Memorable quotes

Skye

Tiah gazes up at the sky, a small smile formed upon her countenance.
4288h, 3849m, 19720e, 16877w cexkdb-20:52:21:955
Dark black-purple clouds roll across the sky, heralding thunder that sounds
unnaturally violent.
4288h, 3849m, 19720e, 16991w cexkdb-20:52:49:851
A dark rain begins to fall, feeling warm upon your skin. You lick your lips and
discover that it is blood falling from the skies.

Nice timing @_@

Asmodron

Skye said:

Tiah gazes up at the sky, a small smile formed upon her countenance.
4288h, 3849m, 19720e, 16877w cexkdb-20:52:21:955
Dark black-purple clouds roll across the sky, heralding thunder that sounds
unnaturally violent.
4288h, 3849m, 19720e, 16991w cexkdb-20:52:49:851
A dark rain begins to fall, feeling warm upon your skin. You lick your lips and
discover that it is blood falling from the skies.

Nice timing @_@

This time it was -not- me O.O

Oceana

An orc sergeant exclaims, "Dey say join da army see da world... Dem STUPID!"

Oceana

Random tell from an enemy:
"I was once told if you kill a Druid in a cave they drop moss."

Xenomorph

You tell Sir Darroth Vallah, Knight of the Aarash Kheyr, "So when you guys get sleepy at night, do you just sorta lay in the road, or did you all pitch in and build mud huts?""

Darroth tells you, "Come pay a visit."

Babel

Shocking absolutely nobody, that ended very badly indeed. This is not the ranting thread, and neither is this an acceptable place for personal attacks of any kind. You're all adults! Be good.

Tvistor

Babel said:

Shocking absolutely nobody, that ended very badly indeed. This is not the ranting thread, and neither is this an acceptable place for personal attacks of any kind. You're all adults! Be good.

You clearly haven't met some of us.

Xenomorph

Wow. My motivation is really shot right now. I feel like a colony of ants does WHEN SOMETHING BIG COMES ALONG AND WRECKS ALL THE WORK!!!

Fine.

 

I'm packing my bags, and I'm going to a forum where trolls like me are revered for our KINDRED SPIRITS!

*stomps off*

 

edit: oh noooes, now I'm stuck in a little jail and I can't leave

Tvistor

Xeno's doing hard time.

Kyrra

Rurin, the Crafter has died screaming for the crime of taunting the Lord of Oblivion.

Xenomorph

Tvistor said:

Xeno's doing hard time.

Hard time, doing HARD TIME.

 

 

Pimps and ho's & tricks in rows

Women walk the street with corns on they feet

Broken dreams, and no ice creams

 

 

Tvistor

Amen.

Elowin

Word.

Silas

lmao, forum jail. Classic.

Nizaris

Karvash said:

Apparently I missed the memo, but all well, being a slave isn't that bad. At least I get to keep any money I earn.

@Karvash: Ahem. Need I mention the tithe?

Anyway, glad you're having fun. Niz and Quei like making things interesting for newbies. Just locked one up in the pillory today. So uh ... stick around.

Sena

Message #1 Sent by Ashlog
1/18/7:49 Hellos *romp*.
You sent the following message to Ashlog:
Hello?
Ashlog would like you to know: Nyanko whispers, "Nyanko loves Ash with all her furry little heart nya!"
Message #2 Sent by Ashlog
1/18/7:50 Howsis you doin cutey?
You sent the following message to Ashlog:
...Good.

This was on Sonoa, my new sentinel alt. It seems that even male newbies aren't immune.

Kyrra

Wait until he starts appearing like magic to where ever you log in!

Tvistor

(Party): Antidas says, "Verily and mannimar."

4195h, 3669m, 19265e, 15800w cexk-[I]15:45:00:370

(Party): You say, "Hrm."

4195h, 3669m, 19265e, 15800w cexk-[I]15:45:02:981

(Party): You say, "Still doable assuming no pit."

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you. 
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.

Sulpherous cavern.

Son of a -

Arador

Tales from the guardhouse

You pick up the heart of a mortal, still dripping blood.

You say with a gutteral, trollish accent, "Oh did not even notice this one."

You say with a gutteral, trollish accent, "So thoughtful, people never leave snacks here."

Blade Savant @Katzchen Xanatov, Squire of Tiamat says in Mhaldorian, "I know, right?"

Verily

It wasn't me! If it was, I totally would have pit @Antidas instead.

Antidas

@Verily - d'aww, thanks. I actually got pitted in that same one anyways

Seldin

That may explain the sudden disappearance.

Rangor

Sena said:

Message #1 Sent by Ashlog
1/18/7:49 Hellos *romp*.
You sent the following message to Ashlog:
Hello?
Ashlog would like you to know: Nyanko whispers, "Nyanko loves Ash with all her furry little heart nya!"
Message #2 Sent by Ashlog
1/18/7:50 Howsis you doin cutey?
You sent the following message to Ashlog:
...Good.

This was on Sonoa, my new sentinel alt. It seems that even male newbies aren't immune.

Ashlog has a big heart, it devours Cubs so fast it makes the Cub Stew seem insignificant.

Katzchen

Muerdac gives the world a smart salute.

A massive gatehouse.
<snip> Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian of the Maldaathi is here. He wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand.
You see a single exit leading west.

