Memorable quotes

Aktillum

The CIJ's HNT channel presents: Whoremongering, exploding gleam labs, and bad corn puns.

- 2015/04/19 15:19:28 - Seraya says, "Well.. since I've been out of the loop.. sorry?"

- 2015/04/19 15:19:47 - Sunny says, "Heh they were talking about whoringme out or some such..and then yeah..wow."

- 2015/04/19 15:20:06 - Sys says, "You're our sexiest member and we're broke, dad. We've no other option."

- 2015/04/19 15:20:20 - Sys says, "Akts blew our whole budget on whacky drug-peddlin' schemes."

- 2015/04/19 15:21:52 - Aktillum says, "Hey, they weren't whacky. Just financially unsound."

- 2015/04/19 15:21:53 - Sys says, "...you and your mouth words."

- 2015/04/19 15:21:56 - Aktillum says, "How was I to know the gleam lab would explode."

- 2015/04/19 15:22:00 - Aktillum says, "Its not like they come with a manual, "Gleam Manufacturing for Dummies"."

- 2015/04/19 15:22:17 - Sys says, "They -do- Akts, but you keep tryin' to cover up your illiteracy!"

- 2015/04/19 15:22:30 - Aktillum says, "ILLITERACY IS A LEGITIMATE SKIN DISEASE, OKAY?"

- 2015/04/19 15:22:39 - Sys says, "He alwasy spells my name backwards..."

- 2015/04/19 15:22:48 - Sys says, "Alwasy!"

- 2015/04/19 15:22:48 - Ahmet says, "YEAH WELL SO IS ILLEGITIMACY."

- 2015/04/19 15:22:57 - Sys says, "LOUD NOISES!!!"

- 2015/04/19 15:23:05 - Snapplepan says, "I am confused and slightly scared!"

- 2015/04/19 15:23:18 - Sunny says, "Welcome to the CIJ."

- 2015/04/19 15:23:21 - Aktillum says, "Wait till later when you're bewildered and terrified."

- 2015/04/19 15:23:35 - Sunny says, "Or worse, befuddled and cornfused."

- 2015/04/19 15:23:45 - Aktillum says, "Stop fusing things with corn, Sunny."

- 2015/04/19 15:23:55 - Sunny says, "But it was so...corny."

- 2015/04/19 15:24:08 - Sys says, "You can solve everything with abominable cob-man hybrids, dad!"

- 2015/04/19 15:24:59 - Sunny says, "How do you think you got here sweetie?"

- 2015/04/19 15:26:49 - Sys says, "...I'm part corn? That would explain my sexy, -husky- voice!"

Cooper

Kill them all with fire. 

Talysin

You tell Xinna, "Can I get an invite to the next masquerade?"

Xinna tells you, "Perhaps, if you surrender your soul to the Master."

You tell Xinna, "Thats a pretty kinky name for Proficy."

Synbios

Lost it at:

Aktillum said:

- 2015/04/19 15:22:39 - Sys says, "He alwasy spells my name backwards..."

Tael

Wolfen arrives from the east.

So much hope for about three seconds.

Jukilian

Ripples of summoned light refract through the multi-faceted creation that stands nearly eight feet 
in height. Smooth surfaces gleam against razor-sharp edges, forming a hulking humanoid figure. A 
pulsing presence of power humming deep within its crystalline chest is the only indication that this 
creature has any awareness.
A crystalline golem does not even register your presence as a threat.
He has 100% health remaining.
He weighs about 400 pounds.
He is loyal to Jukilian.
A crystalline golem is holding:
9 gold sovereigns.

Uh huh... why does my golem have gold?

Hasar

Message #15432      Sent by Achaea

4/19/9:11 Gaia has formally declared that you are no longer an enemy of the Divine Order of Gaia, the Wildwood Queen.

Message #15433      Sent by Achaea

4/19/9:19 Ellodin has formally declared you an enemy of the Divine Order of Gaia, the Wildwood Queen.

  

Tharvis

wonder if Ellodin is getting zapped now

Hasar

I assume it was a mistake on her part.

Herose

Hasar said:

I assume it was a mistake on her part.

Sent By: Achaea on 4/19/9:13

Gaia has formally declared that you are no longer an enemy of the Divine Order of Gaia, the Wildwood Queen.

Sent By: Achaea on 4/19/9:20

Ellodin has formally declared you an enemy of the Divine Order of Gaia, the Wildwood Queen.

Kyrra

Looks like Gaia's taking bribes from Mhaldor and Ellodin's putting his foot down.

Gaia

Sadly, @Ellodin's administrative skills are lacking when it concerns Order enemies. Thus, I had to step in.

... Five zaps later, and he realised the error of his ways. Bloody mortals.

Aereidhna

Went hunting with @Iou, this happened, thank You to Whomever was responsible for it

http://pastebin.com/ESizB2a5

Melodie

An atavian slave says, "I don't know! I don't know anything anymore! How long have I been here? What year is it?"

I admit I lol'd.

Aereidhna

Oops, this probably would have worked better in RP logs than memorable quotes...but I did die laughing myself at that part.

Trilliana

(Newbie): Rachie says, "...Can someone explain why the Illuminati are here?"
(Newbie): A helpful Divine says, "They're everywhere...."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Knights of the Illuminati are a type of city guard in Ashtan, perhaps a friendly Ashtani might explain why. Or perhaps not."

(Newbie): Rachie says, "And I thought I could trust this game..."
(Newbie): A helpful Divine says, "Place your trust in the Divine."

Santar

Full idling on clouds with no prompt updates in several minutes while holding the eye of discord.

10417h, 7594m, 38200e, 31596w excdbkr  01:54:38.983

Kayeil flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that flare 

with power.

5674h, 2382m, 38170e, 31690w excdbkr  01:55:32.309(-4743h, 56.0%, -5212m, 74.0%) 

(sip health|eat irid|outr 1 irid)

You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.

The elixir heals and soothes you.

What do you want to eat?

(svo): (don't have irid in inventory for healhealth as I thought)

You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 1564.

7136h, 2382m, 38170e, 31690w excdbkr  01:55:32.386(+1462h, 17.3%) 

Frosty scales scatter around Kayeil as she leaves to the northwest.

7136h, 2382m, 38170e, 31708w excdbkr  01:55:32.621

(eat irid|outr 1 irid)

You eat some irid moss.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 1563.

7813h, 2945m, 38170e, 31708w excdbkr  01:55:33.103(+677h, 8.0%, +563m, 8.0%) 

You are:

blind.

deaf.

8236h, 2945m, 38170e, 31708w xcdbkr  01:55:36.030(+423h, 5.0%) 

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic. (4.444s)

8236h, 2945m, 38190e, 31720w xcdbkr  01:55:36.830(sip mana)

You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.

Your mind feels stronger and more alert.

8236h, 3890m, 38190e, 31720w xcdbkr  01:55:36.916(+945m, 13.4%) 

---------------------EQUILIBRIUM--------------------- (1.133s)

8236h, 3890m, 38190e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:37.163

You are already surrounded by draconic armour, Wyrm.

8236h, 3890m, 38190e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:37.751

You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash. (5.926s)

8236h, 3890m, 38190e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:39.028(eat irid|outr 1 irid)

You eat some irid moss.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 1562.

8470h, 4453m, 38190e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:39.103(+234h, 2.8%, +563m, 8.0%) 

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic. (4.428s)

8470h, 4453m, 38200e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:41.345(sip mana)

You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.

Your mind feels stronger and more alert.

8470h, 5691m, 38200e, 31720w excdbkr  01:55:41.433(+1238m, 17.6%) 

Your voice quietly thrums as you tell Kayeil, "Holy shit you almost killed me."

Aktillum

The CIJ learns about lol, loll and lolling:

- 2015/04/21 05:54:27 - Shianne says, "Lol SUnny!"
- 2015/04/21 05:55:09 - Aktillum says, "Lol isn't a word! Lolling is a word, though."
- 2015/04/21 05:55:36 - Aktillum says, "Loll: sit, lie, or stand in a lazy, relaxed way. Or: hang
loosely, droop."
- 2015/04/21 05:55:36 - Shianne says, "Its a cough...like choaking on a hairball."
- 2015/04/21 05:55:51 - Sunny laughingly says, "I don't wanna know."
- 2015/04/21 05:55:58 - Sunny says, "Is it Lolling Akky?"
- 2015/04/21 05:56:04 - Aktillum says, "Like, "Sunny's tongue was lolling out of his mouth after too many gleam snorts"."
- 2015/04/21 05:56:48 - Aktillum says, "I think loll is the 3rd person present."
- 2015/04/21 05:57:14 - Aktillum says, "Whereas lolling is a present participle."
- 2015/04/21 05:57:28 - Sunny says, "Whoa..you just made this sooo unfun."

Tharvis

(Clan): @Nat says, "Anymore relics and @Penwize becomes a angelina jolie."

Sarathai

(Eleusis): Talysin says, "Anyone free to give harmony?"
-
(Eleusis): You say, "You'll only have its effects for... well, less, than a day."
-
A vision of Aeon, Lord of Time appears in your mind. He beckons you to him and you feel the dawning of a new year.
Deepest Stygian night steals over the land as the symbolic hourglass empties and turns, ready to begin a new day.
It is now the 1st of Sarapin, 682 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
-
(Eleusis): Mahesh says, "Happy new year."

Couldn't have timed that better if I tried.

Tesha

@Aodfionn sadly tells you, "You rule the city with a squishy, fruity fist."

Tibitha

I'm onto you @Aelios...

(Party): Aelios says, "Hasar is in the Eastern Reaches."

You follow Anedhel west to Approaching Targossas.
You are panting softly.
4145h, 3500m, 19988e, 16400w exkdb-

[Blah blah, spam spam, not paying as much attention as I should.]

High above, Aelios opens his glistening, tooth-lined maw wide and rains a great tempest of dragonfire down upon you, from which there is no escape or reprieve.
1444h, 3500m, 19998e, 16400w exkdb- [What the hell? Where'd my health go?]

<6 People healing spam>

You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.

A massive shadow begins to circle in the skies above. [Aha! Enemy!]

High above, Aelios opens his glistening, tooth-lined maw wide and rains a great tempest of dragonfire down upon the ground, failing to strike you.
[Dude... what?]

(Party): Aelios says, "Hasar is in the Skies."

(Party): Anedhel says, "Aelios."

(Party): Anedhel says, "Stop breathraining us."

You tell Aelios, "You're killing me smalls."

Aelios's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "...plan...working."

Aelios falls to Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord, his body seared to a crisp by electric energy.

You tell Aelios, "Ha, you deserved that."

Skye

Legate Taraus Bravi'os shouts, "Skye, collect your drunken, asinine father before I remind him how well he can't swim."

Oh Dad...

Kinilan

Skye said:

Legate Taraus Bravi'os shouts, "Skye, collect your drunken, asinine father before I remind him how well he can't swim."

Oh Dad...

Not my fault.

Aereidhna

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "Ok now turn around and cast off so I 

can chase you again."

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "Yay!"

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "Booooooooooo."

You yell, "Have a good month, Kinilan!"

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

You yell, "I mean, as much as I'm going through withdrawal from not being sunk 

in a few months, I just would rather sit here."

You yell, "It was a really tough decision though."

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "Nonsense. Every ship deserves a good 

cleaning that only a trip to the sea floor can give."

You yell, "I'd volunteer to clean yours but...I'm too lazy to clean my own as 

is!"

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "Otherwise how else are you going to 

clean up all the bird shit and the puke and Gods know what else."

Kinilan Demaxx yells from close at hand, "And there is just no denying the 

sanitizing effects of a good deck fire."

thanks for the pre-work lulz, @Kinilan

Kinilan

Ruining seafaring and improving your work day all at once.

Aereidhna

Kinilan said:

Ruining seafaring and improving your work day all at once.

Actually, after I got over being sunk the first time and realized it wasn't the worst thing ever, I mostly find your antics amusing now. (Being able to afford harbour salvaging and availability to do salvage ops easily always helps!)

Deladan

Was talking to someone in tells missed to ct: 

(Eleusis): You say, "Mhaldor makes a good hunting ground."

(Eleusis): You say, "Miss."
(Eleusis): You say, "Eh you saw it."

(clan): You say, "I could have missed worse to ct."

(Eleusis): Artemis says, "I like how you think, Deladan."

(Eleusis): You say, "I do too, but not everyone does!"

Skye

43) Khaibit told You: Your father is only selling for 2 gold in the slave auction. Think of the shame on your family if he goes for so little!


Not gonna lie, I lol'd RL

Antidas

<talking to Xinna OOCly in tells>

You tell Xinna frostily, "// also it occurs to me that considering rory is in the room and almost certainly listening in, I probably could have picked a better time to send that tell!"

You tell Xinna frostily, "// hi rory!"

Xinna tells you, "// oh lol."

You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and striking your body. Pain envelopes you as golden fire surrounds and engulfs you in a paroxysm of suffering before it departs, leaving your body charred and smoking. You realise that this was but a warning.

1349h, 1222m, 32720e, 29570w excdbk 2- 15:40:02.214(-5395h, 80.0%, -4886m, 79.6%) 

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "Hi, Antidas."

Message #1542       Sent by Aurora

4/23/21:42 Clearly, I slipped and missed. Clearly.

whoops