Memorable quotes

Peak · September 2012

[spoiler] You should hire me to do it for you guys. [/spoiler]

Hermes, Lupus, Selene, (oh yeah) Phaestus (there is no shrine to Phaestus in Ashtan... how do I offer to.. if there's no...[I leave Ashtan]), and Ourania don't seem to mind since I often do it for personal essence anyways.

Sorry @Tanris

Enough of this derailing. Kill me if you have a good reason to. Don't grief, it'll hurt my feelings. Don't hire, it's super lame, especially when you're a dragon and combatant going against a level 80 non-combatant. OR you could maybe try and talk to me in game about it because, believe it or not, I RP.

Achilles · September 2012

Peak said:
Enough of this derailing. Kill me if you have a good reason to. Don't grief, it'll hurt my feelings. Don't hire, it's super lame, especially when you're a dragon and combatant going against a level 80 non-combatant. OR you could maybe try and talk to me in game about it because, believe it or not, I RP.

I did and warned you repeatedly to stop both in a conversation at NoT and through tells numerous times. I offered to duel you numerous times, so having another set of eyes waiting for you to go outside only helps.

Phaestus · September 2012

Quotes please

Trilliana · September 2012

Phaestus said:

Quotes please

I can't help it, but Your avatar makes me giggle

hmm quote... from this morning

- 2012/09/02 16:14:03 - Sohl has been slain by the might of Beloved Trilliana Inamora, Mineral Maven.

- 2012/09/02 16:14:25 - Tanris has been slain by the might of Beloved Trilliana Inamora, Mineral Maven.

22 seconds apart *boggle*

Mizik · September 2012

Achilles said:

Mizik said:

Achilles said:

Lies about me jumping you. The only time I can remember jumping anyone was Mizik and someone else in Annwyn with Naisar. We got Mizik and then Tanris and someone else show up and crushed us (well me, Naisar got away).

Liar! I was AFK in UW and come back to soul

Actually thinking back it was in Annwyn, you were afk bashing following someone else (I think Sohl?). I just remember you kept trying to kill Sidhe as we were killing you. Serves you right!

It was Underworld near Prioska, and it was Arcturus or Entaro following me. We killed the DK, I said 'brb'. Few min later, you and Naisar walk in and an Uber DK followed. I come back as soul.

Sherazad · September 2012

Trilliana said:

Phaestus said:

Quotes please

I can't help it, but Your avatar makes me giggle

hmm quote... from this morning

- 2012/09/02 16:14:03 - Sohl has been slain by the might of Beloved Trilliana Inamora, Mineral Maven.
- 2012/09/02 16:14:25 - Tanris has been slain by the might of Beloved Trilliana Inamora, Mineral Maven.

22 seconds apart *boggle*

I actually giggled when I think I've seen you kill those people. <think, because x_x lack of sleep>

Also, corpse stealing has been done lots by people not involved in raids/defense. It's pretty meh, but I wonder why people are only caring now.

Synbios · September 2012

|70%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|excdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|stand

sheathe

drawslash Undead

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

A cannibalistic lunatic shouts, "Forget the bug's meat, buy mine: personally harvested fresh and tested for quality, guaranteed."

|70%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|excdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|(sip vitality)

A sudden, excruciating pain overcomes your body as a pair of glowing, red eyes stares intently at

you from within a thick hood.

|52%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|excdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|(-829 Health)

|52%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|excdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|

You place a hand on Unrelenting Destiny's grip, readying yourself for a vicious assault.

|52%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|excdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|

With unnatural speed, you elegantly twist your body and draw Unrelenting Destiny and aim a deadly

slash towards a cursed phantasm, sheathing your blade in one motion.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

The final blow proves too much for a cursed phantasm, who expires pitifully.

Seeing a flaw on cursed phantasm's guard, you unleash a lightning-fast combination of slashes, the

silvery trail of Unrelenting Destiny drawing fatal cuts from its dying body. You flick your blade

once before sheathing it, turning your focus elsewhere.

A small blood ruby shard tumbles out of the corpse of a cursed phantasm.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

|52%HP|93MP%|93%EP|99%WP|ecdbk|20%XP|target:Undead|shin:|stance:thyr|

I bet your idea of testing is licking it all over before selling it on market, eh?

Boosteya · September 2012

Phaestus said:

Quotes please

Thank You! They wouldn't listen to me.

Boosteya · September 2012

I'm not sure this is the right section, but I figure a thread for things that hopefully amuse, is in order somewhere. The following is an example of what I mean:

You tell Crazed Antic Orphen Creville Escapee, "SKP?"

Orphen tells you, "Whaaaa?"

honours orphen

Crazed Antic Orphen Creville Escapee (male Rajamala).

He is 328 years old, having been born on the 9th of Scarlatan, 277 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1408th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

He is a proud soldier of Ashtan.

He is considered to be approximately 55% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His motto: 'Drug dealers, prostitutes, and abortions.'

See HONOURS DEEDS ORPHEN to view his 1 special honours.

You tell Crazed Antic Orphen Creville Escapee, "You mean, you're not?"

Orphen tells you, "What's a SKP?"

Goggo · September 2012

Peak said:

Enough of this derailing. Kill me if you have a good reason to. Don't grief, it'll hurt my feelings. Don't hire, it's super lame, especially when you're a dragon and combatant going against a level 80 non-combatant. OR you could maybe try and talk to me in game about it because, believe it or not, I RP.

