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Are you slapping a seal
Taarkos says, "You won’t believe what I accidentally voluntarily subjected myself to today."
Taarkos says, "Out of the goodness of my black heart, I offered, and did sail Shayde to Zanzibaar to learn command."
Taarkos says, "I sailed her ass as she was lying in bed."
Taarkos says, "We get there. She can only learn like 3 levels of command. Because she didn’t invest many lessons into seafaring”
Taarkos says, "So I KNOW she has credits because she was boasting about selling caches."
Taarkos says, "I'm like. It’s okay! Use some and learn from me!"
Taarkos says, "Then she says she’s saving to buy another stupid lion."
stayin' alive, stayin' alive