Funniest mis tell you've recived?

Myriani

This has probably been covered somewhere, but I'm too lazy to go look. What's the funniest/strangest mistell you've ever received?

Trevize

Between the mudsex mistells, the angry "I hate you, we're done, we're breaking up", and the confidential information tells, hard choice.

My favorites are always the 'mis' mis-tells. Which is followed almost immediately by 'mis' again, then a longer explanation. Vastly amusing.

Nim

When Nimala started existing, I was so excited because it meant I'd finally get messages meant for someone else!

Then, only a mere 28 IG years later, I finally did! It was awesome and definitely worth the wait!

Most mistells I get are from people who use the reply feature. >_>

Trevize

Nim said:

When Nimala started existing, I was so excited because it meant I'd finally get messages meant for someone else!

Then, only a mere 28 IG years later, I finally did! It was awesome and definitely worth the wait!

Most mistells I get are from people who use the reply feature. >_>

I'm not sure why people don't use RT more.

Arianis

Since there are quite a few Ari-'s out there, I've gotten a few. I'd have to say the interesting one was an openly hostile one, and then a few telling me I'm not supposed to be raid defending because I'm too young (they got me confused with Arianas, a Cyrene newbie). 

AH'LL DEFEND MAH CITEH IF AH WANNAH. AIN'T NOBODY HOLDIN' ME BACK.

Wysteria

I've had a few for Wynedere before, and since I have my gem up and they can't see me on QW, they think TELL WY (blah) would be ok and go straight for him. Newp. 

 Silvalum (protege) used to get a stack for Silvarien all the time for similar reasons.

Shirszae

I get mistells from lazy sailing people. 

Penwize

Everyone keeps calling me a door.

Jonathin

I get 'ore' a lot. Not many other mistells than that though.

Achimrst

Since I was a confused newborn, I have always gotten tells for Achilles. More recently from Sothantos, who has assured me he hates me for it.

Sena

I usually just get directions, when people hit space instead of enter when moving southeast or south.

Seldin

Achaean tells you, "Fish."

Achaean tells you, "Rats to liirup."

Achaean tells you, "Rats to ratman."

About sums up the mistells I get.

Jakiro

Only mistells I've ever gotten were from people who either mistook me for someone similarly named, i.e. Jaiko, Jericko, Jack... And from people who probably were to lazy to type the whole name out and just nametell-ed.

That being said, I'm pretty sure I've sent some weird tells to people whose names start with a P, and sometimes an O, because of that same reason (nametells). I'm sure I've sent Orzaansyn some tells like "Humgii" or "Shard" because I mistyped 'P SHARD'.

Tvistor

I was once at Stygian Crossroads when an important Mhaldorian official accidentally sent me a tell containing passionate the details of some sweet, sweet dragon'-loving.

Seftin

I once was speaking to someone about ganking someone then told the person I was going to gank Ok, target <blah> remember to shatter <blah> or some such.

Could have been considered a joke if I hadn't followed it up with  miss.

Hasar

I used to get a lot meant for "Hassan" a Cyrenian.

Cyrenian tells you: Muffins today?

Cyrenian tells you in Cyrenese: Muffins Today?

etc.

Riley

I wonder how many mistells this kid gets

Malefic Rile (male Human).

He is 21 years old, having been born on the 25th of Aeguary, 618 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 2310th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Silas

I get 'health' and 'mana' or 'p health/mana' tells pretty frequently.

Usually from Carmain.

ETA: I also occasionally get Someone Powerful trying to sit on me.

Arador

Tvistor said:

I was once at Stygian Crossroads when an important Mhaldorian official accidentally sent me a tell containing passionate the details of some sweet, sweet dragon'-loving.

Judas! You promised to keep that secret!

Best misstell I ever received was from a young Mhaldorian girl.

Girl tells you "Is so dreamy!"

Followed by her logging off immediately.

Myriani

I had one last night from someone who shall remain nameless that said "Mudsexxxxxx" followed by an embarrassed apology. Beautiful.

Jozlyn

When Jocelyn was active I used to get a lot of mistells. Now I just get sloppy ones from people who use the reply.  Best recently? Someone asking if so and so was the top or bottom in their little duo. I'm pretending they're talking about creating a human pyramid. I hear cheerleading is a beloved Cyrenian pastime.

Alcinae

I've got none due to my name. However, I sometimes got snippets of conversation from people who just use 'reply' all the time!

Sylvance

Yeah - I get a load of random stuff that was meant for SAYs. At one point, it was so frequent that I had to make a gag/reply trigger for "[X] tells you, "Mis."

Myriani

Jozlyn said:

When Jocelyn was active I used to get a lot of mistells. Now I just get sloppy ones from people who use the reply.  Best recently? Someone asking if so and so was the top or bottom in their little duo. I'm pretending they're talking about creating a human pyramid. I hear cheer leading is a beloved Cyrenian pastime.

I'm pretending they're talking about creating a human pyramid.

That. That would explain so much.

I was hanging out at the Brass Lantern one time with someone, when this chick logged in and offered us an orgy. She gave us each a kiss on the cheek and left.

Jonners

Jonesey and I often get each others tells. Nothing special that I can remember though. I think he gets mine more than I get his.

Penwize said:

Everyone keeps calling me a door.

At least they're not calling you a doorknob!

Daslin

I get e n w s d u in out all the time.

I've also gotten some REALLY eff'd up tells meant for Das.

Daklore

I once got a series of hate tells accusing me of all sorts of things that I never did. I had no idea what was going on, and made my case that I had no idea what they were on, but they should stop smoking it... and then the accusation about me playing dumb about whatever it is I did do that I didn't actually do.

Turns out they were trying to bitch out Darklyre....

I still don't know how people mis-spell my name as Darklore to begin with. Also, I once got enemied to Eleusis because they were trying to enemy Darklyre.

Mindry

The funniest thing that ever happened was when I used to get random people sending me d sense.  I know why that happened but it cracks me up when it happens over and over again.

 

 

Daslin

They think you have senses for the D.

Achilles

I dsl Carmell when Carmain dies.

Khaibit

I mistell to Ripley a lot... stupid @Rip...