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  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Cooper said:
    That was our first ever interaction. You double backstab ganking me, then me killing you with asztrik. But I'm the griefer for defending myself, lol.
    Maybe "griefer" was a little too promotional. I could demote it to another word I'm thinking of but it's too derogatory for the forums. :P
    I'm sorry we don't share the same mindset. You seem to be part of the 95 percentile who can only win fights via summoning honors denizens and guards, and otherwise skyping 10 citymates to camp at the root. And that's ok, teamwork is a great thing. Mhaldor is the best at that and I am happy you have found your place in Sapience.
  • You're delusional.

  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Cooper said:
    You're delusional.
    Well. I AM a glue sniffing retard with a cardboard box on my head and I do come from United States of Derp. So you are correct. Not going to argue there.
  • my penis is bigger than yours. 

  • surely, that can be proven in the Pictures thread?

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Dude... how many people have killed Leviticus on clouds? I swear every f-ing contract I've ever seen pasted to combat logs is "Killing me on clouds" from that guy.
    People... Stop killing Leviticus on clouds. It's not nice.
  • Sobriquet said:
    surely, that can be proven in the Pictures thread?
    Already saw Cain's dick in his famous 'Player Pricks' thread, which was one too many, thanks.  :-L

  • @Stratas Wrong place at the wrong time perhaps? I would be willing to bet that he just has horrid timing most of the time which is where he ends up dead.

    - 2014/05/13 03:37:22 - Jhui dies gasping for breath, asphyxiated by the power of Hanley Silverstorm's kai.


    SerpentKai Go!

  • @Daeir it happens.

    - 2014/05/13 03:37:22 - Jhui dies gasping for breath, asphyxiated by the power of Hanley Silverstorm's kai.


    SerpentKai Go!

  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    At least with the new mark system we can't see who hired and all that jazz. Makes things much more interesting now that those hired on can't pre-issue in an attempt to bitch their way out of it. (This has happened quite a few times involving contracts on I had on Mhaldorians)
  • All I know is, Bonko's shield's pretty boss :O

    Pretty pretty.
  • edited April 2014
    Lol I would gladly fight Aelios. I have multiple times. He either runs away after his cheap tactics fail or brings more people to gank me. Plus he has me on ignore. But you know everything about me @mithridates, give my b*lls a chance to recuperate bro.
  • Mad cuz bad

  • @Strata , the only time we interact is when you try to delph backstab delph delph dstab me.  I thought I would just return the favor by trying to lame you. I have no qualms with trying to lame you, in fact I find I sleep better at night.


  • edited April 2014
    serp gangbang log

    On the clouds (indoors).
    You are high above the Sapience mainland with a view that is nothing short of outstanding. Below you 
    are scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon wheeling and banking in pursuit of its meal.
     A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. Shedding its 
    glorious luminescence, a lightweaving of a corpse resembling Bonko is suspended here. There are 2 
    comical jack-in-the-boxes here. Coiling green tendrils ensnare a scattered pile of pale, humanoid 
    bones. A large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the down. Antlers of jet black crown 
    the head of a proud ivory peryton. Miniature hands clasped patiently, a diminutive homunculus stands 
    here, its features bearing an uncanny resemblance to Nimala. Looking ready for anything, a hulking 
    war elephant stands here. A Baalzadeen demon towers over you, filling you with dread. Silently 
    melded into the shadows is a jet-black gryphon.  Droch Beliar is here. He wields an elemental staff 
    in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right. Blade Aspirant Asula, Recruit of Mhaldor 
    is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand. Father Nocroth dis Serenath is here, 
    shrouded. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields a weathered targe shield 
    studded with ivory in his right hand. Zuko Shu'in-Crescent, Monk of the Watch is here. Vicar Kafziel 
    is here. He wields a runic totem in both hands. Archfiend Nimala I'llur, Gladiatrix is riding on an 
    ivory peryton. She wields a ranger's bow in both hands. Sir Vicious Lichlord, Knight of Mhaldor is 
    here, shrouded. He wields a soulspear in each hand. The Golden Dragon Hasar's imposing form looms.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down,
     and in.
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    aim Patroklos u
    You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.
    You don't see your target in that direction.
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    Nimala has writhed free of her state of transfixation.
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    Nimala eats an arsenic pellet.
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    Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the up.
    Fog obscures your vision.
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    A great weight seems to have been lifted from Beliar.
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    Hasar takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
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    Beliar takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his body.
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    Hasar whips his tail around, striking the wall to the down with a powerful blow. A network of fine 
    fractures spreads over its surface before it suddenly collapses.
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    You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Nimala.
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    You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Vicious.
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    A great weight seems to have been lifted from Nimala.
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    Nimala takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on her body.
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    Hasar takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
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    Vicious's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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    Vicious takes a long drag off his pipe.
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    Herose takes a drink from an oaken vial.
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    Hasar tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    Zuko leaves to the northeast.
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    Nimala takes a drink from a stygian vial.
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    Antidas releases his grip upon his bow and lets it fall, the ephemeral weapon dissipating into a 
    plume of smoke and shadow as it hits the ground.
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    Zuko flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that flare with power.
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    Jarrod is pulled back into phase with reality!
    pt Jarrod has been UNPHASED.
    Cyla is pulled back into phase with reality!
    pt Cyla has been UNPHASED.
    Antidas is pulled back into phase with reality!
    pt Antidas has been UNPHASED.
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    Antidas begins to wield a Shield of Absorption in his left hand.
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    Zuko leaves to the north.
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    The air around a curved dirk of crimson steel vibrates as Antidas swiftly unsheathes it from a small 
    iron sheath.
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    Antidas carefully wipes all the venoms off of a curved dirk of crimson steel.
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    Antidas pricks Cyla twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
    Horror overcomes Cyla's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
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    Antidas points an accusatory finger at Cyla.
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    Cyla eats a magnesium chip.
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    Antidas points an accusatory finger at Cyla.
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    Cyla eats an aurum flake.
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    Antidas pricks Cyla twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
    Horror overcomes Cyla's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
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    A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Cyla.
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    Cyla takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
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    Cyla eats a magnesium chip.
    |ex|100%H|99%M|cdbk|tt Antidas
    (svo): IN OUR SIGHTS: Antidas
    Antidas carefully wipes all the venoms off of a curved dirk of crimson steel.
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    Jarrod leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into Antidas's back!
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    unwield left;unwield right;wield dirk left;wield whip right
    envenom dirk with curare
    pp
    (svo): System paused.
    backstab Antidas
    You cease to wield a darkbow.
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    You aren't wielding anything.
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    You begin to wield a needle-pointed dirk in your right hand.
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    You begin to wield an iron-tipped whip in your left hand.
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    You rub some curare on a needle-pointed dirk.
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    You begin circling behind Antidas.
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    You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Vicious.
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    Jarrod pricks Antidas twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
    Antidas's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
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    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.823s)
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    Hasar tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    Jarrod tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    Jarrod ceases to wield Thoth's fang in his right hand.
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    Jarrod ceases to wield a shield of arcing lightning in his left hand.
    The protective electrical charge diffuses as Jarrod releases his grip, some of the lightning arcing 
    back up his arm while the rest disperses into the ground around him.
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    Jarrod starts to wield a bow of burning moonstone in his hands.
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    Herose nods his head emphatically.
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    Hasar tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    Your attack has brought you out of hiding.
    You leap from the shadows and plunge your dagger into Antidas's unsuspecting back!
    pp
    (svo): System unpaused.

     TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED
     TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED
     TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED
     TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED
     TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED TARGET BACKSTABBED
    Antidas wakes up with a gasp of pain.
    Horror overcomes Antidas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
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    Hasar tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    Kafziel ceases to prop up a tall totem pole.
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    Kafziel takes a long drag off his oaken pipe.
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    Hasar tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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    An arrow flies in towards Antidas.
    The arrow strikes Antidas, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
    Antidas's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
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    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.234s)
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    garrote Antidas
    You slip behind Antidas and garrote him with your whip.
    Antidas gives a last, feeble gasp as his windpipe is crushed.
    You have slain Antidas.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Antidas in red light.
    An electrum medallion engraved with a silver wing falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 8 gypsum crystals falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 3 pinches of ground realgar falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 2 pinches of ground cinnabar falls from Antidas's person.
    A pinch of ground malachite falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 8 aurum flakes falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 3 ferrum flakes falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 4 bloodroot leaves falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 4 pieces of irid moss falls from Antidas's person.
    A stannum flake falls from Antidas's person.
    A group of 3 plumbum flakes falls from Antidas's person.
    Some bayberry bark falls from Antidas's person.

  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Cahin said:
    @Strata , the only time we interact is when you try to delph backstab delph delph dstab me.  I thought I would just return the favor by trying to lame you. I have no qualms with trying to lame you, in fact I find I sleep better at night.

    I use what works. Gotta hit lamers with lame. What's the point of dstabbing when you're just going to be back in Mhaldor before my balance returns, Naga?




  • Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • You sit on clouds with softfocus up? That's some paranoia.
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  • Rom said:
    You sit on clouds with softfocus up? That's some paranoia.
    No, I was actually testing sip limits and my mana regen by turning every mana drain skill on. Although, beckon does happen a lot.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • Softfocus doesn't affect propped totems. Unless you walk into implanted totems from clouds, it's not even paranoia, just being a SCRUB.

  • Hey, that's uncalled for. He doesn't even have deathsight in vision, remember.

    Bonko said:
    (Project 9): Atalkez says, "Bonko."

    (Project 9): Atalkez says, "Find me a brooch of Thoth somewhere."

    (Project 9): You say, "How about you just get deathsight in vision, you fucking scrub."

    (Project 9): Cahin says, "Yeh."

    (Project 9): Atalkez says, "Oh hey."

    (Project 9): Atalkez says, "I HAVE THAT lmfao."

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  • edited April 2014
    @Bonko: Is it strange that the first thing I thought of with the 'haunting sound rings each time the shield absorbs a blow' or whatever was Sherlock's phone, when Irene Adler changes the text alert sound to her moan? Suddenly, your logs are so much more amusing.
  • Anedhel said:
    @Bonko: Is it strange that the first thing I thought of with the 'haunting sound rings each time the shield absorbs a blow' or whatever was Sherlock's phone, when Irene Adler changes the text alert sound to her moan? Suddenly, your logs are so much more amusing.
     

  • Is that what heterosexual porn sounds like?
  • Bonko said:
    Is that what heterosexual porn sounds like?
    That... exists?
    [2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
  • edited April 2014

    A log of Jonesey (in dragonform) tanking two level two torso break BBTs.  (with 18str)

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