The biggest release in Achaea's history will be happening

Krypton

witch120063 the Sorceress of the Seas
Number of objects: 1

The monstrous upper body of a colossal sea witch courses through the waves.

Immense beyond measure, the formidable form of this Thalassic sorceress is a terror to
behold, radiating indescribable strength and power from sheer size alone. Sickening green
skin comprises the fiend's gargantuan upper body, covered in an oily film that drips a
barrage of rancid globules into the sea. Confidence and scorn oozes from her permanently
grim expression, her yellow eyes narrowed and her crimson painted lips twisted into a
mocking sneer. Countless braids of steel grey hair cascade along the hag's head, fretted
with a curious collection of broken shells that moan a baleful lamentation with every
passing blow of the nautical winds. Bursting from the vile behemoth's torso, six black and
purple tentacles lurk beneath the waves, each thick as a tree trunk yet writhing and
churning through the murky waters with effortless, terrifying ease. One of her webbed
hands is clawed, and empty, while the other wields a ship's mast wrapped in coral.
Doubtless the spoils of some doomed vessel's final voyage, the coral-stave slices through
the air with astonishing speed, whipping the wine-dark waves into a frenzy while a glass
orb at its tip flickers and glows in the endless, mesmerising palette of the ocean
currents in microcosm.
She weighs about 3750 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

Halos

      

Penwize

Grotesque countenance twisting into a malicious grin, the Sorceress of the Seas locks her gaze with
yours, forcing you to stare, bewitched into her bottomless eyes.

Enraptured and powerless, you scream in vain as a monstrous tentacle writhes across your flesh,
wrapping itself around your body before a dozen more join the throng. Sucking and rasping hungrily,
the Sorceress looks on indifferent as your flesh is stripped bare from your bones and the pressure
at last reaches an untenable height, shattering your frail body into a thousand ossified fragments
which sink - dead - into the darkness of the deep.

Taryius has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
Zyneste has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
Krypton has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
Killed by: the Sorceress of the Seas

- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Taryius to die in excruciating agony at sea.
- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Zyneste to die in excruciating agony at sea.
- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Krypton to die in excruciating agony at sea.
- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Penwize to die in excruciating agony at sea.
- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Zyneste to die in excruciating agony at sea.
- 2017/11/25 22:56:33 - The Sorceress of the Seas's mass of tentacles writhe in exultant triumph as she sentences Penwize to die in excruciating agony at sea.

Exelethril

Death by sucking and rasping tentacles Kreygasm

[Deleted User]

Death by Seabitch - 1/10

Would not recommend. 

Synbios

Krypton said:

witch120063 the Sorceress of the Seas
Number of objects: 1

The monstrous upper body of a colossal sea witch courses through the waves.

Immense beyond measure, the formidable form of this Thalassic sorceress is a terror to
behold, radiating indescribable strength and power from sheer size alone. Sickening green
skin comprises the fiend's gargantuan upper body, covered in an oily film that drips a
barrage of rancid globules into the sea. Confidence and scorn oozes from her permanently
grim expression, her yellow eyes narrowed and her crimson painted lips twisted into a
mocking sneer. Countless braids of steel grey hair cascade along the hag's head, fretted
with a curious collection of broken shells that moan a baleful lamentation with every
passing blow of the nautical winds. Bursting from the vile behemoth's torso, six black and
purple tentacles lurk beneath the waves, each thick as a tree trunk yet writhing and
churning through the murky waters with effortless, terrifying ease. One of her webbed
hands is clawed, and empty, while the other wields a ship's mast wrapped in coral.
Doubtless the spoils of some doomed vessel's final voyage, the coral-stave slices through
the air with astonishing speed, whipping the wine-dark waves into a frenzy while a glass
orb at its tip flickers and glows in the endless, mesmerising palette of the ocean
currents in microcosm.
She weighs about 3750 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

Krypton

Both have a petrifying stare attack, too. I was thinking of this connection the whole event

Synbios

Krypton said:

Both have a petrifying stare attack, too. I was thinking of this connection the whole event

I guess we have no choice but to send him :

Zulah

Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Hakaido with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Tesha with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Mezghar with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Myna with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Armali with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Shandrala with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Rekhyr with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Senoske with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Zyneste with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Issam with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Iohanna with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Asani with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Bail with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Siduri with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Wicella with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Morthif with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Farrah with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Shirszae with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Daeir with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Djenn with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Sneijder with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Vender with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Veovis with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Torinn with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Laeath with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Erikka with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kogan with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Asmodron with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Seragorn with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Tahquil with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Durzaan with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kiet with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Antidas with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Jetieri with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Elipise with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kayeil with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Aegoth with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Melodie with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Herutar with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Ajoc with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Vincenzio with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Azare with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.

