Memorable quotes

Manifest

My lord, I hate ship combat.

Melodie

I'm... not even sure what happened, here. :-??

Melodie sent off a very important letter to Halos a bit before this, while he wasn't around. Update a few projects and scrolls, sitting in the clocktower with Colgano doing nothing, and suddenly:

Halos arrives from the out. <----- Oh crap, here goes nothing.

Halos gives a golden-toned letter to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii frantically takes a golden-toned letter and shoves it into his huge mouth, swallowing it whole. <------- *heartstop*

You incline your head politely to Halos.

(More letter spam)

Halos gives an intricately embossed letter to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.

Chomps, the Cyrene humgii latches onto an intricately embossed letter with his teeth, nearly taking Halos's hand off in his eagerness for food. <---- Phew, none my letters. Thanks for the heart attack, there.

Halos lowers his head respectfully.

You say quietly with a flowing, cultured accent, "And how are you, Father?"

Halos looks at you questioningly and says, "Hmm?"

You clear your throat.

Father Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "I am fine, thank you."

You have emoted: Melodie nods once.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "I'm glad to hear it."

Halos heckles Colgano unrelentingly.

(Pause in which Halos rips and comes back)

Colgano removes a Hood of the Sphinx.

Colgano leaves to the out.

Colgano arrives from the out.

Halos looks at Colgano strangely, an amorous gleam entering his dark eyes. <----- ... wat?

"Heh heh heh," Colgano chuckles.

Colgano flutters his eyelashes charmingly.

Colgano LastGoodbye says with a slight Cyrenian accent, "But."

Father Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "No."

Colgano LastGoodbye says with a slight Cyrenian accent, "I still wanna be able to use presences."

Halos leaves to the out.

Colgano puts on a Hood of the Sphinx.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "That has got to be the oddest half-conversation I've ever heard."

Halos arrives from the out.

Velyse arrives from the out.

Velyse performs a graceful curtsey.

Velyse leans forward and plants a kiss on your cheek.

You flash Velyse a joyous smile.

Velyse curtseys respectfully before Halos.

Colgano looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Velyse Desmijr, Ephebe of Neraeos says in a throaty contralto voice, "I don't mean to interrupt. I just thought I would hop in and say hello."

Halos narrows his eyes to thin slits.

Velyse blinks incredulously at Halos.

Father Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says to Colgano, "Do me now." <---  ...

You tell Velyse Desmijr, Ephebe of Neraeos, "You're not interrupting. I'm watching Halos in a very baffled manner."

Halos shakes his head at Velyse.

You tell Velyse Desmijr, Ephebe of Neraeos, "I think he's ... flirting with Colgano."

Velyse tells you, "And he's glaring at me and telling Colgano to do him. I... am... going to back away slowly."

Velyse shuffles toward the entrance to the clocktower, edging veeery carefully away from Halos.

Velyse leaves to the out.

Halos frowns and nods at Colgano.

Colgano waggles his eyebrows comically.

Father Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Remarkable." <---- Reaaalllly now.

You have emoted: Melodie decides to stare upwards at the bells admiringly. <------ I'm not lisssteeennning...

Colgano frowns in concentration and you see a glazed look momentarily cross Halos's face.

Halos frowns at Colgano.

"Heh heh heh," Colgano chuckles.

(Much longer pause here)

Halos stares implacably at Colgano.

Colgano utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Kotyonok has been slain by the might of Ourania, Goddess of the Moon. <---- Comedy relief.

(Another pause, then)

Halos nods to himself, satisfied. <---- Wut

Colgano leaves, following Halos.

Halos leaves to the out.

:-/

Nellaundra

...Halos needs a bit of lovin'?

Iocun

I'd wtf, but I don't want to wtf @Melodie.

Tvistor

I don't even.

Katzchen

Heathens. They can't even flirt right.

Xer

Where's the bouquet of heads?

Tasleus

(Team Svo): Siobhan says, "I want to come lick yer socks mistress."

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

You give the world a smart salute.

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

The fires in the forge start to flicker and then burn out.

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Your current clan will now be the 'Team Svo' clan.

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

(Team Svo): Siobhan says, "Crap."

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Galland gives the world a smart salute.

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

(Team Svo): You say, "Oh, my."

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Galland leaves to the south.

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Firien tells you, "LOL."

(p) H: 4218 (105%), M: 3522 (99%) 15000w, 18285e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

(Team Svo): Bluef says, "Please make sure they're washed before you do so this time.

Katzchen

I think that would have to be a contender for the top 100 worst mistells of all time.

Kyriella

You beckon to a swarm of bees.

A wry smile spreads across a swarm of bees's face.

...wait, what?

Katzchen

Kyriella said:

You beckon to a swarm of bees.

A wry smile spreads across a swarm of bees's face.

...wait, what?

Bees think they're getting laid.

Velyse

Cheshire bees

Aktillum

The agitated baboon grabs hold of the branches of a nearby tree and swings herself up, barking loudly. A 

moment later, you are showered with a disgusting rain of fresh dung.

Zephiel has been slain by a female baboon.

