Pineapple on pizza works best when it isn't a traditional pizza sauce. Grilled chicken with mozzarella, bacon, carmelized pineapple, a smoky barbecue sauce and just a hint of fresh minced garlic under the cheese.
I saw a quote ages ago which I think best sums up my feelings on the matter of this fight and it goes a little something like this:
"Y'all eat pussy, suck dick and lick asses without even thinking twice. I've seen people eat food they've dropped on the nasty-ass ground and pineapple on pizza is a bridge to far? Fuck off."
I saw a quote ages ago which I think best sums up my feelings on the matter of this fight and it goes a little something like this:
"Y'all eat pussy, suck dick and lick asses without even thinking twice. I've seen people eat food they've dropped on the nasty-ass ground and pineapple on pizza is a bridge to far? Fuck off."
That should tell you just how disgusting pineapple on pizza is!
There are two types of people in this debate - those who have experienced pineapple on pizza done poorly, and those who have experienced it done correctly. You are no less a person for being unenlightened, but I and the others only pity the fact that your revelation has yet to happen.
Pretty much sums up what I was gonna say. I feel like 95% of the ones saying it doesn't go on pizza fall into the first category. There's a lot of places that do it really poorly, and destroy the entire pizza because of it. But those aren't the ones you should be basing off of.
See, I've taken another step to enlightenment. Once you've experienced GOOD pineapple on pizza... try it with some lychee - yes cooked with the pizza. The texture and taste add another element to cheese pizza that is delightful. I can't say for what meats would be good with it since I can't digest meat anymore, but experiment with it!
There's no good way to put a pineapple on pizza, because pineapple is fucking digusting. You may as well put dog crap on my pizza and I'd treat it the same way.
I will never like pineapple, I will never approve of it on my slice of pizza.
Most of my friends like pineapple on pizza, which means most of the time that'll be at least part of an order. I don't, but I've noticed that I have a weird enjoyment of pineapple pizza with the pineapples picked off. You don't get that weird, bursty-fibery-overly sweet pineapple explosion when you bite into one, but it makes the spots where they were sort of like cheese curds in poutine, and it's just a tiny hint sweeter which makes the rest of the pizza sauce more savoury.
I still put up a fuss and throw them at other people but /confession.
I unironically enjoy pineapple pizza(though I usually pick the 'meatier' flavors if I have a choice).
Then again, I'm an eldritch abomination dedicated to submerging your meatbag reality into the Realm of Fractals so you all might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt...or a slice of pineapple.
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"Y'all eat pussy, suck dick and lick asses without even thinking twice. I've seen people eat food they've dropped on the nasty-ass ground and pineapple on pizza is a bridge to far? Fuck off."
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Pineapple pizza for you all.
I’m a simple guy, cheese or pepperoni, that’s good for me. I don’t even like the specialized ones like barbecue chicken or whatever.
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Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM
I will never like pineapple, I will never approve of it on my slice of pizza.
I still put up a fuss and throw them at other people but /confession.
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That one time was at the best pizza place I know with: carmalized pineapple, bacon, and banana peppers on a bbq sauce base.
Every other time it has tasted like rubbery asshole which is so sad cause I love pineapple
I do enjoy pineapple, even cooked pineapple, but not on the pizza--for the love of all that is holy...
Then again, I'm an eldritch abomination dedicated to submerging your meatbag reality into the Realm of Fractals so you all might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt...or a slice of pineapple.
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What the hell else do you put on pizza
Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM