You have attained godhood..

Zuko

If Lord Tecton and Lord Sarapis approached you and told you they had taken note of your dedication to Achaea, and stated they would be promoting you to be amongst the gods (If you wanted to), I have a few questions.

What would your God Name be, and what would your realm(s) be? Why?

Daklore

I would be Esoom, Lord of All Things Awesome.

And then I would zap Mhaldor into the sea and nerf Ashtan into the ground.

And this is why I would never be a Divine.

As for Hashan? Well, I'm sure Lake Hashan will become a popular beach resort. Granted, I'd have to get those buildings out of the way with an earth-shattering kaboom or two.

In all seriousness, I'd only accept Godhood if I was given complete comedic freedom. And since Scarlatti is already taken, oh well!

Aepas

I truly would have only ever played Apollyon, I'm not near original enough to make up my own, plus most of it seems taken already.

 

Man Apollyon was just the coolest.

Trevize

Golan, God of Xorani.

I would lead them to greatness!

They would fight wars against Phaestus' dwarves.

And burn everything else.

Ruth

Kvotha, Goddess of the Cosmos

Manipulates alchemical energy and the components that conduct its powers (primes and alchemical metals). She'll be a 'Purist', believing that She can purify Creation by actively filtering the impure energies that mess with the natural hum of the world's core.

Mysterious, brash, paranoid, demanding to Her followers. Believes nature/forest energy is wild and fickle. Acknowledges the purifying prowess of fire and light.

Her realm will be largely scholastic, a more extreme rehash of what Lorielan used to be.

Exelethril

Cyrenus, God of Paperwork and Cakes.

Ellodin

Solomon Burke, King of Soul

Ruth

Exelethril said:

Cyrenus, God of Paperwork and Cakes.

Will your temple be like the witch's house in Hansel and Gretel?

Trevize

Ruth said:

Cyrenus, God of Paperwork and Cakes.

Will your temple be like the witch's house in Hansel and Gretel?

Paperwork and cakes... I'm picturing a weird mixture of Vogosphere and Candyland now...

Draqoom

I would be Penwize, God of Bashing and rename @Penwize Pennywise so as not to cause a name conflict

Sartan

I would be @Phaestus.

Vicious

Tyraxiran, God of the Unknown

All and nothing is encompassed within creation. Tyraxiran would the holder of the realms unable to be thought of and not thought of within the infinite reality of said creation. This means that he could never truly exist and would be the equal and opposite of Sarapis due to Sarapis being the God of everything (and thus the "creator god"). Tyraxiran would be the god of un-creation. The ability to exist and not exist outside the folds of the creations created by the creator God. He would be able to move in and out of the dream known as reality. In order to get into the creation of Sarapis, Tyraxirin would have to have snuck in and had become the "infiltrator" or antagonist. etc etc

Nim

My first choices would be some kind of Goddess of Mischief or God of Strife, perhaps even both as siblings.

Yes, I know, I'm normally superbly creative. That said, I'm also superbly indecisive, so I'd probably play some nameless God/dess of Paradoxes that way I can just do all of the things as long it's all self-contradictory.

Herenicus

Herenimax, God of Overdoing It

Skye

Morgan Freeman.

Cause... Morgan Freeman

Fitz

Vicious said:

Tyraxiran, God of the Unknown

All and nothing is encompassed within creation. Tyraxiran would the holder of the realms unable to be thought of and not thought of within the infinite reality of said creation. This means that he could never truly exist and would be the equal and opposite of Sarapis due to Sarapis being the God of everything (and thus the "creator god"). Tyraxiran would be the god of un-creation. The ability to exist and not exist outside the folds of the creations created by the creator God. He would be able to move in and out of the dream known as reality. In order to get into the creation of Sarapis, Tyraxirin would have to have snuck in and had become the "infiltrator" or antagonist. etc etc

So you'd either be the Unnameable Horror or the Void from which both it and Sarapis sprang?

Daslin

I'd just be Daslin, the mortal. Just to confuse people when they think I'm mortal, then they attack and I zap them.

Strata

I would be Sta, Lord of Targeting. So I can zap people who send me frivolous tells 24/7.

Cidusii

Lord Little John, God of Irony

Jozlyn

Coyotl, male trickster god.

What you're pregnant? Totally me.

Inciting war amongst the humanoids? Whoops that was supposed to be a joke.

Practical jokes on other Gods? Yep...

Zuko

Vicious said:

Tyraxiran, God of the Unknown

All and nothing is encompassed within creation. Tyraxiran would the holder of the realms unable to be thought of and not thought of within the infinite reality of said creation. This means that he could never truly exist and would be the equal and opposite of Sarapis due to Sarapis being the God of everything (and thus the "creator god"). Tyraxiran would be the god of un-creation. The ability to exist and not exist outside the folds of the creations created by the creator God. He would be able to move in and out of the dream known as reality. In order to get into the creation of Sarapis, Tyraxirin would have to have snuck in and had become the "infiltrator" or antagonist. etc etc

Pure Awesomeness! Best one yet

Atalkez

Drazkon, God of Fury

Fury is an untapped energy in all beings of Good, Evil and Chaos alike.