A ball of myrrh gum falls from Zephiel's corpse.

death by monkey poo.

Triak

Ashlog tells you, "Hellos."

You tell Ashlog, "Yes?"

Ashlog tells you, "Mistell sorry."

H: 8861 (100%), M: 8640 (96%) 34370w, 35896e 11% x|cdbk-  23:42:22.238(-333 Mana, 3.7%) qw tri
Trilliana, Trinoko, Trianna,

BEWARE TRIs!

Athorem

I didn't even know you could use shortened names until I read some funny mistells.

Tasleus

Klochild has committed ritual suicide.

H: 4218 (100%), M: 3502 (98%) 15000w, 19380e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

You tell Klochild, Scholar of Glaaki, "//Thank you, for finally saving me the trouble."

H: 4218 (100%), M: 3502 (98%) 15000w, 19380e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Klochild tells you, "// Jerk!"

H: 4218 (100%), M: 3502 (98%) 15000w, 19380e 80% ex|dbk- 0/2|0/0|0/0|121

Trilliana

Triak said:

Ashlog tells you, "Hellos."

You tell Ashlog, "Yes?"

Ashlog tells you, "Mistell sorry."

H: 8861 (100%), M: 8640 (96%) 34370w, 35896e 11% x|cdbk-  23:42:22.238(-333 Mana, 3.7%) qw tri
Trilliana, Trinoko, Trianna,

BEWARE TRIs!

Now I'm scared... friggin stalkerish dude. 

Katzchen

Athorem said:

I didn't even know you could use shortened names until I read some funny mistells.

Yeah, I used to get weird mistells intended for Khar all the time on my alt... Khari. That was slightly awkward. I always use the full name, always use 'tell' instead of turning nametells on, and never use reply. Bit of a pain, but probably a good habbit to get into.

Tanaar

I think that would have to be a contender for the top 100 worst mistells of all time.

The time I mis'd the lyrics to the Lords of Acid song "Pussy" to CHT makes that look really tame. Tarah and I had a long conversation about my disturbing fondness for cats after

Katzchen

Tanaar said:

I think that would have to be a contender for the top 100 worst mistells of all time.

The time I mis'd the lyrics to the Lords of Acid song "Pussy" to CHT makes that look really tame. Tarah and I had a long conversation about my disturbing fondness for cats after

There's a reason I said 'top 100' and not 'top 10' :P Although I really do think a sock fetish is up there in things you do not want people thinking you have.

Jules

Tanaar said:

I think that would have to be a contender for the top 100 worst mistells of all time.

The time I mis'd the lyrics to the Lords of Acid song "Pussy" to CHT makes that look really tame. Tarah and I had a long conversation about my disturbing fondness for cats after

Some of the best road rage music ever!  

EDIT:  gem from the youtube comments

"Want to go to the Lords of Acid concert?"

"Why yes I'd love to have sex with you!"

Tvistor

Don't judge, man.

Asmodron

(Mhaldor): Norbert, a scabby peasant says, "I'm in trouble here at 'Taproom of the Worm and Grub!'"

(Mhaldor): Norbert, a scabby peasant says, "Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhgghh......"

~~ Ooooh a possible raider ~~

readlog Mhaldor
General log for the City of Mhaldor:

2013/01/20 11:24:54 - Alyssea slew Norbert, a scabby peasant.

(Mhaldor): Katzchen says, "It was Alyssea. She's now on the isle."

farsee alyssea
You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of
Alyssea.
Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Alyssea is in New Thera.

(Mhaldor): You say, "Back in new thera."

farsee alyssea
You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of
Alyssea.
Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Alyssea is in eleusis.

(Mhaldor): You say, "Now eleusis."
(Mhaldor): You say, "Seems she only had a grudge against the peasant."


~~ Bully -.- ~~

Katzchen

I suppose thanking her for taking out the trash would be the wrong move?

Alyssea

Norbert just happened to be there. I was really only looking for kittens and pegasi.

Tesha

Delphinus said:

Kätzchen n (genitive Kätzchens, plural Kätzchen)

1. kitten

I'm on to you. [-X

@Alyssea is looking for you @Katzchen

Katzchen

Well, she wasn't looking very hard, I stepped into the room not a minute after she left, with my pegasus also.

Synbios

|4459hp(93%)|3550mp(92%) | (99%)e|(99%)w,ex|cdbk-52.7%xp [Ecalith|stance:thyr|shin:]-t undead

[TARGET MODE] - UNDEAD CONFIRMED AS TARGET

e;ne;dsl undead  << Entered this command to immediately attack the zombie that was in the room to the e and ne.

Through an old corridor lined with open caskets.

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This old and narrow corridor is supplied with rock ledges, meticulously chiseled to the size of a 

casket. Long empty, the lids of the coffins are broken off, sending their former inhabitants 

wandering through the night. The air is thick and damp, the smell of death and rot evident with 

every step. A boulder has come loose from the ceiling and crushed a casket on its way down, leaving 

pieces of splintered wood and stone scattered across the floor. There are 2 shambling zombies here.

