Funniest mis tell you've recived?

Aepas

I can't even talk to @Daeir when I want to because I mess up the triple vowel.

Mithridates

I get messages for the admin whose name is similar to mine. I've had to tell people that I can't help the fact that they cannot harvest, or that they're bugged/stuck.

Kei

The weirdest mistell I ever got was years and years ago, and was an ooc tell about someone's plans for an Altoid and part of the male anatomy.

I don't get too many lately, even though there's a Kui and Kii around, though. People like the style of my name.

Niraaeth

I never get mistells. Life is boring.

Carmell

I don't remember how exactly I said it but about 4 am this morning I told Aurora you've been cleansed already, correct. She was in the room while I was in tells with someone else and actually sent me a tell that the person had already been through the cleansing so I was trying to finish verify information to him and hit reply. That was just one of those doh moments.

Ourania

All the OUTR miss tells in the world. Ever. All of them. You miss the T, you get a me.

Lilian

I used to get tons for Liliana..from various people..then I put someone on ignore for it (Seriously Sillas stop freaking shortening Lili) and now I don't get any!..

Vastus

Besides the reply misstells, I sometimes get mistells from Cyrenians. I wonder who this Cyrenian is actually and why people want to snuggle or even nibble (mostly confused about the nibbling) him/her.

Iocun

Ourania said:

All the OUTR miss tells in the world. Ever. All of them. You miss the T, you get a me.

Just pray that Vadi never misspells OUTR in a late-night coding shift.

Vastus said:

Besides the reply misstells, I sometimes get mistells from Cyrenians. I wonder who this Cyrenian is actually and why people want to snuggle or even nibble (mostly confused about the nibbling) him/her.

Every Cyrenian wants to snuggle Vastar. And/or his abs.

Vastus

Do they nibble him too?

Kyrra

Given half a chance, oh yes!

Kerria

random people from Ashtan asking if I can tell them about an order, or what Beloved means. @Kyrra
"sorry, you want Ky, not Ke."

Isaiah

I get plenty of mis tells from selfcentered people forgetting to use the say command

Hellen

Any time anyone tries to use a HELP file.

Kyrra

Kerria said:

random people from Ashtan asking if I can tell them about an order, or what Beloved means. @Kyrra
"sorry, you want Ky, not Ke."

Wow, my name isn't even that long!

Arcturus

My best will be when people attempt to tell me something, but are a Knight, and instead of doing "Arcturus hey what's up" they'll do "Arc hey what's up" and kill the newbie in their room with one shot.... or just afflict their citymates.

Xith

Haven't had any funny ones. Sometimes people would do that Nametell gossip thing back in the day and I'd get a sentence like 

Person tells you, "Was talking to me earlier and I was really creeped out."

It was always someone I never met before though which was confusing...

You'd think I'd get the occasional "Bench." or "Couch." but nope, I've got a well qwerty-isolated name.

Xae

I never saved any, but I just got this one.

Hermaldo tells you, "I am wearing pants."

Hermaldo tells you, "Mis...but wheeeee."

Hermaldo

The best part is that wasn't even a sexual mistell...wheee!

Turoi

@Xae your sig made it funnier haha

Xae

Turoi said:

@Xae your sig made it funnier haha

My sig makes everything funnier.

Cathy

Khaibit said:

I mistell to Ripley a lot... stupid @Rip... 

Use rip. hello!

The . should stop any matches beyond it

Zii

My alt is Tohma.  The mis-says contributed to my creation of Zii.

Yamato

I get them all the time and there are not many Yama's arround.. 

usually its the same person.. 

Kei

Yamato said:

I get them all the time and there are not many Yama's arround.. 

usually its the same person.. 

I don't think those are mistells anymore...

Kyrra

If I get a few mistells in a row from the same person I just whack them on ignore for a week or two.

Mycen

Try getting says mistells that start with 'my'. They have ranged from inappropriate tells to says. At times makes you really want to change your name.

Nieelensars

One of my alts is now getting misses because a newbie created a name with only the first three letters of her name. Annnnooyyiinngg.

Coeur

People can't spell my name right. That triple vowel c-c-combo!

Saeva

Xax tells you, "You've got to be kidding me. STOP STRIPPING!"

Xax tells you, "Oh. My.. Mis."



Damn... he's on to me!