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Pineapple on Pizza



  • TorinnTorinn Member Posts: 1,335 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited October 2017
    The blood of your enemies makes the best pizza sauce.  It is known.
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  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormMember Posts: 3,178 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aralaya said:
    Mishgul said:
    people put tomato sauce on pizzas :( 
    I am confused by your sadness...

    What the hell else do you put on pizza
    Another pizza:

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  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna beMember Posts: 3,370 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Alfredo sauce on pizza ftw
    Huh. Neat.
  • TrillianaTrilliana Member Posts: 1,990 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Creamy garlic sauce.

  • VoliVoli Member Posts: 82 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited October 2017
    Pineapple on Pizza makes me physically ill.. but it's possible I've had it wrong. The pineapple makes the pizza too sweet, and it's always too hard. Of course, most of the pizza places around here are terrible, and I get sick from the overly greased pizza to begin with.

    I just opt out and get fish and chips.

  • TeshaTesha Member Posts: 2,956 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I blot my pizza with paper towels any time I get pepperoni. Am I weird

     i'm a rebel

  • FaurFaur Member Posts: 161 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Not as weird as those strange folks who put ranch sauce on their pizza
  • SenaSena Member Posts: 3,957 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I sometimes put ranch dressing on buffalo chicken pizza, if I don't have blue cheese dressing or I'm just not in the mood for it.
  • TelendriethTelendrieth Member Posts: 277 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Tesha said:
    I blot my pizza with paper towels any time I get pepperoni. Am I weird
    You aren't weird, well.. I mean you are , but pepperoni is super greasy and I do it too. 
  • ZulahZulah Member Posts: 776 @ - Epic Achaean
    Daeir said:
    But when appropriately browned and cooked, it is a thing of beauty. The fruity sweetness mellows into a gentle tang, the hardened flesh veritably melting in your mouth, gently caramelized with all the hints of whatever was cooked beside it. Paired with ham, it is a thing of glory. Ham notwithstanding, even beef is raised a bar above by its tropical embrace. Vegeterian replacements or imitations are similarly improved - it is the browned excellence upon which a pizza goes from being a pedestrian item of mere engorgement to an erudite's pleasure.
    So hungry for pinnapple pizza now.... damn you!
  • ThalakThalak Member Posts: 51 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Just ordered an extra large ham and pineapple pizza, just to spite all you naysayers over here.

    Extra pineapple!
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,464 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Pizza sauce, which is distinctly different from a bottle of good 'ole tomato sauce.
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaMember Posts: 2,377 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Personally, I like cream sauce and sausage.

    And that includes on pizza, too!
  • DaeirDaeir AustraliaMember Posts: 6,296 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Can't say I've ever had cream sauce or ranch dressing on pizza, but I'll try anything once.
  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,819 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    One of the best pizzas I ever had was a thinnish crust pizza with mozzarella/provolone blend, shrimp, scallops, roasted red pepper, and corn with a saffron cream sauce.

  • AesgarAesgar Member Posts: 450 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    This thread has solved nothing.

  • AchillesAchilles Los AngelesMember Posts: 2,579 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    My conclusion is we have russian spies working on behalf of pineapples.
  • AralayaAralaya Member Posts: 1,224 @ - Epic Achaean
    Russia hacked the pineapples

    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • ZackeryZackery Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 279 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
  • VallieVallie Member Posts: 245 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Butter pineapples? Alright, I'm interested.
  • JonathinJonathin Grand Rapids, MIMember Posts: 3,330 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    You non-belivers get off my ranch dressing. It goes on literally everything.

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  • HoratioHoratio Member Posts: 87 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    I was raised in the 'burbs of NY by two parents who were raised in NYC, so it goes without say that for most of my formative years I was a pizza purest. Nothing weird on my pizza, and weird meant anything that wasn't the usual pepperoni or sausage. When I was a teenager, I dated this girl who was all about that pineapple and bacon on her pizza. At her house one night, she suggested we get a pie with pineapple and bacon for dinner, and I suggested we break up. Then I remembered that I was a band geek with more band camp stories than the writers of American Pie could ever dream up living in a sports-dominated community and school district, and my chances to get another girlfriend were slim. Therefore I sucked it up and went along with her suggestion. I was pleasantly surprised by the pineapple. Opened my eyes to all the pizza possibilities I had deprived myself of for so long.

    As for the ranch: The pizza place right down the block from me makes a killer buffalo chicken slice. They drizzle ranch over top and it's amazing..
  • AileaAilea Member Posts: 134 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    This is the weirdest topic I think I have ever clicked through...

  • KyrraKyrra AustraliaMember Posts: 4,924 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    The best pizza is homemade pizza... where you can add as much pineapple as you want.
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  • PeakPeak Member Posts: 844 @ - Epic Achaean
    Pizza is a lot like sex...
    [spoiler]If you're going to use barbecue sauce... you'd better know what the f&$! you're doing[/spoiler]

  • DarkenstarDarkenstar Member Posts: 7
    Cheeseburger Deluxe pizza:  Ketchup, Mustard, Pickle shards, onions, hamburg.  I know it sounds weird, but it is amazing.
  • DaeirDaeir AustraliaMember Posts: 6,296 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That's 200 IQ pizza right there.
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormMember Posts: 3,178 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Krypton is living in 3017.

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
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