You cough softly.

Arador narrows his eyes and then blinks rapidly, several times.

Arador gives Muerdac a respectful salute.

You narrow your eyes and blink rapidly, enhancing your vision to seek out sources of lifeforce in others.

You take a drink from a stygian vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.

A massive gatehouse.
<snip> Grunt Muerdac is here, shrouded. He wields a shining steel longsword in each hand. Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian of the Maldaathi is here. He wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand.
You see a single exit leading west.

You have recovered equilibrium. (3.446s)

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

You give Muerdac a respectful salute.

Arador tells you, "When did he show up?"

You tell Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian of the Maldaathi in Mhaldorian, "I have no idea."

Arador says with a gutteral, trollish accent, "Greetings, Grunt."

Tis a bad day when a novice can sneak up on a Squire and a Knight, and catch them both with lifevision down by mistake.

Daslin

Barry grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

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An exquisite summerstorm butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A golden emperor butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A glitterlight butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An exquisite summerstorm butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A glitterlight butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A golden emperor butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A white pearl butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A golden emperor butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A glitterlight butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A white pearl butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A golden emperor butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A white pearl butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A white pearl butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A glitterlight butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A golden emperor butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An indigo nightfire butterfly falls from Barry's person.

An exquisite summerstorm butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A red admiral butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A white pearl butterfly falls from Barry's person.

A crude driftwood sign falls from Barry's person.

Barry is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to 

Achaea.

are you EFFING KIDDING ME?!

Antidas

Wheeling overhead, a lunalia descends towards you in dramatic circles before landing on your 

shoulder. Snapping the bindings holding the letter to its leg, it drops it into your hand, silver 

eyes glittering as it takes to the sky and away.

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You begin to speak Achaean (with perfect fluency).

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You are wielding:

      bow****** : an ephemeral bow of shadow in your hands.

You are holding:

      letter384786        an elegant white letter

You are wearing:

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You feel your density return to normal.

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You sent the following message to Dodder:

OOC: im gonna guess that this letter I just got is my head, right?

Dodder would like you to know: I <insert your name here>, do solemnly swear that in sending this 

message I promise to be nice.

5022h, 4202m, 23280e, 18000w excdbk 0.6- 05:06:54.171

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

[stuff]

5022h, 4202m, 23280e, 18000w excdbk 0.6- 05:06:55.925p letter

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to 

keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

"head376504"                            the decapitated head of Antidas

5022h, 4202m, 23280e, 18000w excdbk 0.6- 05:06:57.812

Hi, my name is Antidas, and I am phsycic

Katzchen

I love how @Antidas stars out his bow's last name number in case it is identified.

Tvistor

His bow is wanted in four cities and one hobo community on counts of murder.

Katzchen

(Mhaldor): Kholm says, "Hail, Mhaldor."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Hail, Naga."

(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Greetings, Naga."

Kholm tells you, "That's Mr. naga to you."

You tell Kholm D'Saule, Whip of Atrocity in Mhaldorian, "Yessir, ma'am, sir?"

Kholm tells you, "I am a very pretty ma'am thank you."

You tell Kholm D'Saule, Whip of Atrocity in Mhaldorian, "I thought so."

Kholm tells you, "I enjoy my frilly panties."

You tell Kholm D'Saule, Whip of Atrocity in Mhaldorian, "Too much information, brother."

You tell Kholm D'Saule, Whip of Atrocity in Mhaldorian, "But keep commenting such things. I can only hope you accidentally send one of them over the city channel."

Glad you're back @Kholm

Sylvance

Peak said:

Zinka tells you, "I'll duel you, what class?"

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "Runewarden, and you?"

Zinka tells you, "Paladin."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "What level are you?"

Zinka tells you, "85."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "I'm level 78."

Zinka tells you, "Up to you."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "How about a spar first."

Zinka tells you, "Alright, I'll meet you in Delos."

You throw down the gauntlet and issue a formal challenge to Zinka to face you in single combat.

Zinka throws down the gauntlet and issues a formal challenge to face her in single combat - to the death, and all the loss that implies! ACCEPT ZINKA in order to do so.

accept zinka

You have been slain by Zinka.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

**********************************************************

You have been defeated and are thrown out of the Arena.

**********************************************************

The spectator stands of the Matsuhama Arena.

 

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "Did you do to the death?"

Zinka tells you, "Aye, you didn't know?"

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "No... that's why I did it in the arena."

Zinka tells you, "Arg, sorry."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "That was dishonourable."

Zinka tells you, "Um, you accepted."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "Had I known you were going to do that, there is no way I would have."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "Hence me challenging you."

Zinka tells you, "I thought you realised I did it."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, ""how about a spar first"."

You tell Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Marshal of Phaestus, "Those were my exact words."

You say, "I have no idea how you can justify that."

Zinka says in a softly lilting voice, "You ACCEPTED."

On the one hand, I think it was a bit of a mean trick (if it was a trick. Honestly I'd find it hard to believe that that was a genuine misunderstanding).  But it was a very, very clever mean trick, so well done.  On the other hand 'Let's have a spar first, before we duel' can only possibly mean one thing - 'Let's spar, then if you beat me I'll refuse to duel you'.  So, I love you @Peak, but it kinda looks like the player got played