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The Chaos Wedding (Dunn & Hecate)

ZulahZulah Posts: 758Member @ - Epic Achaean
Took a minute but here it is in color:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/gVeAFGse

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  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormPosts: 2,966Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Did anyone get descriptions of Hecate in her wedding outfit or Maudette the bridesmaid?

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • ZulahZulah Posts: 758Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Pyori said:
    Hecate, Mother of Crones says, "Waste no more time! My dripping folds are eager for our consummation."

    @Mizik vomits up the contents of his stomach.

    That about sums up my thoughts on the entire thing.

    I edited out so many things that weren't relevant to the entirety but decided to leave that little gem. I figured someone might appreciate it
    ShirszaeZenii
  • SolnirSolnir Posts: 709Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    So uh... @Dunn ... how was it?
  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,494Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Poor Dunn....Poor poor poor poor Dunn.
  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraPosts: 5,956Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A cramped boudoir (indoors).
    Fissures pepper the rocky surfaces of four basalt walls forming the boundaries of this stifling boudoir, which do little to keep out the pulsating waves of heat from its surroundings. Numerous portraits of Hecate hang haphazardly upon the northern face, emphasising the voluminous curves, or lack thereof, of the Crone Queen in a poor attempt at seduction. Thick and unbridled, the stench of rot and decay hangs heavily in the air, blanketing in particular a tiny bed pushed against the western partition. Dried streaks of reddish-brown blood and patches of yellowish discolourations stain the once-white sheets, the crumpled fabric dangling onto the floor after one too many rough nights. Lacking in any visible windows or sources of light beyond the dull heat of magma, this chamber is one created to offer the utmost privacy to its occupants, shielding them beneath a shroud of darkness. Hanging upon an adjacent wall, a faded picture of Tanris Rozzan stares across at the bed. Her modesty barely contained, the Crone Queen Hecate stands here in a virescent wedding dress.
    There are no obvious exits.


    That's how it was. To clean up the actual consummation log or not... there's not enough bleach to clean that.


  • ZackeryZackery Posts: 100Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Jy'Rakym Dunn, Herald of the Dripping Folds
    SobriquetAsmodronZenii
  • SolnirSolnir Posts: 709Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Dunn said:

    That's how it was. To clean up the actual consummation log or not... there's not enough bleach to clean that.
    My curiosity is getting the better of me... I'm going to regret saying this.
    PM is open.
  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraPosts: 5,956Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    i'll clean it up today if there's a bunch of pervs out there.


  • AtalkezAtalkez Posts: 4,699Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Check.  


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    ExelethrilShirszaeCaelanZenii
  • ExelethrilExelethril Posts: 3,263Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    L o l 

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  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,917Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I get uncomfortable with RL affection, just imagining you had to RP that is making me feel really nauseous. 

    Not nauseous enough to stop eating my delicious sweet chilli chips, but still... *crunches on a chip that is probably eerily similar to things in Hecate’s folds*


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    Xias
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo DomingoPosts: 3,001Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I am too curious for my own good.

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraPosts: 5,956Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    To be clear, there was about five emotes of tame foreplay and then I got deepslept and she did her thing. Don’t want anyone to miss a gross log cause they think it contains me going to town on her haha. 


    ShirszaeExelethrilXias
  • ExelethrilExelethril Posts: 3,263Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You actually had to do something along those lines? Rekt

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  • AileaAilea Posts: 113Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
     Hanging upon an adjacent wall, a faded picture of Tanris Rozzan stares across at the bed. 


    Admittedly, I laughed harder at the above sentence, than I probably should have. 

  • IsmayIsmay Posts: 536Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Just think, you could now be an expecting father of cute little chaos babies.
  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraPosts: 5,956Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A crater full of them, if Hecate is to be believed!


  • AtalkezAtalkez Posts: 4,699Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That’s amazing


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,315Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Can't do it. Clicked the link, but... Nope, just can't do it 
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

    TysandrExelethrilSolnir
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyPosts: 4,657Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Hecate is so awesome. I think I got lucky being her tribute. Seems Dunn got lucky also! :D
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo DomingoPosts: 3,001Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    The only real sliver of luck there was the deepsleep  :s

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

    TysandrJhaeliRekhyrSkye
  • IsmayIsmay Posts: 536Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    There are some things in life that just cannot be unseen, or unread...


    You now have permission to hide on my ship!
  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraPosts: 5,956Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I just got mine out of drydock, but thank you for the offer of safety.


  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, FloridaPosts: 4,802Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Dunn said:
    https://pastebin.com/gfeUmb7B

    There you go. Anyone that wants to get a drink later... hit me up.
    I know we've never been friends IG, but man... I think I'll take you up to get a drink. You need it, buddy. And someone to talk to.

    Y i k e s. 
    "You have had an extraordinary adventure, my dear. Extraordinary! One that few people could ever imagine. Treasure it. Keep it safe and secure, tucked away in some special place in your heart. 

    But... don't spend the rest of your days chasing a ghost."
  • PyoriPyori Posts: 693Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    edited February 19
    Dunn said:
    https://pastebin.com/gfeUmb7B

    There you go. Anyone that wants to get a drink later... hit me up.
                   

    Asmodron
  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 4,000Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Poor Reine.

    However, the precedent for polygamy has now been made.
    ShirszaeZenii
  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,494Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I'm terrified to click it....
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