Memorable quotes

Achilles

Tanris said:

Shamelessly lol'd, not gonna lie.

 

That said, Achilles probably could just delph dsl Peak to death since he has no system 90% of the time, but whatevs. (Please don't forum zap me I'll find a quote asap.)

Xer

Please do not remind me of the time when I ate 500 goldenseal in one go.

Peak

Achilles said:

Tanris said:

Shamelessly lol'd, not gonna lie.

 

That said, Achilles probably could just delph dsl Peak to death since he has no system 90% of the time, but whatevs. (Please don't forum zap me I'll find a quote asap.)

Still hired for "stealing" the body of a person that you didn't kill.
=D> =D>

Achilles

Still haven't seen you outside in 5 days.

At least Salik has guts, Peak's just a giant talking chicken.

Tirac

Xer said:

Please do not remind me of the time when I ate 500 goldenseal in one go.

When I first started making the defense-keep-up part of my system, I had the smart idea to try sileris first. I probably had a faint inkling that it would be a good idea to try something less expensive, but I was just getting confident with my coding. Inevitably, the system spammed "apply sileris". I keep a pretty full rift (2000 max at the time) and burned every last sileris I had, d/c'ing myself and everyone in the room with me, and sileris was ridiculously expensive at that time.

Tanris

Ugh, I did exactly the same thing but with kola/cohosh. Costly errors!

Peak

Achilles said:

Still haven't seen you outside in 5 days.

At least Salik has guts, Peak's just a giant talking chicken.

Salik has been shrubbed for autoforging, uses a raido rune to get away from combat before journaling (by his own admittance)(to feed horses then came back immediately, of course), has no understanding for the rules (calls for stipulation, but I think it's kind of obvious with what he says), and is currently forum banned.

I am not here to be like Salik. I've also gained roughly 8% since the contract from bashing. So, just like when you tried decapitating that body in an outdoor room, had you been paying more attention, things would have turned out differently.


(Ashtan): You say, "Hokutoseikun was robbing Therans, by the way."
(Ashtan): @Orklanishkal says, "What an absurd name."

Orklanishkal

I don't get it.

Faolin

Kybrae said:

Vayne said:

You pick up a beautiful Keresis doll.
4288h, 4026m cexkb-01:07:03:329
This doll is super beautiful and is made to mimic the awesome Goddess Keresis.
You think she is pretty like sunshine! Except she kills puppies. In fact, she's
wearing a t-shirt that says KILLS PUPPIES across her boobs. She is awesome and
you love her.
It weighs 5 ounce(s).

-----
What the hell?

Hot.

Mannimar found a "mass of um" in a store in Cyrene. I think the Mass of Um has that beat, because it's... made of um

I had a bag of dead kittens for a while.  It was an arrow and you could shoot it with a bow. I think I sold it to Delph for a stupid sum of money and then it disappeared. 

Almondus

Tanris' title keeps making me giggle. Implement of the abyss, eh?

Tanris

I dun get it

Synbios

Almondus said:

Tanris' title keeps making me giggle. Implement of the abyss, eh?

Now that you mention it, I cannot unsee it now. Gdit.

Tanris

Gdi. Now I need a new one.

Tvistor

Ugh, can not unsee.

Iocun

Tanris said:

Ugh, I did exactly the same thing but with kola/cohosh. Costly errors!

Cheapskates. I do all my testing with lifestones.

Arador

Yeah had a little while loop to try and beat stupidity failing actions. First test was on Paralysis during the Bloodroot shortage......My pockets still catch fire when I think about it.

Goggo

Ascendant Tanris Rozzan, Herald of Entropy 

I liked more the old one

Trilliana

Almondus said:

Tanris' title keeps making me giggle. Implement of the abyss, eh?

Your avatar plus what you said makes for lots of luls!

Kresslack

Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "If 

Shallam believes it judicious to stroll into My village and impose its limited creativity on what 

they find there, it will find the welcome in Caer Witrin less than warm. Consider yourselves warned.

Kresslack

Also....wtf?

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living. (-150m, 4.3%) 

"You have asked for salvation from your fate, for consideration from Me," She utters with absolute 

implacability. "This I will give, though you will sacrifice a part of your soul in return." You fall 

to your knees in mute supplication. Tears build in your eyes as visions of your life flash before 

you. The presence of this incredible being- the Great Mother Herself- is too glorious and too 

terrible to bear. Longing to return to the material world, which is so much more hospitable to a 

mortal soul, you silently beg for a return to life, with all its joy and all its pain.

Xith suddenly falls into view from the sky above you with a terrified scream, plummeting head first to the surface with a sickening crunch.

"Very well," responds Maya, the Great Mother. With that, She stands, firmly lifts you onto Her open, 

out-stretched palm, and raises you to eye level with Her. Staring into Her eyes - inscrutable black 

orbs that pierce the veil of your soul - you are overwhelmed and feel darkness begin to overtake 

your consciousness. Just as you pass into unconsciousness, a single word, softly uttered, shines 

clearly in your mind: "Grow."

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living. (-150m, 4.3%)

Peak

Being expedited through Maya's halls comes at a cost

Tahquil

I heard Gods could throw you across continents but directly into the Halls of Maya is a bit OP.

Tanris

Lol'd pretty hard at that. +1

Oceana

Tahquil said:

I heard Gods could throw you across continents but directly into the Halls of Maya is a bit OP.

OP = OmniPotent, right?

Tahquil

-Obligatory nasal spray joke-

Kinilan

(Clan clan): Azor says, "Let's sail to Aetolia."

You quietly pass the word to the executive officer to keelhaul Azor.
A murderous sparkle in their eyes, the crew turns upon Azor, tying him up in
rigging cordage. Four burly men grab his arms and legs and on the count of three,
 toss Azor astern.

Zeon

A goblin boy dressed in an Ironbeard costume shouts, "I am da Ironbeard!"

Wysteria

Heard while offplane:

Sound wavers and shifts, and the entire world seems to reverberate as a sonorous rumble echoes through your mind, accompanied by the crackle of electricity.

The jarring noise slowly subsides, and you find your capacity to sense distant communications amplified exponentially.

Let the rants begin.

Wysteria

Go, Neraeos, go:

The Sea Serpent of the Crystal Forest has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of the Sea.

Synbios

Zeon said:

A goblin boy dressed in an Ironbeard costume shouts, "I am da Ironbeard!"

Seems legit.