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Pineapple on Pizza

TysandrTysandr Posts: 166Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
edited October 16 in North of Thera
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Pineapple on Pizza 91 votes

You can't spell pizza without pineapple.
53% 49 votes
Pineapple pizza is an abomination & the devil's work.
46% 42 votes
Zackery
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  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormPosts: 2,572Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I was with you all the way, then you brought beef into the equation. Weirdo.

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  • DaeirDaeir AustraliaPosts: 6,259Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    It's definitely better with other things.
  • MorthifMorthif Posts: 1,451Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    How come all you guys weren't at the NYC meet last year?
  • NazihkNazihk Posts: 741Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Cause I live in Texas.
    Atalkez
  • ShaydeShayde Posts: 339Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean


    Pineapple pizza for you all.



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  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited October 16
    Daeir said:
    There are two types of people in this debate - those who have experienced pineapple on pizza done poorly, and those who have experienced it done correctly. You are no less a person for being unenlightened, but I and the others only pity the fact that your revelation has yet to happen.
    Pretty much sums up what I was gonna say. I feel like 95% of the ones saying it doesn't go on pizza fall into the first category. There's a lot of places that do it really poorly, and destroy the entire pizza because of it. But those aren't the ones you should be basing off of.
    ShirszaeAldwicTrilliana
  • AtalkezAtalkez Posts: 4,047Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I’ve tried it done well, I just didn’t like it.

    I’m a simple guy, cheese or pepperoni, that’s good for me. I don’t even like the specialized ones like barbecue chicken or whatever.


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  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 550Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    I'm alright with pineapple on pizza, and most pizzas actually, I just prefer like, cheese or pepperoni.


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

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  • FaurFaur Posts: 148Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Only heathens like pineapples on pizza. HEATHENS! WHO SHALL ANGUISH IN THE BOWELS OF HELL!
    Antidas
  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Hell is great for cooking more pizza in. Nice and toasty warm.
    Shayde
  • TrillianaTrilliana Posts: 1,978Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    See, I've taken another step to enlightenment. Once you've experienced GOOD pineapple on pizza... try it with some lychee - yes cooked with the pizza. The texture and taste add another element to cheese pizza that is delightful. I can't say for what meats would be good with it since I can't digest meat anymore, but experiment with it!
    meh


    Shayde
  • ArmaliArmali Posts: 837Member, Secret Squirrel ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    I'm willing to tolerate pineapple, but you've gone too far.
  • AegothAegoth Posts: 2,166Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    you are all fucking disgusting. I can't believe i play with pineapple lovers
  • KythraKythra Posts: 269Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    There's no good way to put a pineapple on pizza, because pineapple is fucking digusting. You may as well put dog crap on my pizza and I'd treat it the same way.

    I will never like pineapple, I will never approve of it on my slice of pizza.
    Aegoth
  • VallieVallie Posts: 245Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Most of my friends like pineapple on pizza, which means most of the time that'll be at least part of an order. I don't, but I've noticed that I have a weird enjoyment of pineapple pizza with the pineapples picked off. You don't get that weird, bursty-fibery-overly sweet pineapple explosion when you bite into one, but it makes the spots where they were sort of like cheese curds in poutine, and it's just a tiny hint sweeter which makes the rest of the pizza sauce more savoury.

    I still put up a fuss and throw them at other people but /confession.
    ShirszaeAldwicTysandr
  • ElipiseElipise Posts: 318Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    ... not a personal favorite... but still better than Broccoli...
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  • HataruHataru Midwest USAPosts: 472Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    I had pineapple on pizza that was good once. One time. I have had it and suffered many times.

    That one time was at the best pizza place I know with: carmalized pineapple, bacon, and banana peppers on a bbq sauce base.

    Every other time it has tasted like rubbery asshole which is so sad cause I love pineapple :(
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  • XiasXias Posts: 86Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Atalkez said:
    I’ve tried it done well, I just didn’t like it.

    I’m a simple guy, cheese or pepperoni, that’s good for me. I don’t even like the specialized ones like barbecue chicken or whatever.
    I'm the same way. Partially because the less that's on a pizza, the less heart burn I get.

    I do enjoy pineapple, even cooked pineapple, but not on the pizza--for the love of all that is holy...
  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Hataru said:
    it has tasted like rubbery asshole
    ...I'm not even gonna ask.
    Tysandr
  • TreyTrey Posts: 4,503Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Alyxeri said:
    Hataru said:
    it has tasted like rubbery asshole
    ...I'm not even gonna ask.
    You have to put yourself through college -somehow-, ok?

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  • HataruHataru Midwest USAPosts: 472Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    PhDs are expensive, man.
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  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,437Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I unironically enjoy pineapple pizza(though I usually pick the 'meatier' flavors if I have a choice).

    Then again, I'm an eldritch abomination dedicated to submerging your meatbag reality into the Realm of Fractals so you all might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt...or a slice of pineapple.

  • MishgulMishgul ROTHERHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPosts: 5,305Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    people put tomato sauce on pizzas :( 

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  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 550Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Mishgul said:
    people put tomato sauce on pizzas :( 
    I am confused by your sadness...

    What the hell else do you put on pizza


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
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