Combat Logs

Rangor

Fake log is fake. We all know Tvistor is only a forum persona.

Tvistor

Yeah, was photoshopped.

How did I miss your deafness being up. Who times impatience like that.

If Sartan was active I'd be dead for that.

Daslin

And he's seen a few shops in his day.

Vadimuses

I'll use this opportunity to point out how bad and inaccurate Achaeas timers still are. Here are the herb balances, extracted from that log:

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.168s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.208s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.227s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.258s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.289s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.289s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.293s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.297s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.297s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.304s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.314s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.319s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.327s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.328s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.338s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.353s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.361s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.372s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.397s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.398s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.411s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.412s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.426s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.445s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.446s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.452s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.471s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.473s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.473s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.477s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.481s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.482s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.486s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.489s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.48s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.491s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.491s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.493s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.493s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.494s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.495s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.497s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.499s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.499s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.502s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.505s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.505s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.507s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.507s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.507s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.507s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.516s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.521s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.522s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.524s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.525s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.526s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.532s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.534s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.534s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.535s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.535s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.536s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.536s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.537s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.537s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.539s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.53s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.541s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.542s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.543s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.544s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.545s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.546s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.547s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.551s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.554s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.558s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.55s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.561s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.562s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.563s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.56s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.571s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.573s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.577s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.57s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.57s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.585s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.585s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.586s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.586s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.58s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.597s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.598s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.598s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.598s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.5s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.604s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.605s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.607s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.616s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.618s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.621s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.622s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.625s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.626s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.626s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.629s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.633s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.633s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.634s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.648s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.656s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.656s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.657s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.658s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.659s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.661s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.663s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.677s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.67s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.67s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.68s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.6s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.701s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.702s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.717s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.718s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.724s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.72s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.731s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.737s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.752s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.754s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.801s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.812s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.815s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.873s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (2.113s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (2.309s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (2.534s)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (2.681s)

Yep, inaccuracies of over 100% were topped.

Tvistor

No Vadi, that was because he edited the log. I don't play Achaea.

Sena

Vadimuses said:

I'll use this opportunity to point out how bad and inaccurate Achaeas timers still are. Here are the herb balances, extracted from that log:

Are you sure that wasn't lag (either the connection or the client-side timer)? I don't see that much variation in anything (balance, equilibrium, curative balances, various regen ticks, etc.), and I just ate 200 herbs without that much of a difference (103/200 were within 50ms of 1600, 179 were within 100ms, 191 were within 150ms). This was also without closing other programs and while browsing the internet, which increased the variance more on my end.

The full list of herb balance times I got (in milliseconds): [spoiler]1406|1422|1437|1438|1453|1468|1468|1469|1469|1469|1484|1484|1484|1485|1500|1500|1500|1515|1515|1516|1516|1516|1531|1531|1532|1532|1532|1547|1547|1547|1547|1547|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1579|1579|1579|1579|1593|1594|1594|1594|1594|1625|1625|1640|1641|1641|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1657|1657|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1703|1718|1766|1766|1766|1782|1844[/spoiler]

Jacen

Wow, can't look at the log right now but are those balances really increasing, or did you just reorder in an increasing fashion? That's pretty strange.

Tvistor

The latter, dude, the latter.

Arador

The former. Your body can build up a resistance.

Daslin

@Vadimuses was that all my herb balances getting messed up by my connection, or was that just Achaea's herb balance time?

Tvistor

Former, you were curing pretty normally.

Tasleus

Nellaundra said:

Me vs Kenway, first spar since I became a Paladin.  I snipped out the beginning since we basically reset ourselves a few times.

http://pastebin.com/KVMbDryE


Things I learned:

1) Put up the bloody rites.  I have Fervour for a reason.
2) I need to gag some of this crap.


3) PUT ON MY FOOZLING ARMOR


EDIT: Though, in seriousness, how did I do other than forgetting the basics of bloody Paladin combat?  I was mostly just sticking with pref/curare for a good portion of the fight with some curare/kalmia for flavor.

EDIT MARK II: Oh, I also forgot to recall my falcon before I fought.  So, that's number four.  CALL MY BLOODY FALCON

If I may add another - STOP HITTING REBOUNDING, @Nellaundra!!!!

Vadimuses

Sena said:

Vadimuses said:

I'll use this opportunity to point out how bad and inaccurate Achaeas timers still are. Here are the herb balances, extracted from that log:

Are you sure that wasn't lag (either the connection or the client-side timer)? I don't see that much variation in anything (balance, equilibrium, curative balances, various regen ticks, etc.), and I just ate 200 herbs without that much of a difference (103/200 were within 50ms of 1600, 179 were within 100ms, 191 were within 150ms). This was also without closing other programs and while browsing the internet, which increased the variance more on my end.

The full list of herb balance times I got (in milliseconds): [spoiler]1406|1422|1437|1438|1453|1468|1468|1469|1469|1469|1484|1484|1484|1485|1500|1500|1500|1515|1515|1516|1516|1516|1531|1531|1532|1532|1532|1547|1547|1547|1547|1547|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1562|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1563|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1578|1579|1579|1579|1579|1593|1594|1594|1594|1594|1625|1625|1640|1641|1641|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1656|1657|1657|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1671|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1672|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1687|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1688|1703|1718|1766|1766|1766|1782|1844[/spoiler]

.4s actually matters a fair bit in the context of curing (as in: I've ran into this problem, and the problem prevented me from doing what I wanted, in practice - not some theory), and I've seen variations that were worse - herb balance coming back in under a second and of course extending to a fair bit more.