You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.

|4459hp(93%)|3550mp(92%) | (99%)e|(99%)w,ex|cdbk-52.7%xp [Undead|stance:thyr|shin:]-

Entrance to the crumbling catacombs.

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Upon entering this clammy and weakly-lit room, the stench of death and rotten flesh is evident 

within the air. A few almost burnt down torches are hanging here and there across the walls, 

scattering an uneven light throughout the surrounding area. Like the rest of the catacombs, this 

room is built from massive boulders, neatly cut into large, brick-like building blocks with worn-

down decorations. After centuries of wear and tear the boulders are now cracked and dirty, various 

bugs crawling in and out of the small crevices, leaving the entrance-hall in a sad state of 

disrepair. A decaying zombie stands waiting with a patience only the dead can afford. << Time to begin the epic showdown of epic destin...

You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and up.

|4459hp(93%)|3550mp(92%) | (99%)e|(99%)w,ex|cdbk-52.7%xp [Undead|stance:thyr|shin:]-

With unnatural speed, you elegantly twist your body and draw White Smoke and aim a deadly slash 

towards a shambling zombie, sheathing your blade in one motion.

You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!! << Dammit crits, y u no let me begin epic showdown?

The final blow proves too much for a shambling zombie, who expires pitifully.

Seeing a flaw on shambling zombie's guard, you slide forward, White Smoke's blade glimmering in the 

light. With three slashes performed from multiple angles, you finish off a shambling zombie with an 

eviscerating fourth slash.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

|4459hp(93%)|3550mp(92%) | (99%)e|(99%)w,e|cdbk-52.8%xp [Undead|stance:thyr|shin:]-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.455s)

Synbios

Also, close calls and lucky stance changes:

|1122hp(23%)|2964mp(77%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(172)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:thyr|shin:]-(-596h, 

12.5%) 

You bleed 124 health.

|998hp(21%)|2964mp(77%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:thyr|shin:]-(-124h, 2.

6%) mir

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.625s)

|998hp(21%)|2904mp(76%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:thyr|shin:]-

With a swift motion, a Qurnok guard impales you on the end of his sharpened spear.

|414hp(8%)|2904mp(76%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:thyr|shin:]-(-584h, 

12.3%)  << Trolls were dealing an average of 600 damage to me in Thyr.

Resolving to move as water, you enter the Mir stance.

|414hp(8%)|2904mp(76%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-mir

You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.

|414hp(8%)|2784mp(72%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-(outr 

potash|eat potash)

You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 472.

|414hp(8%)|2724mp(71%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-

You eat a potash crystal.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

|889hp(18%)|3106mp(81%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,e|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-(+475h, 10.

0%, +382m, 10.0%) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.679s)

|889hp(18%)|3106mp(81%) | (97%)e|(97%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-

Raising his spear above his head, a Qurnok guard quickly slashes open your torso.

|401hp(8%)|3046mp(79%) | (97%)e|(96%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-(-488h, 10.

3%)  << Ow. One more hit and I'm...

A large toad hops in from the northwest.

|401hp(8%)|3046mp(79%) | (97%)e|(96%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-nw

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

|401hp(8%)|2986mp(78%) | (97%)e|(96%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-(sip 

vitality)

With a swift motion, a Qurnok guard impales you on the end of his sharpened spear.

|6hp(0%)|2986mp(78%) | (97%)e|(96%)w,ex|cdbk[bld(124)]-53.3%xp [Troll|stance:mir|shin:]-(-395h, 8.

3%) << ...safe! nw

A secluded corner.

--- Area 301: The village of Qurnok ---------

                                             

                                             

                                             

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A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Separated from the rest of 

the swamp by expansive stretches of turbid water, this small, gloomy nook is untouched by natural 

light. The splashing tide washes to and fro against the edge of the island, saturating the stick and 

grass-ridden terrain. Small white mushrooms rise from the ground sporadically, releasing diminutive 

spores into the humid air. A plethora of fireflies glow intermittently in a heavy, pervasive fog, 

their light joined by the buzzing sound of flying mosquitoes and the sonorous chirping of crickets 

echoing through the haze.

You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

Mannimar

After threats of jumping @Daslin when he reached 80.

You create a window in your mind's eye and will the image of Daslin within its frame.

You see that Daslin is at Centre Crossing.

[walking to him]

You raise your hand in greeting to Daslin and say "Hi!"

You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Universe out of your deck.

Rubbing your fingers briskly on the card, you charge it with necessary energy. The card begins to glow with a mystic energy.

You fling the card at the ground, and it vanishes into the earth in a spark of magic.

You wave goodbye at Daslin.

A shimmering, translucent image rises up before you, its glittering surface displaying the verdant grasslands, soaring mountains, sprawling settlements and deep blue seas of the Achaea mainland.

You reach out and touch the map before you. Your surroundings spin as you melt effortlessly into the image.

Daslin tells you, "Don't -do- that!"

Daslin tells you, "Make me jump so hard!"

Daslin tells you, "I figured, I saw you charge a card, then my half-asleep mind saw the word you and I was like aww s-, he just hanged man'd me."