son!

Tesha

(Refugees of Shallam): Alexius says, "Then you can kill 'em both. And free Kesha."

If only I was paying attention to what the refugees were talking about, such a wasted opportunity.

Tesha

You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon Hhaos's name. 

A satisfied smile creeps over your face as Hhaos's head is thrown back, screaming in futile defiance 

as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a 

gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there.

You have slain Hhaos.

Master Hhaos Thorngage, Knight of Hashan says, "Damn."

Shunsui tells you, "That wasn't very nice."

You tell Shunsui Azon, "Neither was this."

You tell Shunsui Azon, "Master Hhaos Thorngage, Knight of Hashan says, "Damn.""

Shunsui tells you, "Hmm."

You tell Shunsui Azon, "Get it." You tell Shunsui Azon, "Hehe."

Shunsui tells you, "I'm going to hurt you for these puns one day."

(btw this wasn't a poke at Hhaos or anything, I just thought the 'damn' was funny)

Triak

4   WON    1855/1855    Custom deathsight              Carmain            0


"$Person has been crushed beneath a massive flowerpot."

There I came up with it for you.

Vaehl

(After kicking Cooper's ass 2x yesterday, and him calling me a noob)

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:15:468

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:15:656

You begin to follow Xer.

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w ek-20:40:15:892

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w ek-20:40:15:899

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w ek-20:40:16:127

---------------RECOVERED BALANCE---------------

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:133

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:139

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:362

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15837e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:369

You follow Cardinal Xer east to The gates of Mhaldor.

You ease yourself out of the Dragon stance.

3896h, 2519m, 15835e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:598

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15835e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:601

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15835e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:604

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

3896h, 2519m, 15835e, 14170w exk-20:40:16:833

Cooper tells you, "Yo (rude term for homosexual people)."

Cooper tells you, "I'm gonna shove my tekura into your (one of the holes in the human body)."

You tell Cooper Ravenwind, "Why."

Cooper tells you, "Dude my e-rep was destroyed last night."

Cooper tells you, "And it's time for your ass kicking."

Cooper tells you, "You (yeah, again)."

Cooper tells you, "You are so (slang word for sexual intercourse)ing lucky."

and finally...

3896h, 2456m, 15113e, 12901w ekdb-29-20:51:57:899(-32 Mana)

Cooper cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.

You have slain Cooper.

[Paving]: get corpse to be done on balance

[Paving]: get corpse to be done on balance

An armoured grizzly bear falls from Cooper's corpse.

An alabaster pegasus falls from Cooper's corpse.

Cooper tells you, "Omg are you serious."

And now...

Cooper tells you, "Shut up and fight me again."

Gotta kill him a fourth time now?

(Also Cooper I wouldn't be showing off right now if you didn't call me a noob  )

Cooper

Shut up you know you got lucky

P.s. sounds like you're dodgin'

Ayoxele tells you, "Gtg bye."

You're still a noob and you always will be.

Vaehl

I got lucky that you couldn't time that enfeeble like I did on my second kill on you? Woops.

And yeah, that's what you get for losing to an 11 year old, I had to go cuz of my 9:00 computer curfew. Your rage tells fueled me while I QQed, but you're gonna have to feed me xp another time. Srry bb.