Achaea really does still use the really old an inaccurate timers - I'm coming from Lusternia with this information, where they redid them and they gained more precision. Since, you know, herb balance does matter a fair bit in aff-based combat.

Data: http://pastebin.com/Drk5AJLN nearly 380 results out of 460 are under 1.1 - that's a deviation of .1s for 80% of the data set.

Sothantos

So I was bored again, and Hirst was infamous, so I decided to go jump him.

It went okay:

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6212h[100%] 4355m[97%] 99%e 88%w ecbdk|b[T71] (sw|ne|s|w|nw|out)-[20:32:18:968]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6212h[100%] 4458m[100%] 99%e 89%w ecbdk|b[T95] (nw|sw|ne|in|n)-[20:35:50:318]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6212h[100%] 4473m[100%] 100%e 89%w excbdk|b[T68] (sw|ne|s|w|nw|out)-[20:37:11:482]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6187h[100%] 4362m[98%] 100%e 89%w ecbdk|b[T64] (s|in|e|w|nw) (+60M)-[20:38:23:403]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6212h[100%] 4473m[100%] 100%e 89%w ecbdk|b[T95] (s|e|w|out)-[20:39:22:520]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
6212h[100%] 4301m[96%] 100%e 89%w ecbdk|b[T95] (u|out|e|se|nw)-[20:40:21:197]

Triak

Voidfist/para moar imo.

Vadimuses

You slip instantly into the lungs of Jhui's, who chokes and reels visibly.
1190h, 2053m, 23395e, 7447w cxkdb@- 36 no line out
Jhui falls to his knees in worship.
1190h, 2053m, 23395e, 7447w cxkdb@- 36 no line out
Jhui cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.
You have slain Jhui.

Cooper

180% karma in 8 minutes, but karma is -much- more finite than devotion is.

Vadimuses

He could have AF'd anyway if he didn't feel like fighting you. Pit is just for the shits 'n' giggles effect.

Cahin

http://pastebin.com/TDnprLuc

ETA: waterweird > flooding?

Jhui

waterweird > me

how dare you resort to these tactics when we give a fair 3 v 10 (your favor) fight in your city!

Tvistor

Waterweird was leading raid defense, so take it up with him.

Tvistor

He connects to the right leg!

Your right leg is greatly damaged from the beating.

Test Echo Breakpoint: 8

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:10:775(-277)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:507[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:509[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:512[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:515[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:518[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You are no longer stunned.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:981[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

Hissing softly, a death adder swiftly strikes at Seftin, leaving two pinpricks in his flesh.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:984[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

2521h, 3677m, 17600e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:987[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

~==(FOCUS)==~

~==(FOCUS)==~

~==(FOCUS)==~

2521h, 3677m, 17610e, 15211w exkdb-02:10:11:995[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

2521h, 3609m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:12:417(-68)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 71.

2521h, 3609m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:12:968[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You eat a potash crystal.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

2916h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:12:972(+395, +220)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You take a drink from a stygian vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:12:975(+676)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:12:978[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:13:243[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your legs.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:13:245[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:13:518[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:13:522[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:14:000[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:14:003[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You feel your control over Seftin's mind fade.

3592h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:14:474[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

Seftin moves in towards you in a grabbing posture.

Seftin lifts you triumphantly into the air, then yanks you down into his raised knee with back 

breaking force.

875h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:14:478(-2717)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:15:478[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

Hissing softly, a death adder swiftly strikes at Seftin, leaving two pinpricks in his flesh.

875h, 3829m, 17610e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:15:753[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3829m, 17620e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:16:222[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

~==(FOCUS)==~

~==(FOCUS)==~

~==(FOCUS)==~

875h, 3829m, 17620e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:16:225[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

Seftin takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.

875h, 3829m, 17620e, 15204w exkdb-02:10:16:228[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:16:892(-57)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 RL:20 (BP:8) ] 

Your right leg feels stronger and healthier.

You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:367[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:370[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:373[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:376[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:642[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:920[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first.

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:923[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your legs.

The bones in your right leg mend. <----YAY I MIGHT SURVIVE

875h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:927[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You take a drink from a stygian vial.  <----Asian latency griefs me

The tonic heals and soothes you.

1617h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:17:930(+742)[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

You must be standing first. <---- FML

1617h, 3772m, 17620e, 15199w exkdb-02:10:18:222[H:1 T:6 RA:5 LL:1 (BP:8) ] 

Seftin moves in towards you in a grabbing posture.

Seftin lifts you triumphantly into the air, then yanks you down into his raised knee with back 

breaking force.

You have been slain by Seftin.

Tanris

Lrn to spam stand harder.

@Cooper: Pretty sure noone ever said karma was less finite than devo in one v one. Its in extended skirmishes where it runs out fast. Did lol though, epic pit log.

Tvistor

I have learned to spam 'stand' with my generic 'oh god escape' commands too.

Daslin

@Tvistor if you leave mhaldor and unenemy yourself from Cyrene we can earring. haha!

Tanris

 

Tanris

http://pastebin.com/pqaUSV7m

Tvistor

Finally, evidence that Bahtell exists, if only to stand there staring while everyone else attacks Tanris.

Aktillum

I swear I pressed curare and threw kalmia instead.

Nellaundra

How much luck can you get in one fight?  Damn man.