Yeah. I've been on the other side of your "quality" RP.

http://www.achaea.com/forum/quotes-20?page=120#comment-1353461

Tanris · September 2012

Shamelessly lol'd, not gonna lie.

That said, Achilles probably could just delph dsl Peak to death since he has no system 90% of the time, but whatevs. (Please don't forum zap me I'll find a quote asap.)

Xenomorph · September 2012

Corpse thieving, in the Book of Xenomorph, results in death. PK rules (as always) are irrelevent.

I was on Azdun one time, I starbursted then killed a Shallamite that I had a contract on. Before I could recover balance to pick up -my- property I killed, some Shallamite corpse thief by the name of Carmell ran into the room, stole the body off the ground, and tried to run off with it, hitting my gravehands in the process, the thief was thwarted and was summarily executed in turn for her heinous crime.

An issue was filed (duh, consider who we are talking about here) claiming I had no cause.

Sorry. You dropped what you were doing, ran to Azdun, and proceeded to steal from me. This warrants death. Don't want to get killed? Don't steal from people. Mind your own business before you step into someone else's.

Delphinus · September 2012

This is the sort of thing that's better off in the quotes thread.

Sherazad · September 2012

@_@ I didn't get it

Edit: I think I do. I don't understand how it is amusing tho. >.>

Silas · September 2012

I missed you, Xeno.

Synbios · September 2012

Xenomorph said:
Sorry. You dropped what you were doing, ran to Azdun, and proceeded to steal from me. This warrants death. Don't want to get killed? Don't steal from people. Mind your own business before you step into someone else's.

Or be better at retreating the eff out.

Boosteya · September 2012

K guys. Forum mod, please close thread? K, thanks.

Merged into quotes.

--Your beloved forum moderation team.

Boosteya · September 2012

Boosteya said:

I'd like to know how Peak is supposed to know whether any body he may or may not get, is on which side. Last I checked, falcons don't IH. But not in this thread, because whatever your answer is, it's not a quote and is therefore off topic.

@Blujixapug Guess you missed it above my purple log... :-L

edit: page 9

Thaumas · September 2012

No.

Faolin · September 2012

(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "Hi, Havyn."
(The Great Hall): Havyn says, "Hi!"
(The Great Hall): Skarash says, "By extremely small I mean generally a small population with a small nuclear family."
(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "We don't always discuss politics, but when we do, a lot of people go SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.
(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "And we don't listen."
(The Great Hall): You say, "Lolol Metzger."
(The Great Hall): Havyn says, "Got it."

Trilliana · September 2012

Faolin said:

(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "Hi, Havyn."
(The Great Hall): Havyn says, "Hi!"
(The Great Hall): Skarash says, "By extremely small I mean generally a small population with a small nuclear family."
(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "We don't always discuss politics, but when we do, a lot of people go SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.
(The Great Hall): Metzger says, "And we don't listen."
(The Great Hall): You say, "Lolol Metzger."
(The Great Hall): Havyn says, "Got it."

Love the clan, but I had too much going on to pay attention

Bonko · September 2012

Silas said:

I missed you, Xeno.

Ok, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, Silas? What part of "STOP MAKING POSTS I WANT TO LIKE INSTEAD OF DISAGREE WITH" did you not understand?

Antidas · September 2012

@bonko you're killing the joke, man.

Kresslack · September 2012

= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III

wield cleaver

You begin to wield a butchering cleaver in your right hand.

= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III(parry head)

You do not have any weapons capable of parrying, warrior.

= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III(parry head)

You do not have any weapons capable of parrying, warrior.

(svo): And a butchering cleaver won't fly, either.

= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III

Ah....Vadi, your quirky little prompts are appreciated.

Exelethril · September 2012

Kresslack said:

= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III
wield cleaver
You begin to wield a butchering cleaver in your right hand.
= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III(parry head)
You do not have any weapons capable of parrying, warrior.
= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III(parry head)
You do not have any weapons capable of parrying, warrior.
(svo): And a butchering cleaver won't fly, either.
= S--@h99,H99,CE100%,W<-SE@8kts,C/S->NW@0,III

Ah....Vadi, your quirky little prompts are appreciated.

Dude, your prompt looks awful.

edit: how did I misquote that..

Katzchen · September 2012

It's a ship prompt.

Almondus · September 2012

aliaslist

Alias Command

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...

gw hw

ghelp hhelp

guild house

...

You have 77 aliases.

...Yeah. I'm old-fashioned

Kybrae · September 2012

Vayne said:

You pick up a beautiful Keresis doll.
4288h, 4026m cexkb-01:07:03:329
This doll is super beautiful and is made to mimic the awesome Goddess Keresis.
You think she is pretty like sunshine! Except she kills puppies. In fact, she's
wearing a t-shirt that says KILLS PUPPIES across her boobs. She is awesome and
you love her.
It weighs 5 ounce(s).

-----
What the hell?
Hot.

Mannimar found a "mass of um" in a store in Cyrene. I think the Mass of Um has that beat, because it's... made of um

Kybrae · September 2012

Antidas said:

@bonko you're killing the joke, man.

For a jester, he's not very funny....

Oh... quote wise ha! this guy ate his whole rift (25) of myrrh...

poor kid, apparently SVO went wack on him

~~~

The body of Turoi Innagari appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the

previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.