No being is free of its grasp, eventually all thoughts give way to the Inferno that burns within.

Fury is the energy that all beings feel when pushed to the very limit of their resolve.

Shirszae

I would probably enjoy being a goddess of wanderers, betrayers, egomaniacs and the uncommitted to any cause but their own. A sort of much-darker Raclawice. 

Teghaine

Vhing - goddess of empathy
To steal a certain moral code:
Never violate a woman, nor harm a child.  Do not lie, cheat or steal.  These things are for lesser men.  Protect the weak against the evil strong.  And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil.

Also Hugs. Cause Hugs are super powerful, and underestimated. Imagine if all of Cyrene and Eleusis walked into Mhaldor, weapons sheathed, and just started hugging anyone they saw.
The Might get attacked and killed for it... But... Come on... So worth it.

Alynna

Lorielan would be fun, especially if you played her like she was in the Trimuative, a scheming goddess of ambition and cunning, using guile, deception, truth, and lies to achieve power, and expect that from her followers.

Oh, let's be honest, I'd totally get Keresis reborn.

Enrai

If I allow myself the hubris of thinking I could do it, Aegis.
He has a fantastic history within Achaea, so much drama that's still unresolved. The returning alone would be really cool.

Problem is, the timing doesn't seem great. He was historically aligned with Ashtan, which is already a powerhouse, and I'm not sure how he should feel about Babel, given that he was married to ole Rainbow Eyes.
On the one hand, Aegis has been somewhat aligned to Chaos, siring both Pandora and Pandemonium with Eris, being the historical Patron of at least the Ashura and sometimes Ashtan.
On the other hand, Babel killed his wife. Plus, with Ashtan being powerful and Aegis' realm being the act of war rather than nuclear nonproliferation, it would make sense for him to want to stir up another faction (or all of them) to lessen the chance that war will ever end.

Really though, that's all someone else's problem and if someone does get the chance to play Aegis, it will be mega. Best of luck to them.

@Zuko, you didn't tell us yours!

Tharvis

Fitz said:

Vicious said:

Tyraxiran, God of the Unknown

All and nothing is encompassed within creation. Tyraxiran would the holder of the realms unable to be thought of and not thought of within the infinite reality of said creation. This means that he could never truly exist and would be the equal and opposite of Sarapis due to Sarapis being the God of everything (and thus the "creator god"). Tyraxiran would be the god of un-creation. The ability to exist and not exist outside the folds of the creations created by the creator God. He would be able to move in and out of the dream known as reality. In order to get into the creation of Sarapis, Tyraxirin would have to have snuck in and had become the "infiltrator" or antagonist. etc etc

So you'd either be the Unnameable Horror or the Void from which both it and Sarapis sprang?

@Fitz, @Vicious that one already exists, Aetolia event, "The Other"

Thaumas

You really should do some research, Enrai.
I would be Cowell, God of Criticism.

Jurixe

I would love to be some Apollyon-Twilight hybrid god - definitely Evil-aligned, but also a mistress of manipulation, misdirection, insidiousness and cruelty. If I had to do it right now though I would just resurrect Apollyon, but I've heard so many good things about the past Apollyon that they're pretty big shoes to fill.

Lorielan, as others have mentioned, seems like a pretty cool role to play as well, but that's more due to her power-mongering, two-faced, backstabbing nature. I think that could be fun. :P

Tesha

I'm not sure what role I'd pick, but something that would let me do temporary stuff like make truenames hit rebounding, piety have 20 minute equilibrium, hands of the grave spawn miniature hands when they proc, soulspear bounce off of shield and do triple damage to the thrower, guards deciding to mutiny and attack people because they're underpaid and have to put up with too much stupid stuff, add a chacne for health to kill you instantly due to overdose, change shrugging syntax so serpents just start emoting shrug constantly in fights, let angels get confused and accidentally absolve their priest, make arrows that miss fly around the world so they actually hit the person who shot them, let people walk on the sea map for like 45 minutes (and randomly take it away), give denizens chances to critical people who hunt them, make bear cubs do a minimum of 20k damage, change Thoth to stop being nice when you die and start totally bitching you out, open up a venus flytrap area that would grief the instant-explorers, make Hashan turn into a robot and smash Ashtan when only like 4 people are logged in and see if everyone else believes them... man, the possibilities.

Daslin

@Tesha you sure you wouldn't just turn EVERYONE into Raspbeary?