Zulah

Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Xias with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Lupisentia with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Drefan with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kalona with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Ayu with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Myna with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Armali with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Rekhyr with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Issam with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Bail with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Morthif with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Athalos with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Syndra with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Farrah with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Torinn with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kogan with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Seragorn with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Durzaan with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Antidas with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Jetieri with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Kayeil with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Herutar with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Ajoc with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Azare with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Locki with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Serin with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Ayu with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Syndra with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Locki with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.
Bataoac trembles, loosing a terrifying avalanche of stone, soil, and snow that descends remorseless
through the montane slopes, destroying Serin with its passing.
The mask upon your face grows warm as an image of Bataoac, the Northern Giant appears in your mind.

Zulah

Couldn't even fit the deathsight in one post!

Wicella

Ugh. The past few days has been wandering around with no information looking for random stuff and dying to a crap ton of instakills. I know it's still plot building but there's nothing to do but die over and over again. 

Minifie

Wicella said:

Ugh. The past few days has been wandering around with no information looking for random stuff and dying to a crap ton of instakills. I know it's still plot building but there's nothing to do but die over and over again. 

This is entire event is designed to constantly kill you for not accepting my bounty duel!

Wicella

Minifie said:

Wicella said:

Ugh. The past few days has been wandering around with no information looking for random stuff and dying to a crap ton of instakills. I know it's still plot building but there's nothing to do but die over and over again. 

This is entire event is designed to constantly kill you for not accepting my bounty duel!

Weep! I regret it now! hehe

Xias

@Daeir You made the mountain move and simultaneously made me D/C, all at once!

Zelisia

Just a thought but what if the big release is that denizens are getting damage type resistances/weaknesses?

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Bets on what is gonna get blown up?

Aegoth

My big event is here

Minifie

Syndra said:

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Bets on what is gonna get blown up?

What's the new Good Aligned city going to be?

Synbios

Minifie said:

Syndra said:

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Bets on what is gonna get blown up?

What's the new Good Aligned city going to be?

 I can't wait for the construction of the Luminous City of Mallahs, where adherents of the Light and Fire socialize at the city hub located at Calamari Road. Keeping everyone safe is the famous Guard Captain Sir Perry Kohls, who conducts regular security checks by pushing and pulling nearby levers that open and close strategically-placed gates.

Farrah

Minifie said:

Syndra said:

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Bets on what is gonna get blown up?

What's the new Good Aligned city going to be?

Third time's a charm. World better watch out.

Asmodron

Syndra said:

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Bets on what is gonna get blown up?

The 4 conduits meet up, link, and tear a gigantic rift in the ether. A swarm of elemental minions come through, as the war spills onto sapience.

Gg

Zulah

magi class turning into four elemental classes.

Telendrieth

I'm actually really annoyed the second bit of this event is going to be on the weekend again. I'd really like to not be working while all the cool crap is happening... again. 

Aralaya

The 4 conduits come to Sapience, destroy it. We're all forced to flee to Meropis and rebuild the Seleucarian Empire while the entire continent of Sapience becomes one elemental boss zone.

Aodfionn

TERADRIM, HERE WE GO

Telendrieth

Aodfionn said:

TERADRIM, HERE WE GO

Yes, omg yes plz.

Caelan

The four elements meet up, combine, and make a Voltron.  Then they cleave everyone right down the middle.  Perma death ensues.

Kiet

I've already prepared my contingency post in case I'm held accountable for massive destruction from the conduits.

Farrah

Kiet said:

I've already prepared my contingency post in case I'm held accountable for massive destruction from the conduits.

I hope the contingency is to channel your inner Aegoth, cackle hellishly, and say it was your evil plan all along.

My response to @Daeir 's "I told you so" will be more challenging and may get ugly.